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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2007, 12:43:41 pm »
You must be one of those people that throw away anything under 10 cents, arrogant jerk and obviously i give a ****, otherwise i wouldn't of replied to point out that i do care and i would probably be off doing something unproductive.

...Ah, here we have dumb ss type #2: The Psychic. They can tell how fat or ugly your mom is, how badly you fail at life, your sexual preference, AND what type of change you throw away, JUST FROM LOOKING AT HOW YOU TYPE. Yes, I realize you care, I'm just saying you're an idiot for doing so, and also, how the hell was whining here 'productive'? Seriously, bìtch somewhere else.

Now you're just stalling for time Riiiight, and pointing out fallacies in my argument isn't?



Yeah, it must be, apart from the teamkilling and the vote kicking abuse and the insults, Man i wish I had a team as great as that.

Heh, whining that an entire sub-gamemode is non teambased because you play on a crappy server? Face it, every server can be like that, it depends on the people.

Of course i said something, i told him that i wanted the cap. Beacuse im a cap *****, Oh wait, i only wanted to cap once, idiot.

Might have helped to mention that in your original post, dipshìt. And again, making 20 points that don't even decide the score isn't the most important thing. I rarely, if ever, look up to notice who capped, and everyone probably knew that you'd gotten there. Unless the guy started bragging about his 1337 c4pp1ng 5ki11z (in which case he made almost as much of an idiot of himself as you are now) then your wanting that badly to score in a video game (even if no one but you will care come next minute) is pretty pathetic.



You're blowing this way out of preportion, The title of the thread is "Greatest noob you've ever met." MEANING the greatest noob I ever met, I DON'T expect YOU to think that person is a noob, but Im acctually relating on the topic and not throwing your comments in your face. If you want to pick a fight go do it in the real world, that way you got a chance of getting knocked on your ar$e. So heres the bottom line, either CONTRIBUTE to the thread in a PRODUCTIVE manner OR, to put it blandly, Get the F**K out.

Yeah, but think. if you're the only one who thinks the guy is a n00b, then it really isn't relating to the topic to anyone but you. How the hell is complaining about something that everyone but you considers childish 'CONTRIBUTING to the thread in a PRODUCTIVE manner'?
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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2007, 02:15:23 pm »
What would be the point of teamwork if you dont want anyone on your team helping you?

If you were going for a solo score, chances are you would be killed anyway, plus the person than scored for you didnt know you were going for a solo effort, dont blame them for it.

Try to realise this, Soldat is a video game, not life&death, have fun or dont play.

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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2007, 02:25:38 pm »
Wow Frunk I didn't even read past the first paragraph, man. I think your post there just did the exact opposite effect of what you wanted.

Anyways, while I believe it's honorable to return the flag to its now-respawned owner [under the pretense that it is safe to do so], if you really do want to prove your 1337ness, you really don't have to care about whether or not that guy scores for you, because, following your logic, you are superior than all the rest of your team, and therefore you ought to have no trouble in beating them for points in the first place, no matter how much points they start out with! Let's demonstrate via a simple graph:


See, if you were the Uber1337 player you think you are, you would be the red line. It doesn't matter if you start out lower or without any caps; you win by your own skills.
If you were the average player that tries hard, boosted by a cap, you'd be the green line.
And if you were the n00b that keeps complaining and not putting effort into actually doing something useful, you'd be the blue line.

Sure the graph's a little wrong, but as you can see, anyone who just shuts up and puts in effort is a winner. Shit that sounded so dogmatic.
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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2007, 03:25:25 pm »
I hate stat's whores. Who the fuck cares who actually capped the flag, the only thing that counts is that flag was capped and your team is victorious... oh wait, no. The only thing that counts is the fun you and your team had while trying to get that cap. So nobody fucking cares who capped. Of course, there are stat whores who only think that score is what counts. Anyway, i give flag to the player who got it from the enemy base. It makes people happy. And that's part of having fun. Soldat is a game. The only point in gaming is to have fun, and not to win. Of course, it's best to both have fun and win, but if you lose... well, then you lost. But you spend fun time, didn't you?

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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2007, 03:42:49 pm »
Maybe CTF, INF or TW aren't much of organised teamwork, but they are teamwork. Two snipers of the opposite team, two of yours, the game gets stuck... And suddenly you run berserk with a Minimi, shouting "LEEEEEEROOOYYY JENKINS" and have enought luck to kill both campzorz, your team advances. That's teamwork too.

