Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread

[Dascoo]

If you have long-medium hair at least do something with it.

[Blue-ninja]

Like for example let the hair cover your ears, instead of just shoving them behind your ears and end up looking like a lesbian. You do have the length to do that.

[jrgp]

Like for example let the hair cover your ears, instead of just shoving them behind your ears and end up looking like a lesbian. You do have the length to do that.

I do have them cover my ears. I love the fact that I'm not getting annoying quips about my elf ears anymore.

[[SIRS]Foxconn^^2012]

At least they don't call you a gay, jrgp.

[demoniac93]

At least they don't call you a gay, jrgp.

Wait, I thought...He isn't?!

[jrgp]

At least they don't call you a gay, jrgp.

Wait, I thought...He isn't?!

Not.

[Graham]

At least they don't call you a gay, jrgp.

Wait, I thought...He isn't?!

Not.

Isn't not gay?

[jrgp]

At least they don't call you a gay, jrgp.

Wait, I thought...He isn't?!

Not.

Isn't not gay?

Isn't gay.

[Horve]

don't worry, be happy

[The Geologist]

Why? How can I make myself look less like a lesbian?

Thought this could help you out.

Unless you are in a heavy metal band long hair doesn't work. At all. No matter what your color, creed, or sexual orientation, it just looks stupid.

Geo?

You need a flannel shirt.

Croat speaks the truth.  And don't think I'm not watchin' you now Dante.  You just made the list. 

Anyhow, if the first portion of the post didn't go into enough depth, the hair could do with a change.  That, and there's a time and a place for everything. 

The fun thing about hair is that it grows back.  Cut it, grow it, experiment.  Right now your hair is at that awkward length between "I just got a bowl cut" and "stand in on a 60's improve show".  I speak from experience.

Or just start wearing some good flannel.   

[VijchtiDoodah]

Why? How can I make myself look less like a lesbian?

...just start wearing some good flannel.   

My lesbian roommate and her girlfriend wore flannel all the time. They called it lesbian lingerie.

So it could either help you grow some bigger balls, jrgp, or just the opposite.

[The Geologist]

Damnit Vijcht,

Don't you see the point here?  Even your roommate is snagging girls with flannel.

That means both genders + flannel = win.

Welcome to the game buddy.

[VijchtiDoodah]

True. Except for men who look like lesbians. jrgp still looks like a dyke, which is anything but a turn-on for straight women. Flannel does attract lesbians, but the penis repels them. Once they reach a certain distance from poor jrgp, his dual flannel-penis flux trapping mechanism corrals them into an energetically favorable stationary orbit around his body. This is why the demographics of lesbian density within and around Orlando break down under statistical analysis for periods coinciding with jrgp's flannel-wearing habits.

And vaginas will remain forever out of his feeble grasp.

This boy was not meant to attract women with hair like that.

[Demonic]

how you look has nothing to do with your ability to attract anyone.

if you look good, you feel good, and that's an attractive quality.

coping out with 'I feel good this way' however is just a lie, and a pretty easily catchable one at that.

then again, I'm with Geo - there's no going wrong with flannel. Ever.

EDIT:

also, here's a promo picture for an upcoming campaign we're doing.

[echo_trail]

how you look has nothing to do with your ability to attract anyone.

I know what you mean, and I'm with you. However, how you look does have something to say in terms of which league of women you're capable of attracting.

[TBDM]

Damnit Vijcht,
flannel = win.

Welcome to the game buddy.

also, jrgp just needs to get a dirty MULLET haircut, some flannel shirts, and old band / harley davidson shirts (complete with dirt stains and holes).

[ramirez]

this is me after AE/ lost sctfl finals.. twice

(actually it was taken in paris last summer and i have no idea what i was doing)

[Kazuki]

Hey, jrgp, we can be dykes together!

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l123/ProfessorKazuki/0127001325.jpg

I desperately need a shower.

[Demonic]

how you look has nothing to do with your ability to attract anyone.

I know what you mean, and I'm with you. However, how you look does have something to say in terms of which league of women you're capable of attracting.

Bullshit! It's all in the head. Just think - more often than not the guy being in the centre of attention at a party isn't the most attractive / is ugly as something out of a cat's colon.

[echo_trail]

how you look has nothing to do with your ability to attract anyone.

I know what you mean, and I'm with you. However, how you look does have something to say in terms of which league of women you're capable of attracting.

Bulls**t! It's all in the head. Just think - more often than not the guy being in the centre of attention at a party isn't the most attractive / is ugly as something out of a cat's colon.

Usually there's no real center of the party here. But we're pretty laid back about that stuff