Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread

[Meteorisch]

wow prom lold what kind of stupid thing is that

[DarkCrusade]

I don't know what prom means so I'll laugh to make myself look funny instead of plain stupid

@jrgp: I'm sorry for you, but I saw that coming as well. But don't be sad about it, she's not worth it

[jrgp]

@jrgp: I'm sorry for you, but I saw that coming as well. But don't be sad about it, she's not worth it

Yeah I'm starting to realize that the only thing about her I actually liked was her appearance. Who can blame me there, right?

-never ask about prom directly, always ease into the conversation
-don't be oblivious to girls who will repeatedly promise to go with you, i would recommend asking a friend or someone outside of school who you'll be sure would go
-don't act like you'll do anything to go with the person - shows desperation and creepiness
-don't say your going to buy her a prom ticket- its implied the guy SHOULD anyways
-noone gives a s**t about the actual prom itself unless your in a relationship, it's always about the afterparty
-dont view prom as a place just to get some...you can do that anywhere, just go there to have fun
-if you have more than fun and you somehow get some... well then thats just an added bonus


Yea, I remember going to prom and I guess it was fun with my date but I had tons of fun afterwards because we rented a beach house and met and partied with a bunch of people down the shore from other schools.

What did your afterparty consist of exactly?

[demoniac93]

@jrgp: I'm sorry for you, but I saw that coming as well. But don't be sad about it, she's not worth it

Yeah I'm starting to realize that the only thing about her I actually liked was her appearance. Who can blame me there, right?

-never ask about prom directly, always ease into the conversation
-don't be oblivious to girls who will repeatedly promise to go with you, i would recommend asking a friend or someone outside of school who you'll be sure would go
-don't act like you'll do anything to go with the person - shows desperation and creepiness
-don't say your going to buy her a prom ticket- its implied the guy SHOULD anyways
-noone gives a s**t about the actual prom itself unless your in a relationship, it's always about the afterparty
-dont view prom as a place just to get some...you can do that anywhere, just go there to have fun
-if you have more than fun and you somehow get some... well then thats just an added bonus


Yea, I remember going to prom and I guess it was fun with my date but I had tons of fun afterwards because we rented a beach house and met and partied with a bunch of people down the shore from other schools.

What did your afterparty consist of exactly?

Men never think with anything but their little heads.
I would know...

[a-4-year-old]

I hosted a dry afterparty for a close group of friends and their dates.  Beach is fun.

[jerich]

I hosted a dry afterparty for a close group of friends and their dates.  Beach is fun.

exactly, it doesnt have to be with alcohol or anything as a4yo did. i did though and met up and drank with other people, hung out at the beach, met new people, etc... but the point is that you shouldnt get too strung about prom because prom is over rated to begin with. Find a friend to go with and forget about that girl.

[n00bface]

-don't say your going to buy her a prom ticket- its implied the guy SHOULD anyways

Absolutely not. Guys who paid for their prom dates were saps. Fuck that shit. Should've told her to pay for your ticket.

Anyways, can't blame the girl for your own shortcomings. I can empathize with the awkward situation she put herself in -- she doesn't want to go with you, but still wants to go to the prom. It's kind of hard to make it out of that situation without offending someone. In this case, it's you. Suck it up and ask someone else to go with you. Rejection is awesome; learn to embrace the feeling. It's hard to give a shit when everybody hates you, and this can work to your advantage.

[jerich]

i heard your prom date was hot

[demoniac93]

-don't say your going to buy her a prom ticket- its implied the guy SHOULD anyways

Absolutely not. Guys who paid for their prom dates were saps. f**k that s**t. Should've told her to pay for your ticket.

Anyways, can't blame the girl for your own shortcomings. I can empathize with the awkward situation she put herself in -- she doesn't want to go with you, but still wants to go to the prom. It's kind of hard to make it out of that situation without offending someone. In this case, it's you. Suck it up and ask someone else to go with you. Rejection is awesome; learn to embrace the feeling. It's hard to give a s**t when everybody hates you, and this can work to your advantage.

Now who in their right mind would hate a guy like jrgp?
That is, if they have a mind in the first place.

But good point, the faster you learn to suck up rejection, the sooner you'll be living a better life.

[n00bface]

i heard your prom date was hot

nigga, I didn't even go to HIGH school. I've been doing pretty well with homecoming wenches over at uni. though. I figure homecoming is just like prom, right?

[Shard]

I don't know what prom means so I'll laugh to make myself look funny instead of plain stupid

@jrgp: I'm sorry for you, but I saw that coming as well. But don't be sad about it, she's not worth it

"Put yoyrself in as many socially akward postions as possible, you will become immune and develope social skills." worked for me. She sounds like a bitch anyway. You'll have more fun with someone you have stuff in common with.

[jrgp]

Haircut. So I'm more appealing to potential employers mainly. And long hair was pissing me off as it is.


I had this gay guy at the hair cut place do it. He showed me a book of styles and I chose this one.

[-Skykanden-]

We should make an animation about how jrgp has changed over the years and so... It would be interesting

[DarkCrusade]

I gave you this advice before. You called me an idiot for doing that, but I'll repeat it: You'd look far better without the acne. Since my last try wasn't that successful, I overworked your newest pic to show you what I mean:



A real retouch would have cost you 30-50 bucks, but mine is free

Nice hair btw

[demoniac93]

We should make an animation about how jrgp has changed over the years and so... It would be interesting

Don't mess with the ban hammer :p
But good point, it would be interesting indeed.

@Joe: That cut looks good on you, I can imagine it would go well with formal or office wear.

[Mittsu]

lol darkcrusade, he really would look better without acne? so genious yet so simple! precious advice, no doubt

[MattH]

I think jrgp's biggest problem is the angle of the photograph (I.E. Sideways pedo glare)...

And oh yeah, are those VHS cassettes?

[jrgp]

You'd look far better without the acne.

I've tried.

Nice hair btw

Thanks.

Don't mess with the ban hammer :p

Nah, I'd find an animation like that flattering. Feel free. Surely there's enough material in this thread sans linkrot.

@Joe: That cut looks good on you, I can imagine it would go well with formal or office wear.

Thanks, and that's the idea.

I think jrgp's biggest problem is the angle of the photograph (I.E. Sideways pedo glare)...

I only do that on pics I post here.

And oh yeah, are those VHS cassettes?

Yeah. Getting rid of them is impossible so I don't even try. I've got hundreds scattered around my house.

[ds dude]

I know what you mean about long hair, pisses me off too especially since it takes a while to wash and dry.

[MattH]

I've just been skimming the photos here...



And I think, that this is the only photo of jrgp where he looks like a normal person.
(disregarding the major lack of shirt) Agreed?