Greatest noob you've ever met...

[Daimarus]

Few minutes ago, I felt like slapped by giantic dick...

Retard called Dexi team-killed me FOR FLAG, then sat in one place for 2 minutes... I tried to kick him, but it didn't work... Finally RAN TO ENEMY BASE to give RED's the flag BACK O_O He just returned the flag to ENEMY base... He was in MY team...

I was pissed like hell... I hope you will smite that dumbtard from me when you meet him...

What were your fucking stories about greatest noob ever?

[Pie]

IN Trenchwar, i captured flag it was an awsome solo effort (If you don't know capturing the flag in TW is no mean feat) And i was about a cm on my screen away from tnhe flag when i died by barbed wire and this asshole took the flag and captured it, his argument was that it was better that he got the points then the opposite team getting back the flag, even though the oposite team were miles away. People suck when they do stupid things.

[BondJamesBond]

Hey when I play with noobs and they do stupid things like...

Trying to capture Alpha's flag in INF
Having the opposition's flag and not realizing to cap
Shooting their own teammates (with or without FF)
Running with LAW unable to shoot
Running with Minigun unable to shoot
Camping out in the open
Throwing grenades on top of themselves

There's only one thing I can do and that's laugh. There's no room for anger there.

[Xxypher]

I run with the law, but that is because I am eventually going to use it, its just to keep it ready.

[Gortaak]

IN Trenchwar, i captured flag it was an awsome solo effort (If you don't know capturing the flag in TW is no mean feat) And i was about a cm on my screen away from tnhe flag when i died by barbed wire and this asshole took the flag and captured it, his argument was that it was better that he got the points then the opposite team getting back the flag, even though the oposite team were miles away. People suck when they do stupid things.

You died, the flag was no longer yours.

[Xxypher]

IN Trenchwar, i captured flag it was an awsome solo effort (If you don't know capturing the flag in TW is no mean feat) And i was about a cm on my screen away from tnhe flag when i died by barbed wire and this asshole took the flag and captured it, his argument was that it was better that he got the points then the opposite team getting back the flag, even though the oposite team were miles away. People suck when they do stupid things.

I was wondering why you were complaining about that.
You died, the flag was no longer yours.

[zyxstand]

Isn't there a note that says that you shalln't rant about things in here?  This sounds more like a guy furious with a player.
Play in private servers' all I can say...  These guys just need a good whipping from everyone on the team.  Then he'll leave hopefully.

[Pie]

IN Trenchwar, i captured flag it was an awsome solo effort (If you don't know capturing the flag in TW is no mean feat) And i was about a cm on my screen away from tnhe flag when i died by barbed wire and this asshole took the flag and captured it, his argument was that it was better that he got the points then the opposite team getting back the flag, even though the oposite team were miles away. People suck when they do stupid things.

You died, the flag was no longer yours.

Dude, you're an idiot.
lets look at this for a minute...shall we, yes i died however it was still mine and i had a right to be angry, This is like you walking along and getting hit by a car and instead of me helping you i take your wallet. If that happens according to you its alright because you were unconcious.

[Wormdundee]

No, that's a very irrelevant analogy. As in, there's not a large group of other people chasing after the person who got hit by the car trying to take his wallet. Also, you're not on his "team" and helping the team by scoring points by taking his wallet, you're just stealing for personal profit.

Although I do agree it is common courtesy to allow the person who brought it all the way back to cap if they die right beside the flag, you can never know when someone on the opposing team may show up and ruin your day.

So I think he did the right thing.

[Valorman]

IN Trenchwar, i captured flag it was an awsome solo effort (If you don't know capturing the flag in TW is no mean feat) And i was about a cm on my screen away from tnhe flag when i died by barbed wire and this asshole took the flag and captured it, his argument was that it was better that he got the points then the opposite team getting back the flag, even though the oposite team were miles away. People suck when they do stupid things.

You died, the flag was no longer yours.

Dude, you're an idiot.
lets look at this for a minute...shall we, yes i died however it was still mine and i had a right to be angry, This is like you walking along and getting hit by a car and instead of me helping you i take your wallet. If that happens according to you its alright because you were unconcious.

This just shows how self-centered you are in terms of teamwork. Ctf is about teamwork, and about your team getting the most points. It doesn't matter who had the flag, just capture it and get some points for your team. My opinion anyway.

[The Bone Collector]

IN Trenchwar, i captured flag it was an awsome solo effort (If you don't know capturing the flag in TW is no mean feat) And i was about a cm on my screen away from tnhe flag when i died by barbed wire and this asshole took the flag and captured it, his argument was that it was better that he got the points then the opposite team getting back the flag, even though the oposite team were miles away. People suck when they do stupid things.

You died, the flag was no longer yours.

Dude, you're an idiot.
lets look at this for a minute...shall we, yes i died however it was still mine and i had a right to be angry, This is like you walking along and getting hit by a car and instead of me helping you i take your wallet. If that happens according to you its alright because you were unconcious.

