Author Topic: Players You Wish You Never Meet (Read 4109 times)

Shinigam1 · « **on:** July 10, 2007, 09:43:31 am »

Remember that soldat day...... the day you started your day happily with soldat. Happily choosing a weapon you suck less in, shouting commands to your buddies, and running together toward's the enemy's base. You and your team seemed invincible.

And all of the sudden a long straight bullet whipped your teammates brains out, 2 meters away from you.
Grenades and grenades explodes everywhere, and suddenly you see the attacker. A rushing barretard, most probably almost done with his reloading. HE'S NOT CAMPING HE's COMING. Your fellow teammate rushed forward and sprayed with an Mp5, only to be avoided and be shot in the balls. Close up. He's not dead. He's coming. He's fast. You told yourself. KILL HIM. HE NEEDS TIME TO RELOAD NOW IS THE TIME TO GO. GO !!

You rush like a raging bull and sprayed with all your might, knowing all full well that you have already won this battle.
You see blood pouring out from the bloody barretard, only a few more bullets till he's dead !!
Suddenly a flicker of light dazed through you, and you felt somewhat numb. The world slips sideways... and suddenly the world seemed like it was rotating and rotating.

As you hear a lout SPLAT on the ground you realize that your head is on the ground. And you see this unknown attacker pick up his Knife and clocks up his Barret, ready for the next group of fools who dares to challenge him again.

That pretty much describes the day I met LoneWolf, Zamorak, Mr. Teenie, and |/ES/|mandokuse....

Damn barretards.

Talk about moments you got owned hard, just for fun.

.Long-Range · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2007, 05:27:00 pm »

I was on [eC] trenchwars and was happily charging towards bravo base. No enemy in sight, I thought I had nothing to fear. My teammates were way too far behind me and I thought I would be able to hold a position close to bravo base until my teammates arrived to provide backup. I was starting to worry. "Where are all the enemies...?" I wondered to myself. I knew I could trust my Steyr AUG to not fail on me if I ever ran into ambushers or rushers. Suddenly, the loud sound of a barret being fired blasted from my speakers. My body goes limp and before I can even hit the ground fully, another barret shot is heard and my dead body is mauled to complete ownage. Ahh, sneaky little sharpshooters. It sucks when you can't see them.

Kavukamari · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:17:33 pm »

zat, that's all I have to say, exept:

I was on hexer server, playing, I forget what I was doing everytime, but usually I'm at base, then zat comes along, alone, and kills me, and kills me, and kills me, everytime I spawn! he's evil!!!!!!!! RRRRAWRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mouth foams up* *faints*

Coolio · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:22:31 pm »

Quote from: Shinigam1 on July 10, 2007, 09:43:31 am

Remember that soldat day...... the day you started your day happily with soldat. Happily choosing a weapon you suck less in, shouting commands to your buddies, and running together toward's the enemy's base. You and your team seemed invincible.

And all of the sudden a long straight bullet whipped your teammates brains out, 2 meters away from you.
Grenades and grenades explodes everywhere, and suddenly you see the attacker. A rushing barretard, most probably almost done with his reloading. HE'S NOT CAMPING HE's COMING. Your fellow teammate rushed forward and sprayed with an Mp5, only to be avoided and be shot in the balls. Close up. He's not dead. He's coming. He's fast. You told yourself. KILL HIM. HE NEEDS TIME TO RELOAD NOW IS THE TIME TO GO. GO !!

You rush like a raging bull and sprayed with all your might, knowing all full well that you have already won this battle.
You see blood pouring out from the bloody barretard, only a few more bullets till he's dead !!
Suddenly a flicker of light dazed through you, and you felt somewhat numb. The world slips sideways... and suddenly the world seemed like it was rotating and rotating.

As you hear a lout SPLAT on the ground you realize that your head is on the ground. And you see this unknown attacker pick up his Knife and clocks up his Barret, ready for the next group of fools who dares to challenge him again.

That pretty much describes the day I met LoneWolf, Zamorak, Mr. Teenie, and |/ES/|mandokuse....
Damn barretards.

Talk about moments you got owned hard, just for fun.

