Author Topic: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread (Read 944410 times)

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #5780 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:50:40 pm »

jrgp

typically you look like the most lonely sorry faced twat anyone could ever meet

but theres the occasional special photo where you happen to be standing next to someone quite good looking and what results is a rare quantum build up of all the typical loserish symptoms you display, catalyzed by the presence of a hot chick (in much the same way a hot chick hangs out with fat and f**k-ugly friends), and im fairly sure it pushes the boundaries on what was before considered as pathetically sad as any human could ever get

Laser Guy · « **Reply #5781 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:08:35 pm »

Meh, long time no pic.

Kazuki · « **Reply #5782 on:** February 24, 2011, 04:11:44 am »

Quote from: jrgp on February 22, 2011, 11:27:07 pm

Quote from: Kazuki on February 22, 2011, 10:52:51 pm
You know what she needs? Square-frame glasses and a sloppy tie.

What? really? why?

Why NOT?

jrgp · « **Reply #5783 on:** February 24, 2011, 08:38:55 am »

Quote from: Kazuki on February 24, 2011, 04:11:44 am

Quote from: jrgp on February 22, 2011, 11:27:07 pm
Quote from: Kazuki on February 22, 2011, 10:52:51 pm
You know what she needs? Square-frame glasses and a sloppy tie.

What? really? why?

Why NOT?

eh, you've got a partially valid point, I guess. Chicks with ties turn me on but glasses really don't appeal to me.

Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on February 23, 2011, 06:50:40 pm

jrgp

typically you look like the most lonely sorry faced twat anyone could ever meet

but theres the occasional special photo where you happen to be standing next to someone quite good looking and what results is a rare quantum build up of all the typical loserish symptoms you display, catalyzed by the presence of a hot chick (in much the same way a hot chick hangs out with fat and f**k-ugly friends), and im fairly sure it pushes the boundaries on what was before considered as pathetically sad as any human could ever get

It usually takes a lot to bring a tear to my eye, but you just succeeded. Good job, sir!

demoniac93 · « **Reply #5784 on:** February 24, 2011, 09:13:20 am »

Quote from: L[0ne]R on February 23, 2011, 05:27:45 pm

If it was so easy to steal her away from the other guy - she's not worth it. Good girls don't switch boyfriends so easily.
Unless all you need is a temporary sex toy.

Ugh, I never said he should "steal" her or anything, I'm just saying that some things don't last, goddammit.

Mistercharles · « **Reply #5785 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:00:13 am »

Quote from: Laser Guy on February 23, 2011, 09:08:35 pm

Meh, long time no pic.

Seriously awesome nose action going on here. 5/5, dead serious.

Laser Guy · « **Reply #5786 on:** February 24, 2011, 05:59:05 pm »

My nose was always a tad too big. And the way light falls on my face it makes it look even bigger and misshaped.

Smegma · « **Reply #5787 on:** February 24, 2011, 06:44:29 pm »

jrgp looks like he's turning into a normal dude to me.

Mistercharles · « **Reply #5788 on:** February 25, 2011, 11:16:27 pm »

Quote from: Smegma on February 24, 2011, 06:44:29 pm

jrgp looks like he's turning into a normal dude to me.

Quote from: jrgp on December 22, 2010, 09:54:12 am

Coding stuff while watching HD porn at friend's house.

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #5789 on:** February 26, 2011, 06:36:58 pm »

i would agree that the natural results of teenage growth like gaining height and bulking out are exhibited by jrgp

but somehow they are being perpetually resisted by his almost magical ability to act and look as f**king nerdy as he possibly can

its almost like god is struggling to help rectify his situation against the wave of satanic linux temptation and repulsive taste in band tees

maybe the almighty lords signal has some kind of problem being received in certain parts of california

jrgp · « **Reply #5790 on:** February 26, 2011, 06:47:43 pm »

Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on February 26, 2011, 06:36:58 pm

certain parts of california

I'm in Florida, you crazy brit.

Foxconn · « **Reply #5791 on:** February 27, 2011, 09:55:37 am »

jrgp · « **Reply #5792 on:** February 27, 2011, 12:22:35 pm »

Quote from: Foxconn on February 27, 2011, 09:55:37 am

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/7015/p270211122701.jpg

I am Jack's.... complete lack of surprise.

Smegma · « **Reply #5793 on:** February 27, 2011, 04:42:33 pm »

Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on February 26, 2011, 06:36:58 pm

i would agree that the natural results of teenage growth like gaining height and bulking out are exhibited by jrgp

but somehow they are being perpetually resisted by his almost magical ability to act and look as f**king nerdy as he possibly can

its almost like god is struggling to help rectify his situation against the wave of satanic linux temptation and repulsive taste in band tees

maybe the almighty lords signal has some kind of problem being received in certain parts of california

By normal dude I meant he looks like he would be fun to hang out with and not be a dick.

Not "doesn't wear acceptable shirts" or some shit.

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #5794 on:** February 27, 2011, 06:10:48 pm »

By all means, if MM sold t-shirts with jrgp's face I'd buy one.

jrgp · « **Reply #5795 on:** March 02, 2011, 10:54:36 am »

Dudes it turns out she broke up with her bf. Prom is approaching so I just asked her if she was going and she asked if I wanted to go with her. I obviously fucking said yes.

I feel some pics of us together might be here shortly.

Kazuki · « **Reply #5796 on:** March 02, 2011, 11:42:24 am »

* Kazuki imagines jrgp winding up his middle finger like a drawbridge at Panzer.

demoniac93 · « **Reply #5797 on:** March 02, 2011, 12:01:48 pm »

Quote from: Kazuki on March 02, 2011, 11:42:24 am

* Kazuki imagines jrgp winding up his middle finger like a drawbridge at Panzer.

Bet you 10 bucks jrgp is loving my predictions.
Told you so, Joe.
(Yes, the rhyme was intentional, I'm trying to be a smart ass, and don't you dare ruin the moment for me)

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #5798 on:** March 02, 2011, 12:20:09 pm »

Quote from: jrgp on March 02, 2011, 10:54:36 am

Dudes it turns out she broke up with her bf. Prom is approaching so I just asked her if she was going and she asked if I wanted to go with her. I obviously f**king said yes.

I feel some pics of us together might be here shortly.

Awesome, dude. This one's for all your doubters:

jrgp · « **Reply #5799 on:** March 02, 2011, 01:23:58 pm »

Quote from: Kazuki on March 02, 2011, 11:42:24 am

* Kazuki imagines jrgp winding up his middle finger like a drawbridge at Panzer.

Hehe yeah dude. So she got really happy when I talked to her, and she accepted me "as is," with my dorky new balance shoes, digital timex, shorts, tee, and uneven center part., etc

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Author Topic: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread (Read 944410 times)

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