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Offline -Skykanden-

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NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« on: June 25, 2007, 02:47:55 am »
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Some time ago in Spain, a man by the name of El Solitairo appeared. And he was a menace to the public. Nobody knows who he is or when he will appear. He turns up at banks with a .45 caliber revolver and an Uzi.

He is really dangerous. A few days ago he shot a banker with his revolver, and he also brutally killed two police officers.

He has a disguise and can change his appearance in a few seconds. He changes, and then a short time later he disappears. Some people say he drives a 4x4, but nobody knows for certain.

Thanks.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2007, 09:20:51 am by -Skykanden- »

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Re: NOTTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2007, 02:53:21 am »
Killed 2 cops?!? fucking a... we need more of that here. lol
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Re: NOTTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2007, 06:55:57 am »
He created a form to change his images in a few seconds. He acutes in a few time later disappears.

eh... translation please?

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2007, 08:21:34 am »
Skykandens english isn't so great. He needs to learned to spoke it gooder.


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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2007, 08:27:44 am »
How do I shotted a banker?
What?

Skykandens english isn't so great. He needs to learned to spoke it gooder.
I know... and im sorry, and im learning more. Please undestand it, im not from a country where the people talk english
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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2007, 08:28:10 am »
You taked a guns and squeezed the trigger. He die after bullet acutely maked holed in brains.

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2007, 08:33:05 am »
You guys are jackasses.

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2007, 08:48:58 am »
OMG i have a new favorite quote..."im not from a english where the people talk english"  No offense to ya sky.  I dont care who reads that they are going to laugh.
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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2007, 08:49:11 am »
people say beer makes you dumb but it are go good with pizza!

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2007, 08:59:48 am »
Time ago there in Spain has appear a public terror, El Solitario.
No one knows who is, and when will appear. He appears at banks, he is armed with a revolver .45 and a Uzi.

Is really dangerous, days ago he shotted a banker with the revolver, and also killed 2 policemans brutally.

He created a form to change his images in a few seconds. He acutes in a few time later disappears, some people say he have a 4x4, but no one can certify

thanks

My interpritation:

Some time ago in Spain, a man by the name of El Solitairo appeared. And he was a menace to the public. Nobody knows who he is or when he will appear. He turns up at banks with a .45 caliber revolver and an Uzi.

He is really dangerous. A few days ago he shot a banker with his revolver, and he also brutally killed two police officers.

He has a disguise and can change his appearance in a few seconds. He changes, and then a short time later he disappears. Some people say he drives a 4x4, but nobody knows for certain.

Thanks.
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2007, 09:19:15 am »
Perfect Mangled*, i will change it thanks

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2007, 10:30:26 am »
i love it how people come into skylandens threads just to be assholes

how many banks has he robbed?

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2007, 10:34:20 am »
dunno but a lot of them... and with a lot time diference, maybe one day robbes one, and 100 days later another, he is acting on all the royal 'cañadas' of spain (villeages)

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2007, 04:14:38 pm »
It's amazing.. the number of assholes on this forum that is.. seriously guys, you need to grow up, cause you really need it.

Edit : Back on topic : Yes SkyKanden, people like that do exist, and it's usually the parents' fault, not taking enough care of their son, being criminals themselves, things like that.
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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2007, 02:49:34 am »
Edit : Back on topic : Yes SkyKanden, people like that do exist, and it's usually the parents' fault, not taking enough care of their son, being criminals themselves, things like that.

However, most of them fail at the whole bank robbery scene.
Hardly ever do they reach a skill level as high as "El Solitario"s.
Am I the only one here who isn't against him?

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2007, 07:48:53 am »
Needs more... Grand Theft Auto  :P
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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2007, 08:04:13 am »
stealing money from a place where money is supposed to be safe has my respect. Shooting people, however, doesn't.

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2007, 09:15:38 am »
Well he only appears when he needs money, he shotted the banker because he ''only gave to he 6000 €''

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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2007, 09:27:20 am »
Skykanden - "He shot the banker"

Well this brings up a conversation me and my friend were having yesterday - over a nice, chilling can of Jolt. The storekeep had a friend over and they were scratching lotto cards.

Well, we decided that even if someone who played the lotto won - they would never be able to manage the big money. People like them would just blow off all the money. I mean let's face it, the majority of lotto players probably failed grade school. Probability went beyond them.

It's the same deal with bank robbers. They rob the bank, get the good money, blow it off because they're too stupid to manage it.

..Then it's back to bank robbing for them.
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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2007, 09:31:54 am »
It's amazing.. the number of assholes on this forum that is.. seriously guys, you need to grow up, cause you really need it.

Edit : Back on topic : Yes SkyKanden, people like that do exist, and it's usually the parents' fault, not taking enough care of their son, being criminals themselves, things like that.

Alot of career criminals were raised as well as they could have been.  There are tons of people out there who like the criminal lifestyle.  However these people usually arent bank robbers.

Date Posted: June 26, 2007, 10:30:28 AM
Skykanden - "He shot the banker"

Well this brings up a conversation me and my friend were having yesterday - over a nice, chilling can of Jolt. The storekeep had a friend over and they were scratching lotto cards.

Well, we decided that even if someone who played the lotto won - they would never be able to manage the big money. People like them would just blow off all the money. I mean let's face it, the majority of lotto players probably failed grade school. Probability went beyond them.

It's the same deal with bank robbers. They rob the bank, get the good money, blow it off because they're too stupid to manage it.

..Then it's back to bank robbing for them.

As i said a second ago... some people like to live this way.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2007, 10:04:37 am »
Yeah but you have to remember... the money needs to be laundered and made untracable, so that can slice off like 25% of what you have.
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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2007, 10:06:36 am »
Ever seen scarface? lol
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Re: NOTICE: "El Solitario"
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2007, 01:03:29 pm »
Yeah he went to go get it laundered and it turned out to be a police set up.

Why save your money when if you get caught the government is just going to take it from you anyways.

And as for the whole killing cops issue, wrong place at the wrong time.
They knew what they were getting into when they decided to join the police force.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2007, 01:25:31 pm by kylerlandry »