O man that was funny. I;ve had a moment where i met Mr.Poppin in saw and law. So i was rushing at him with a saw and then i go prone noob at him. SO my body is proning in the air and it is headed staright for him. And i have my saw pointed at him. All he does is stand there. Then right when im about to hit him he crouchs and faces his saw upward and my soldat dudes body falls apart in two.

Kavukamari · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:27:56 pm »

Quote from: Coolio on July 10, 2007, 07:22:31 pm

O man that was funny. I;ve had a moment where i met Mr.Poppin in saw and law. So i was rushing at him with a saw and then i go prone noob at him. SO my body is proning in the air and it is headed staright for him. And i have my saw pointed at him. All he does is stand there. Then right when im about to hit him he crouchs and faces his saw upward and my soldat dudes body falls apart in two.

lol, good story, so that's how you stop a guy proning at you...

Coolio · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:39:30 pm »

Quote from: Kavukamari on July 10, 2007, 07:27:56 pm

Quote from: Coolio on July 10, 2007, 07:22:31 pm
O man that was funny. I;ve had a moment where i met Mr.Poppin in saw and law. So i was rushing at him with a saw and then i go prone noob at him. SO my body is proning in the air and it is headed staright for him. And i have my saw pointed at him. All he does is stand there. Then right when im about to hit him he crouchs and faces his saw upward and my soldat dudes body falls apart in two.

lol, good story, so that's how you stop a guy proning at you...

Its pretty hard to do. Mr.Poppin is famous for the saw, he knows every single trick. He has a whole clan that hates him. I think its called Poppin Haters League. Also hes one of the oldest players around.

Iq Unlimited · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2007, 07:54:47 pm »

Poppin has made a name for himself

. and yeah I did face him at slicers before, lol Owned ~ 30 times.

ok my people I wish I never met, well a team I wish I never met: Major, Major(1), Major(2), Major(3)... On u13 CTF, I was on the team with a bunch of dudes with random names and 4 majors All they did when I got a score for them was cuss me out, telling me I'm a "nooby". So..obviously I got tierd with them, switched teams, and owned them all, then of course they all call me noob. So I gave up and muted them all, swapped teams and capped 5 caps by myself. -.- Score was 4 - 5 my team.

Iq Unlimited

Soldatik · « **Reply #7 on:** July 11, 2007, 03:44:16 am »

I hate being oned like that me and 3 more guys from my team were running toward the enemy base and got owned by snipers 1 nade and spas campz00r all that heppend in 1 second it was like a year ago i dont renember nothing exept that....its a cruel memory

and the people i wanna meat is just 2 guys
first one called him self neo it was when i just started to play my first game online dm server
you know how its great to get started as noobs with your friends ? nothing more is better that that.......so after like 2 days i've never seen him

and the second guy...you all know him...he always says im not just a camper im camper deluxe.....god damm its fun to snipe each other with him or just play againts each other...
i've didnt see him like 2 monts.....

haha · « **Reply #8 on:** July 11, 2007, 04:31:00 am »

Quote from: Shinigam1 on July 10, 2007, 09:43:31 am

Remember that soldat day...... the day you started your day happily with soldat. Happily choosing a weapon you suck less in, shouting commands to your buddies, and running together toward's the enemy's base. You and your team seemed invincible.

And all of the sudden a long straight bullet whipped your teammates brains out, 2 meters away from you.
Grenades and grenades explodes everywhere, and suddenly you see the attacker. A rushing barretard, most probably almost done with his reloading. HE'S NOT CAMPING HE's COMING. Your fellow teammate rushed forward and sprayed with an Mp5, only to be avoided and be shot in the balls. Close up. He's not dead. He's coming. He's fast. You told yourself. KILL HIM. HE NEEDS TIME TO RELOAD NOW IS THE TIME TO GO. GO !!

You rush like a raging bull and sprayed with all your might, knowing all full well that you have already won this battle.
You see blood pouring out from the bloody barretard, only a few more bullets till he's dead !!
Suddenly a flicker of light dazed through you, and you felt somewhat numb. The world slips sideways... and suddenly the world seemed like it was rotating and rotating.

As you hear a lout SPLAT on the ground you realize that your head is on the ground. And you see this unknown attacker pick up his Knife and clocks up his Barret, ready for the next group of fools who dares to challenge him again.