This just shows how self-centered you are in terms of teamwork. Ctf is about teamwork, and about your team getting the most points. It doesn't matter who had the flag, just capture it and get some points for your team. My opinion anyway.

Good point.

[Blue-ninja]

I don't care if I don't have the flag or not, I'd give my life to protect the flagger and to return the flag.

[Pie]

IN Trenchwar, i captured flag it was an awsome solo effort (If you don't know capturing the flag in TW is no mean feat) And i was about a cm on my screen away from tnhe flag when i died by barbed wire and this asshole took the flag and captured it, his argument was that it was better that he got the points then the opposite team getting back the flag, even though the oposite team were miles away. People suck when they do stupid things.

You died, the flag was no longer yours.

Dude, you're an idiot.
lets look at this for a minute...shall we, yes i died however it was still mine and i had a right to be angry, This is like you walking along and getting hit by a car and instead of me helping you i take your wallet. If that happens according to you its alright because you were unconcious.

This just shows how self-centered you are in terms of teamwork. Ctf is about teamwork, and about your team getting the most points. It doesn't matter who had the flag, just capture it and get some points for your team. My opinion anyway.

First of all, you seemed t o of missed the SOLO EFFORT PART.  Besides there is little or no organised teamwork in trenchwars... or ANY soldat server so don't tell me im self centered about me wanting points.  And the analogy isn't irelevant, it was to point out the fact that its your own damn fault for being hit by the car and that it should be fine for me to steal there wallet, OR it would be according to that persons logic.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

IN Trenchwar, i captured flag it was an awsome solo effort (If you don't know capturing the flag in TW is no mean feat) And i was about a cm on my screen away
from tnhe flag when i died by barbed wire and this asshole took the flag and captured it, his argument was that it was better that he got the points then the opposite team getting back the flag, even though the oposite team were miles away. People suck when they do stupid things.

You died, the flag was no longer yours.

Dude, you're an idiot.
lets look at this for a minute...shall we, yes i died however it was still mine and i had a right to be angry, This is like you walking along and getting hit by a car and instead of me helping you i take your wallet. If that happens according to you its alright because you were unconcious.

A: He's right. It's the team's points that matter, no one cares who actually caps at the end except for flag wh0res.

B: That car analogy almost makes sense, except the 2 circumstances have absolutely nothing in common. You are dead. You'll respawn in, what, 5 seconds? You need no ''helping'; unlike someone who just got hit by a car. And anyway, everyone already knows it was your cap, the 20 points don't count for anything. There's nothing wrong with him capping; it's the complaining that's immature. Repeat after me: Who. Gives. A. Sh*t.

It'd be more like someone noticing you were fine and  depositing the money for you.

Or not, crappy analogy to begin with...

People suck when they do stupid things.

Agreed, I hate cap wh0res.



*EDIT*

First of all, you seemed t o of missed the SOLO EFFORT PART.  Besides there is little or no organised teamwork in trenchwars... or ANY soldat server so don't tell me im self centered about me wanting points.  And the analogy isn't irelevant, it was to point out the fact that its your own damn fault for being hit by the car and that it should be fine for me to steal there wallet, OR it would be according to that persons logic.

A: Yes, you ARE self centered for wanting points. Moving on...

B: Also, believe it or not, your teammates are SUPPOSED to help you to cap. I don't know which is more retarded, them leaving the flag around waiting for you to respawn and cap it, or you expecting them to and then going and b!tching here about it.

C: Yes, the analogy is irrelevant. Wait, already said that...

D: 

OR it would be according to that persons logic.

And according to your logic, TW is about as team based than deathmatch. The idiots are the one's who whine 'no! my flag! my flag!', and the people who agree.

E: Plus, how was you teammate supposed to know that it was a solo effort if they died, or were still at base? If they were with you, guess what. It wasn't solo. If they were at the base, and didn't notice your uber-1337 cap, then how can you complain here about them not realizing you were a cap wh0re? You have to remember, most people (thankfully) don't give a sh*t who scores. If you didn't say anything, you can't blame them for doing something any normal person would do. If you did, see all sections relating to 'Cap wh0re'.

[LtKillroy]

IN Trenchwar, i captured flag it was an awsome solo effort (If you don't know capturing the flag in TW is no mean feat) And i was about a cm on my screen away from tnhe flag when i died by barbed wire and this asshole took the flag and captured it, his argument was that it was better that he got the points then the opposite team getting back the flag, even though the oposite team were miles away. People suck when they do stupid things.

You died, the flag was no longer yours.

Dude, you're an idiot.
lets look at this for a minute...shall we, yes i died however it was still mine and i had a right to be angry, This is like you walking along and getting hit by a car and instead of me helping you i take your wallet. If that happens according to you its alright because you were unconcious.