And about the flag... Today I had a beatufil scene, ideal to note it in this topic. It was inf_Abel. I got killed and ran to the base, my teammate was far before me. He killed the enemies, grabbed the flag, and when he saw me getting close, he threw the flag to me and went back to hold off the pursuers. Now THAT'S teamwork. It's the TEAM that matters, NOT your own scrawny ass.
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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2007, 07:52:28 pm »
@UP

LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSS SSSS!!!!

Totaly agree, the teamwork isn't just about "You go there, then he jumps here and shots that guy over there while i suprise him from behind". It's also such a bit of "random" moments. Even got your ass saved by a teammate supporting you in a gunfight? That's teamwork, too.

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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2007, 09:48:44 pm »
when i first started soldat :/ i thought that you were able to shoot the law standing up

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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #27 on: June 30, 2007, 03:21:15 am »
...Ah, here we have dumb ss type #2: The Psychic. They can tell how fat or ugly your mom is, how badly you fail at life, your sexual preference, AND what type of change you throw away, JUST FROM LOOKING AT HOW YOU TYPE. Yes, I realize you care, I'm just saying you're an idiot for doing so, and also, how the hell was whining here 'productive'? Seriously, bìtch somewhere else.
Scince you're so good at guessing people, im wondering how you evaluate yourself, Im assuming you're one of those people that thinks they are always right and because of that everyone else is stupid. Wake the fuck up, Seeing as you want to judge me well i'll fucking judge you.
The point of this Thread is to COMPLAIN about people being stupid, Damn you're an idiot. Learn to read.

Now you're just stalling for time Riiiight, and pointing out fallacies in my argument isn't?




Heh, whining that an entire sub-gamemode is non teambased because you play on a crappy server? Face it, every server can be like that, it depends on the people.

So, now you're saying that ec servers are crappy, Do you want a shovel, you'll need it to dig yourself out of that hole.

Of course i said something, i told him that i wanted the cap. Beacuse im a cap *****, Oh wait, i only wanted to cap once, idiot.

Might have helped to mention that in your original post, dipshìt. And again, making 20 points that don't even decide the score isn't the most important thing. I rarely, if ever, look up to notice who capped, and everyone probably knew that you'd gotten there. Unless the guy started bragging about his 1337 c4pp1ng 5ki11z (in which case he made almost as much of an idiot of himself as you are now) then your wanting that badly to score in a video game (even if no one but you will care come next minute) is pretty pathetic.
Obviously i care about those twenty points, sheesh can we move on you've brought this up before.



You're blowing this way out of preportion, The title of the thread is "Greatest noob you've ever met." MEANING the greatest noob I ever met, I DON'T expect YOU to think that person is a noob, but Im acctually relating on the topic and not throwing your comments in your face. If you want to pick a fight go do it in the real world, that way you got a chance of getting knocked on your ar$e. So heres the bottom line, either CONTRIBUTE to the thread in a PRODUCTIVE manner OR, to put it blandly, Get the F**K out.

Yeah, but think. if you're the only one who thinks the guy is a n00b, then it really isn't relating to the topic to anyone but you. 

Yes, but in my opinion, that person is a noob and the fact that you're implying that im as bad as he is makes me think you are an asshole to everyone...but at least im on topic and not complaining about people bitching. This Thread is all about B!tching about people that have done stupid things, Next time read the title before you start scoffing at people.

Either contribute to the thread and relate to someone doing something stupid on soldat or fuck off and stop starting arguments.
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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #28 on: June 30, 2007, 04:46:11 am »
Oh come on pie, stfu please.

I say it's the team score you see on the right that matters, that's what your opponents see. They don't check the scores to see how it's going for them, they look to their right. It's the team score that matters, it's that score that tells which team won. No one gives a shit if you're on the top, if the other team won, they won. The fact that you were the player that capped the most doesn't matter.

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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2007, 07:30:59 am »
Okay, end of topic. I think the general Soldat community agrees on that CtF is a team activity [even though few people actually do so when they play ::)].
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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2007, 07:39:30 am »
Jeeze,
flame me while i stay on topic. No wonder i stayed away from the fourms for so long you're all a buch of weirdos. Im sure that the person that started this thread ment for people to complain about the stupid things people on soldat have done. Not start a fucking war about CTF.
If you want me to go to a fourm thats about bitching i want you to go to a fourm thats about being an idiot and starting gay f**king fights about CTF.

Seriously im sticking on topic while you guys are being fucking idiots.