That pretty much describes the day I met LoneWolf, Zamorak, Mr. Teenie, and |/ES/|mandokuse....
Damn barretards.

Talk about moments you got owned hard, just for fun.

just for another nice ending after building up ur tension...u could have said some one pulled ur computer plug or ur mordem broke down/monitor screwed up.
like...

As you hear a lout SPLAT on the ground you realize.......that,..........ur little bro shutted down the house's power supply

Sirius · « **Reply #9 on:** July 11, 2007, 04:34:46 am »

Probably LoneWolf and some occasional elites coming in to any server I play on. They are just owning everyone. I hate it. I can't take a loss, so I will probably leave or fight until I am absoultely sure I can't own them.

Lone-Wolf · « **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2007, 01:32:38 pm »

Now now there......... be happy with the fact that you filled up my stomach.

Sirius and Shinigam1 you are good meat !

(yes that was a compliment not many are good meat)

Look forward to eat you guys again it was delicious.

I need good meat ! >:O

haha · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2007, 04:31:45 am »

lol ha lone wolf do u go GA inf and ctf often?

Lone-Wolf · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2007, 09:50:35 am »

No, not at all. I might pay a visit.

Pretty interesting to note that I got about 20 challenges this morning.

Every one of them is seeking to own me and get a nice big fat screenshot to post and shame me as worst as they can, immediately proclaiming their sense of power.

Sooner or later after the 15th match I would be so full and fat, so much that I can't even hold the trigger of my weapon.
Then I might just get owned. Hard.

cough* cough*

I'll eat you all meats as much as I can graaaaaaaaaaa !!

Slade8 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2007, 11:44:33 am »

There are too many for me to name... But NuclearWinter is one such noob. On one of the Avarax Hexer servers, he goes around Barrettarding everyone he meets. If not, he knifes. AND he's an ***hole about it too.

(Intentionally censored; I don't need a ban right now

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Justin1223 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2007, 08:38:59 pm »

I've had my noobish moments, and my pitiful moments. but that sounded like the most pitiful noob owning moment i have ever heard of.

haha · « **Reply #15 on:** July 15, 2007, 12:10:35 am »

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And you see this unknown attacker pick up his Knife and clocks up his Barret, ready for the next group of fools who dares to challenge him again.

which one was this guy? lone wolf,Zamorak, Mr. Teenie, or |/ES/|mandokuse?

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Clawbug · « **Reply #16 on:** July 15, 2007, 02:24:31 am »

I wish I never meet people who don't have the guts to play fair 1v1's. Not running away all the time.

Shinigam1 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 15, 2007, 11:18:53 am »

This happened when I met lonewolf....... but any of the players I mentioned above are able to do that.....

They are all the top barret users after all.

Xxypher · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2007, 01:31:02 pm »

I... already made a thread about this.

King_Of_Pain · « **Reply #19 on:** July 15, 2007, 03:18:06 pm »

I was holding an enemy flag at my base. It was quiet, for the only things you could hear were the sound of grenades in the distance and the occasional footstep. All my teammates were trying to recover our flag, and all their team was trying to protect the flag. Except for one.

Suddenly, my soldier was instantly awakened by a small, yellow flash curving from beyond a pile of boxes. I tried to quickly save myself and jumped away from the blast, which was still powerful enough to throw me against the wall and leave me badly wounded. I fired my AUG at the bush in vain, and that's when I saw him.

My crosshairs identified the enemy for the first time, and he was coming fast. As I thought, "Uh-Oh", he jumped overhead and before I could even reload my weapon or throw a grenade, he was on me. I didn't have enough time to think about it before I was brutally sliced to a red pile of flesh. The flag was returned, the enemy team made a quick capture, and I was robbed of my dignity and 20 points.

When I respawned, I took a quick moment to realize what had just happened, and the mysterious enemy who turned me into mincemeat. I lokked over at the kill screen, and that's when I saw the name. It was Jad. Three letters that spelt doom for me. Jad.

Every time I see Jad on a server, I use a little more caution in my tactic (and pack a few extra grenades).

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Author Topic: Players You Wish You Never Meet (Read 4109 times)