This just shows how self-centered you are in terms of teamwork. Ctf is about teamwork, and about your team getting the most points. It doesn't matter who had the flag, just capture it and get some points for your team. My opinion anyway.

First of all, you seemed t o of missed the SOLO EFFORT PART. Besides there is little or no organised teamwork in trenchwars... or ANY soldat server so don't tell me im self centered about me wanting points. And the analogy isn't irelevant, it was to point out the fact that its your own damn fault for being hit by the car and that it should be fine for me to steal there wallet, OR it would be according to that persons logic.

so wait, ur pissed about missing points in a pub? In my opinion, pubs are for fun, privates are for actually playing. And if you were in a private you should be happy that your team got points and just go and score and get your own points. What was the guy supposed to do, wait for you and maybe die, or score and try again?

[Radical Terrorist]

In TW, most people don't even GO for the flag. TW was just a fun mode that was meant to make soldat as realisitc as a 2d side scroller can be. If realistic means people whining over a FLAG CAP then I will stick with happy unicorns dancing with muffins in a pink field. At least THERE there's no room for complaint.

[Espadon]

That's what TW was supposed to be. Nowadays even TW is like a flat-map CtF match with the classic complaints of "OMG CAMPER" and "ffs" T_T

[Brock]

Majors who don't know that they are Majors.

[Pie]

A: He's right. It's the team's points that matter, no one cares who actually caps at the end except for flag wh0res.


B: That car analogy almost makes sense, except the 2 circumstances have absolutely nothing in common. You are dead. You'll respawn in, what, 5 seconds? You need no ''helping'; unlike someone who just got hit by a car. And anyway, everyone already knows it was your cap, the 20 points don't count for anything. There's nothing wrong with him capping; it's the complaining that's immature. Repeat after me: Who. Gives. A. Sh*t.
You must be one of those people that throw away anything under 10 cents, arrogant jerk and obviously i give a shit, otherwise i wouldn't of replied to point out that i do care and i would probably be off doing something unproductive.

It'd be more like someone noticing you were fine and  depositing the money for you. This must apply to yourself, oh you're such a good unselfish person.
Yeah, And i can walk on water and pull money out of my nostril. Unlikely.

Or not, crappy analogy to begin with...
Better then you're one, Now im assuming you don't know you're full of yourself. So lets just ignore that for now.

People suck when they do stupid things.

Agreed, I hate cap wh0res.
Yeah, the same applies for me and stupid people, Boy i hate stupid people.


*EDIT*

First of all, you seemed t o of missed the SOLO EFFORT PART.  Besides there is little or no organised teamwork in trenchwars... or ANY soldat server so don't tell me im self centered about me wanting points.  And the analogy isn't irelevant, it was to point out the fact that its your own damn fault for being hit by the car and that it should be fine for me to steal there wallet, OR it would be according to that persons logic.

A: Yes, you ARE self centered for wanting points. Moving on... So, I don't see you mr good sameriten, helping old ladies across the street, you hipocritical a$$hole. Instead of point out people flaws and attemping to be all smickety about life, At least i can addmit to being selfcentered.

B: Also, believe it or not, your teammates are SUPPOSED to help you to cap. I don't know which is more retarded, them leaving the flag around waiting for you to respawn and cap it, or you expecting them to and then going and b!tching here about it. Read the title idiot! This is one of the few threads that is all about b!tching, Again you fail.

C: Yes, the analogy is irrelevant. Wait, already said that... Now you're just stalling for time

D: 

OR it would be according to that persons logic.

And according to your logic, TW is about as team based than deathmatch. The idiots are the one's who whine 'no! my flag! my flag!', and the people who agree.  Yeah, it must be, apart from the teamkilling and the vote kicking abuse and the insults, Man i wish I had a team as great as that.

E: Plus, how was you teammate supposed to know that it was a solo effort if they died, or were still at base? If they were with you, guess what. It wasn't solo. If they were at the base, and didn't notice your uber-1337 cap, then how can you complain here about them not realizing you were a cap wh0re? You have to remember, most people (thankfully) don't give a sh*t who scores. If you didn't say anything, you can't blame them for doing something any normal person would do. If you did, see all sections relating to 'Cap wh0re'.

Of course i said something, i told him that i wanted the cap. Beacuse im a cap whore, Oh wait, i only wanted to cap once, idiot.

You're blowing this way out of preportion, The title of the thread is "Greatest noob you've ever met." MEANING the greatest noob I ever met, I DON'T expect YOU to think that person is a noob, but Im acctually relating on the topic and not throwing your comments in your face. If you want to pick a fight go do it in the real world, that way you got a chance of getting knocked on your ar$e. So heres the bottom line, either CONTRIBUTE to the thread in a PRODUCTIVE manner OR, to put it blandly, Get the F**K out.

[ghg]

Stop trolling Pie.

Besides there is little or no organised teamwork in trenchwars...

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH...
Wait. Your serious?
Proper TWs is the most organised, team based, games on Soldat.