Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread

[DarkCrusade]

You people are on drugs or something cause what I see is a cool guy sitting at a resteraunt with his phone.

You forgot to mention his mysterious smile

[jrgp]

You people are on drugs or something cause what I see is a cool guy sitting at a resteraunt with his phone.

Yeah. He's reading his text messages.

You people are on drugs or something cause what I see is a cool guy sitting at a resteraunt with his phone.

You forgot to mention his mysterious smile

Yes, because reading text messages gets me hard whenever they're from a girl.

[Monsteri]

Whenever you get a text message from a girl, you need to sit, you can't stand up because it would cause an embarrassing situation.

[jrgp]

Whenever you get a text message from a girl, you need to sit, you can't stand up because it would cause an embarrassing situation.

Eh not as embarassing as it is glorifying. My epic crotch bulge immediately steals the attention from all the waitresses and some of the waiters as well. They end up dropping the food they're holding all over various customers, who in turn follow their glance and get dumbfounded. I need to essentially run out of there since I'll be trampled and tackled by all the sex starved tight assed waitresses. The trick to it is grabbing hold of one of them and running with her to your car and locking the door.

At that point the situation solves itself.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

Boy, you don't know the half of it.  Some of us have to deal with that even when completely flaccid.

[jrgp]

Boy, you don't know the half of it.  Some of us have to deal with that even when completely flaccid.

Careful. When flaccid your cock is not as protected or strong and is vulnerable to injury or loss if you get crushed. When you've got a stiffy it fills with blood that forms a virtual endoskeleton shielding it from the tuffest and slimiest blows.

[Monsteri]

I have to admit that getting stoned while pants on doesn't feel GOOD

[jrgp]

I have to admit that getting stoned while pants on doesn't feel GOOD

We both know that obviously depends on the bagginess of the pants/underwear and their breaking ability. The proximity of cum hungry bitches also plays a role.

[Monsteri]

Wow, you're more perv than me

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

Careful. When flaccid your cock is not as protected or strong and is vulnerable to injury or loss if you get crushed. When you've got a stiffy it fills with blood that forms a virtual endoskeleton shielding it from the tuffest and slimiest blows.

I'd say just the opposite, that you're safer when you're soft.  Try kicking a sheet.  It holds up alright, doesn't it? Now try kicking a window.

Not convinced? Well then, is it easier to crush a soda can or a stress ball? Is it easier to break a pencil or a rubber band? How about damaging a raw noodle versus a cooked one?

When my dick is in danger, I'd prefer it soft to hard, is what I'm saying.

[Horve]

I'd say just the opposite, that you're safer when you're soft.  Try kicking a sheet.  It holds up alright, doesn't it? Now try kicking a window.

Try kicking a sheet => penis torn apart

Now try kicking a window => penis shattering

[jrgp]

{LAW} Gamer_2k4, I'm not serous at all and you're fucked either way.

[ds dude]

Whenever you get a text message from a girl, you need to sit, you can't stand up because it would cause an embarrassing situation.

Eh not as embarassing as it is glorifying. My epic crotch bulge immediately steals the attention from all the waitresses and some of the waiters as well. They end up dropping the food they're holding all over various customers, who in turn follow their glance and get dumbfounded. I need to essentially run out of there since I'll be trampled and tackled by all the sex starved tight assed waitresses. The trick to it is grabbing hold of one of them and running with her to your car and locking the door.

At that point the situation solves itself.

lol.

[croat1gamer]

Im okay with doing stuff for shit and giggles here and there, but seriously.
What
The
Fuck?

[Mistercharles]

I came here hoping to find cute pictures of Graham with dogs.

What
the
fuck
indeed.

[demoniac93]

What do you guys mean "what the fuck"?
Moronic, asinine retards the fuck, obviously.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

Some people don't care about their dicks, I see.  That's cool; I'm not here to judge.

[jrgp]

I came here hoping to find cute pictures of Graham with dogs.

He's gone.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

what I see is a cool guy sitting at a resteraunt with his phone.

fuck the phone have you seen his badboy watch? straight outta 2003 bitches

[jrgp]

f**k the phone have you seen his badboy watch? straight outta 2003 b***hes

You're right. Timex IronMan series. Gets the job done wonderfully, and girls like it apparently:



I bet you're thinking what I'm thinking:


Yeah bitches, I'm graduating thursday:


lulz:


Blond on right is my gf from yestergrade; perhaps you remember that pic I posted years back:


More pics will probably follow later.

Until then, fuck yeah: