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Offline Jester

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2006, 01:32:54 pm »
 :o Are u asking who makes lag?!!?!?! anyway that was flippin funny there should be a whole book of stuff like that. ;D
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2006, 01:33:30 pm »
Who makes lag, is that what you're asking?
No one makes lag, lag is determined by many things, most considerably your connection speed.
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2006, 02:00:22 pm »
Haha funny stuff.

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2006, 02:49:05 pm »
Pshh, old.
Well, the first time I saw it, it made me crack up.
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2006, 03:03:45 pm »
NO,i meen who makes the article??
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2006, 03:04:44 pm »
We don't know.  Just like Wikipedia, the authors are anonymous.

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2006, 03:11:36 pm »
Heh lol.Michal is pretty old? :D

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #27 on: July 06, 2006, 05:35:57 pm »
well that was new/fresh!

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #28 on: July 06, 2006, 07:42:23 pm »
OMG that is effin hilarious. IT said somethin like soldat is the cure to urinary tract problems by oscar wilde! omfg i lawled on this one
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2006, 08:05:57 pm »
Mmm its kinda funny, though its been labeled as crap :S
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2006, 09:43:21 pm »
Mmm its kinda funny, though its been labeled as crap :S

That was a joke statement.  If you look at other articles on that website, you'll see messages such as, "This article is a pile of shit and might've been written when the author was constipated.  Help us maintain it by clicking here" and had a little piccy of a pile of poo.

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2006, 11:12:20 pm »
haha that made me smile. Thanks for bringing it to our attention.

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2006, 11:57:59 pm »
 
  Fun fun =] 
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2006, 04:31:49 am »
That's a good article, but thanks for turning me onto a great site idea. :)

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2006, 06:23:15 am »
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Michal Marcinkowski (Currrently over 1000 years old), the inventer of Soldat, was an avid time-traveller, preferring the stone-age to modern-time, so this would explain the game's early beginnings

That made me lol!
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2006, 06:43:54 am »
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Soldat was developed by a anorexian polish artist "Michal Marcinkowski" to test his new invention, 'lag'. It works.
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2006, 06:55:29 am »
I cant stop reading this.. so funny.

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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2006, 09:12:24 am »
This is filled with sh-ts and giggles
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2006, 09:19:31 am »
Wonder if anyone is going to try to edit it and in the process, ruin it.


hooza i added a picture.
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Re: Heh, another Soldat article (Was: Ouch...)
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2006, 03:01:26 pm »
Wonder if anyone is going to try to edit it and in the process, ruin it.


hooza i added a picture.

Great ;D

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