And another thing, I hate it when people say they are awsome for teamkilling, and when you team kill them back they go off about it. It annoys me.
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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2007, 09:10:18 am »
Wow Pie, I've never seen such a hypocrite. You might have comprehension issues if you couldn't see that we agreed on that CtF is a team activity, although I think your ranting was a bit over-the-top.
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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2007, 10:07:25 pm »
Wow Pie, I've never seen such a hypocrite. You might have comprehension issues if you couldn't see that we agreed on that CtF is a team activity, although I think your ranting was a bit over-the-top.
Or we could move on, Asshole.
So, i don't mind being a hypocrite.
By the way what was hypocritical about my last post, I was trying to get the thread back on topic, This thread is about bitching about things people have done in soldat that piss you off.
If you can't accept that then go piss someone else off in a different fourm.

This guy on GA#2 inf was hacking before but no one kicked him and then someon on bravo started to hack to counter his hack and then after a while everyone started to and it turned into gaint hacking fest, but no one was trying to kick him... damn pissing people off... like me for instance.
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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #33 on: July 02, 2007, 12:30:05 am »
...Ah, here we have dumb ss type #2: The Psychic. They can tell how fat or ugly your mom is, how badly you fail at life, your sexual preference, AND what type of change you throw away, JUST FROM LOOKING AT HOW YOU TYPE. Yes, I realize you care, I'm just saying you're an idiot for doing so, and also, how the hell was whining here 'productive'? Seriously, bìtch somewhere else.
Scince you're so good at guessing people, im wondering how you evaluate yourself, Im assuming you're one of those people that thinks they are always right and because of that everyone else is stupid. Wake the **** up, Seeing as you want to judge me well i'll ****ing judge you.
The point of this Thread is to COMPLAIN about people being stupid, Damn you're an idiot. Learn to read.

Now you're just stalling for time Riiiight, and pointing out fallacies in my argument isn't?




Heh, whining that an entire sub-gamemode is non teambased because you play on a crappy server? Face it, every server can be like that, it depends on the people.

So, now you're saying that ec servers are crappy, Do you want a shovel, you'll need it to dig yourself out of that hole.

Of course i said something, i told him that i wanted the cap. Beacuse im a cap *****, Oh wait, i only wanted to cap once, idiot.

Might have helped to mention that in your original post, dipshìt. And again, making 20 points that don't even decide the score isn't the most important thing. I rarely, if ever, look up to notice who capped, and everyone probably knew that you'd gotten there. Unless the guy started bragging about his 1337 c4pp1ng 5ki11z (in which case he made almost as much of an idiot of himself as you are now) then your wanting that badly to score in a video game (even if no one but you will care come next minute) is pretty pathetic.
Obviously i care about those twenty points, sheesh can we move on you've brought this up before.



You're blowing this way out of preportion, The title of the thread is "Greatest noob you've ever met." MEANING the greatest noob I ever met, I DON'T expect YOU to think that person is a noob, but Im acctually relating on the topic and not throwing your comments in your face. If you want to pick a fight go do it in the real world, that way you got a chance of getting knocked on your ar$e. So heres the bottom line, either CONTRIBUTE to the thread in a PRODUCTIVE manner OR, to put it blandly, Get the F**K out.

Yeah, but think. if you're the only one who thinks the guy is a n00b, then it really isn't relating to the topic to anyone but you. 

Yes, but in my opinion, that person is a noob and the fact that you're implying that im as bad as he is makes me think you are an asshole to everyone...but at least im on topic and not complaining about people *****ing. This Thread is all about B!tching about people that have done stupid things, Next time read the title before you start scoffing at people.

Either contribute to the thread and relate to someone doing something stupid on soldat or **** off and stop starting arguments.

I now respect you.

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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #34 on: July 02, 2007, 08:33:48 am »
Heh, whining that an entire sub-gamemode is non teambased because you play on a crappy server? Face it, every server can be like that, it depends on the people.

So, now you're saying that ec servers are crappy, Do you want a shovel, you'll need it to dig yourself out of that hole.


No, just saying that the people you played with were. It's not like ec servers have an idiot filter.
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« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2007, 04:17:25 am »
Heh, whining that an entire sub-gamemode is non teambased because you play on a crappy server? Face it, every server can be like that, it depends on the people.

So, now you're saying that ec servers are crappy, Do you want a shovel, you'll need it to dig yourself out of that hole.




No, just saying that the people you played with were. It's not like ec servers have an idiot filter.

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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2007, 05:31:48 am »
well anyhow if this guy capped "your flag" you still cant do anything about it -_-.

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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2007, 08:16:41 am »
well anyhow if this guy capped "your flag" you still cant do anything about it -_-.
Lets move on.
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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2007, 08:26:36 am »
Lets move on.
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Re: Greatest noob you've ever met...
« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2007, 08:35:16 am »
....*Sigh*

This thread has gone to hell.
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