Author Topic: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread (Read 775761 times)

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #4220 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:24:21 am »

fapfapfap

MadDog · « **Reply #4221 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:25:13 am »

You know, there's a kernel of truth behind every joke people. Nonono, keep going, please. This is very informative. A good way to find out who's really not straight... at all.

There must now be hundreds of pages here with my face on them. Cool.

Farah · « **Reply #4222 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:30:56 am »

i am straight though...staring straight into those lucious eyes....that body that has become what it is now with years of hard work....sitting down to play soldat once in a while to make internet NERDS jealous and wooo the occasional shy ones like me....mmmmmmmmm

MadDog · « **Reply #4223 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:35:20 am »

Quote from: Soccerfan1993 on July 23, 2009, 11:32:24 am

All gay ppls shuld die

but i'll rather die for youuuuuuuuuuu

Learn how to spell inspiration, mate.

Well guys, I'd love to keep chatting with you, but Lisa just called, she needs to be picked up from the mall. So, while I go and live a fairly great life with the girl of my dreams, you can continue to show your most-inner, darkest secret here. I'm real sorry if about 87% of you are nerdish in appearance. I feel for you. But I don't think your homosexual babbling is gonna help you much. Then again, looking at your mugs, it can't hurt.

So keep uh... doing whatever. Just do me a favor and if you happen to have any pretty sisters, let them look. I mean, Lisa's great, but you know... I'm only this good for so long.

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #4224 on:** July 23, 2009, 11:40:06 am »

i like your big weapon maddog

MattH · « **Reply #4225 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:10:05 pm »

That pic In your sig....WHY are you holding a air rifle??

And don't try to say that its not I can see the break point in the barrel. lol

mar77a · « **Reply #4226 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:33:38 pm »

shit mate that's a lot of tennis slash fapping you got on your right arm

Kazuki · « **Reply #4227 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:39:46 pm »

<_< Not trying to be offensive. Just for fun.

Espadon · « **Reply #4228 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:59:17 pm »

Quote from: MattH on July 23, 2009, 12:10:05 pm

That pic In your sig....WHY are you holding a air rifle??

And don't try to say that its not I can see the break point in the barrel. lol

I think it's an air-powered dart gun that shoots special AIDs-impregnated... darts!

Snipufin · « **Reply #4229 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:25:11 pm »

Who cares? It's a fucking gun and it makes him look cool!

Mittsu · « **Reply #4230 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:44:16 pm »

you have some shitty haircut dude, nice tits tho

MadDog · « **Reply #4231 on:** July 23, 2009, 03:44:47 pm »

Quote from: Mittsu on July 23, 2009, 01:44:16 pm

you have some s**tty haircut dude, nice tits tho

Thanks.... I think.... or not...

It's 100 degrees outside, waaay too hot to have long hair. Seriously, if you stand on black asphalt for too long, your shoes melt.

@Kazuki: No, lol. That was actually pretty good. The best joke of all.

But you know what's especially funny? The simple and undeniable fact that you're all so fascinated with this picture. I had no idea that this was actually the SoldatHomosexualForums... had I known, I probably wouldn't have joined. However, I was brought up to accept everyone for who or... what they are. So if you want to come outta the closet, well you go right ahead and do that. I honestly don't care what you do But, hey, I know two things:

1. Unlike the majority of the community, I'm not confused about my sexual preferences, and I'm real sorry to dissapoint everyone.

2. I know that if 10 women had a choice between 2 possibilities....

or

I'd be getting laid ten times.

@MattH: You've gotta problem with an air rifle? I live in a city. There's no real opportunity to own a live firearm.

EDIT:

Not to mention, my face is now on the homepage. Yeah!

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #4232 on:** July 23, 2009, 04:12:28 pm »

Quote from: MadDog on July 23, 2009, 03:44:47 pm

@MattH: You've gotta problem with an air rifle? I live in a city. There's no real opportunity to own a live firearm.

translation: im a wimp pussy

MattH · « **Reply #4233 on:** July 23, 2009, 04:20:13 pm »

I don't have a problem with air-rifles (after all I have one) but when you're posing for a rambo pic you could pick a more formidable weapon

MadDog · « **Reply #4234 on:** July 23, 2009, 04:33:54 pm »

Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on July 23, 2009, 04:12:28 pm

Quote from: MadDog on July 23, 2009, 03:44:47 pm
@MattH: You've gotta problem with an air rifle? I live in a city. There's no real opportunity to own a live firearm.
translation: im a wimp pussy

Translation of Panzer: "I insult others to discreetly admit my sad shortcomings."

One of the advantages of living in a rural town is that a 17 year old can pretty much own a firearm. In a city, there's no reason for a 17 year old to own a firearm, unless he's a gangbanger. Luckily, I'm not that stupid.

But don't fret. One day I'll eventually trade in my .177 for an M-16 A4, courtesy of Uncle Sam.

@Matth

Lol, but seriously, it was either that or a baseball bat. Formidible weapon eventually coming...

jrgp · « **Reply #4235 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:02:42 pm »

Quote from: MadDog on July 23, 2009, 03:44:47 pm

I had no idea that this was actually the SoldatHomosexualForums... had I known, I probably wouldn't have joined.

I spy homophobe!

Also, nothing is worse than bragging about how many chicks you get. It just shows how insecure / over arrogant as hell you are.

echo_trail · « **Reply #4236 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:09:15 pm »

Quote from: jrgp on July 23, 2009, 05:02:42 pm

Quote from: MadDog on July 23, 2009, 03:44:47 pm
I had no idea that this was actually the SoldatHomosexualForums... had I known, I probably wouldn't have joined.
I spy homophobe!

He'll kill us all!

MattH · « **Reply #4237 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:12:35 pm »

Quote from: echo_trail on July 23, 2009, 05:09:15 pm

Quote from: jrgp on July 23, 2009, 05:02:42 pm
Quote from: MadDog on July 23, 2009, 03:44:47 pm
I had no idea that this was actually the SoldatHomosexualForums... had I known, I probably wouldn't have joined.
I spy homophobe!

He'll kill us all!

Ummmm...what are you trying to say echo??

Smegma · « **Reply #4238 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:18:27 pm »

This is vaguely reminiscent, but less nerdy (maybe), then that whole copywrite fiasco.

RafiPZ · « **Reply #4239 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:39:49 pm »

Quote from: Source on July 23, 2009, 11:44:22 am

Quote from: MadDog on July 23, 2009, 11:35:20 am
Quote from: Soccerfan1993 on July 23, 2009, 11:32:24 am
All gay ppls shuld die

but i'll rather die for youuuuuuuuuuu

Learn how to spell inspiration, mate.

Well guys, I'd love to keep chatting with you, but Lisa just called, she needs to be picked up from the mall. So, while I go and live a fairly great life with the girl of my dreams, you can continue to show your most-inner, darkest secret here. I'm real sorry if about 87% of you are nerdish in appearance. I feel for you. But I don't think your homosexual babbling is gonna help you much. Then again, looking at your mugs, it can't hurt.

So keep uh... doing whatever. Just do me a favor and if you happen to have any pretty sisters, let them look. I mean, Lisa's great, but you know... I'm only this good for so long.

do i look like a pale nerd to you, motherf**ker?

pic related..it's ME and my boy BRAD

douche5.jpg? lol?

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Author Topic: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread (Read 775761 times)