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Offline SadistAtHeart

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #380 on: September 26, 2006, 05:30:51 am »
here we go again

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #381 on: September 26, 2006, 10:05:18 am »
Dan, when are you going to realise the truth?

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #382 on: September 26, 2006, 01:00:02 pm »
here we go again

...and again and again and again...

And who's Dan?
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #383 on: September 26, 2006, 01:17:13 pm »


<m00`> i fucken told the fucken truth and you fuckendeleted it fuck you
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #384 on: September 26, 2006, 02:18:13 pm »
where's tthe sticky

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #385 on: September 26, 2006, 04:34:53 pm »
STORY TIME!  So, I came home one night a few weeks ago and discovered a couple mice running around my room.  It's getting colder now that summer's over so they like to get inside houses and live.  And they DO!
So, this one decided to make my room his home.  And that was cool, because mice are pretty awesome.  But then he started digging through my garbage and chewing on LOUD OBJECTS.  So it has been keeping me awake for a long time.  I conferred with the kind lads in #antisocial, and they advised me to use a humane trap..okay.

The latest victim :(

My garbage bag..RUINED.

So, I set the 'humane' trap.  I cleverly placed bread dust (like little small croutons) over the plate that you set inside of the trap.  I placed a little on the bottom in front of both sides of the plate so that if the mouse was able to eat them off the plate without setting it off, he would still want to WALK over it to get the crumbs on either side.



Doesn't look like I will be eating tonight :(  The bastard mouse managed to defy all odds and eat ALL (ALL) of the little croutons without so much as nudging the trap even a LITTLE.  Not even the little pegs collapsed or anything.  BULL FUCKING SHIT!

Looks like he will be joining his grandfather on the flawless sticky pads of doom.
  From last year.


Bastard mice.

P.S. and also bastard swear filter for censoring the fatherless-child word.  What's up with that.  Even the three stooges are regular users of said word!

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #386 on: September 26, 2006, 04:46:36 pm »
the sticky goes away every time you post in here n00bface. :O

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #387 on: September 26, 2006, 04:53:29 pm »
get a cat. works for me

« Last Edit: September 26, 2006, 04:59:59 pm by M0ose »

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #388 on: September 26, 2006, 05:01:55 pm »
Yeah I just noticed that Sadist..Maybe somebody is playing a trick on me, but the sticky button is an icon, not a checkbox, so there's nothing I'm doing.  I'll have to talk with Bricks about that one.

And I had a cat, and it didn't work for me.  But it was 25 years old, so I cut it some slack.  Not getting another cat.

Oh, and by the way.  The cat idea was the proposed solution for the mice at my grandparents' house.  They never suspected they'd be stepping in piles of mouse guts the next day!  Sticky pads are pretty cool, but then you hear squeaking all night.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #389 on: September 26, 2006, 05:09:23 pm »
stepping in piles of mouse guts... so it worked for your grandparents, too. i almost stepped on mice guts but i... saw the mouse first, and took a picture

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #390 on: September 26, 2006, 05:16:30 pm »
hahahahaha, you win that one.  But my room is too cluttered to spot guts so they would just start to smell really bad.  I prefer sticky traps.

But that's not necessarily what I mean by 'mouse guts'.  The cat at their house decapitates mice and leaves their entrails scattered across the floor.  It's actually kind of badass, but that wouldn't work in my bedroom.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #391 on: September 26, 2006, 05:44:49 pm »
yeah, i had a cat who would eat birds and leave feathers all over the basement floor... but only the feathers. i used one of the feathers for the cover of a school project on native americans or something like that in 7th grade and the teacher thought it was so cool.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #392 on: September 26, 2006, 08:46:26 pm »
get a cat. works for me



I'm cat lover, that's actually a pretty cute one. Respek.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #393 on: September 26, 2006, 08:52:14 pm »
get a cat. works for me



I'm cat lover, that's actually a pretty cute one. Respek.

oh, why thank you. cat lovers are always cool (except when they aren't but in most cases, including this one, they are)

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #394 on: September 27, 2006, 02:23:37 am »
stepping in piles of mouse guts... so it worked for your grandparents, too. i almost stepped on mice guts but i... saw the mouse first, and took a picture


poor mouse!!
i love mice! they're so cute! sadistic bitch :(
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #395 on: September 27, 2006, 09:05:28 am »
Awww, poor thing. :P

Has anyone else noticed that this thread is regularly stickied and unstickied?
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #396 on: September 27, 2006, 12:19:31 pm »
Yeah, it seems to change whenever n00bface adds a post.
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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #397 on: September 27, 2006, 02:21:21 pm »
It happens randomly, I brought it up with Brick and he says it's a bug with the forum and that we have to live with it because he's too busy now to figure out the cause and how to fix it.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #398 on: September 27, 2006, 03:46:21 pm »
Ah...very well then.  Living with it. :P
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Official Soldat Forums Picture Thread
« Reply #399 on: September 28, 2006, 04:20:21 pm »


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