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Graham · « **Reply #20 on:** July 15, 2007, 11:46:53 am »

Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on July 15, 2007, 10:59:05 am

The movies. At least they don't get stuck in your head and make you go insane.

Would you rather have a never ending erection or never have an erection ever again?

Not get one at all... cause if I even walked near anything sharp with my permarection I would be scared about of my mind.

Would you rather spend your life creating a beautiful work of art, but know right after you die the piece of art will be destroyed and all memory of it erased. Or make a large amount of mediocre works of art that will be remembered forever.

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #21 on:** July 15, 2007, 12:14:22 pm »

I would rather make the beautiful piece because then I could sell it and live a life of great luxury.

Would you rather be funniest person in the world or the smartest?

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #22 on:** July 15, 2007, 12:28:56 pm »

Funniest. Because I already am really smart.

Would you rather sht out your mouth or pee out your butt?

Dascoo · « **Reply #23 on:** July 15, 2007, 12:29:43 pm »

Quote from: † on July 15, 2007, 11:46:53 am

Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on July 15, 2007, 10:59:05 am
The movies. At least they don't get stuck in your head and make you go insane.

Would you rather have a never ending erection or never have an erection ever again?
Not get one at all... cause if I even walked near anything sharp with my permarection I would be scared about of my mind.

You know, I just put my dick on the elastic band thing on my boxers so it's up against my stomach

Pee out my butt. What's so bad about that?

Would you rather work at something boring but get payed alot, or work at something fun and get payed very little.

echo_trail · « **Reply #24 on:** July 15, 2007, 12:42:04 pm »

The latter. I really wouldn't want to spend my life doing something I hate for the profit of it. I would much rather earn that bit less and actusally take some joy in what I do.

You're out for a couple of beers with the blokes, and some douche comes along and pushes you over for no appearent reason, yelling at you if you wanna rumble. You're obviously a bigger guy than he is, and you could easely beat im. Would you rather Tell him to stand down and get on with having fun with the mates, or would you kick his ass to teach him a lesson?

Rhombus · « **Reply #25 on:** July 15, 2007, 12:58:39 pm »

I'd tell him it wouldn't be a good reason to pick a fight with me at all, and explain the consequences (since anyone picking a fight with someone bigger and stronger... must be stupid), and if he still wants to fight, I'll kick his butt.

would you rather..

die young.. at your peak, with a loved one hold you in your arms your final moments,

or

survive your loved ones, your family, your friends, and grow really old and die in your sleep?

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #26 on:** July 15, 2007, 01:03:01 pm »

OLD OLD OLD!

I want to go like my grandfather, soundly asleep, not like the other 3 people screaming in the back of the car.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Valorman · « **Reply #27 on:** July 15, 2007, 01:30:45 pm »

Quote from: a-4-year-old on July 15, 2007, 01:03:01 pm

OLD OLD OLD!

I want to go like my grandfather, soundly asleep, not like the other 3 people screaming in the back of the car.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Deaf. I couldn't stand being not able to see while doing anything.

Would you rather lose your legs and arms or never be able to have sex for the rest of your life? (No masturbating, either.)

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #28 on:** July 15, 2007, 01:51:38 pm »

legs and arms.

Would you rather have Diabeetus <_< >_> , or really bad genital/mouth herpes.

Fluffy · « **Reply #29 on:** July 15, 2007, 02:15:26 pm »

Diabetes. Would you rather be a male than a female?

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #30 on:** July 15, 2007, 02:56:43 pm »

Male. Getting raped, having periods and delivering a child would definitely hurt as much as say, shting a bowling ball.

Would you rather be eaten to death by african ants or a lion?

Dascoo · « **Reply #31 on:** July 15, 2007, 03:07:33 pm »

A lion. Theres a chance the lion will kill you instantly.

Eat a cactus, or suck a dick?

Graham · « **Reply #32 on:** July 15, 2007, 03:12:43 pm »

Quote from: Dascoo on July 15, 2007, 03:07:33 pm

A lion. Theres a chance the lion will kill you instantly.

Eat a cactus, or suck a ****?

Eat a cactus... I have licked a few and they doesn't seem to mean.

Choose the date and time you die... with no control of how horrible your death is, or let death just come when it does.

Smegma · « **Reply #33 on:** July 15, 2007, 03:13:48 pm »

choose a date and time and then CHANGE IT!

Remove a thymus gland from a gerbil with a butter knife, or peel a mango with one.

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #34 on:** July 15, 2007, 04:07:32 pm »

peel a mango with one.

Get stabbed in the stomach with a spear, or drink horse sperm mixed with dog sht

Dascoo · « **Reply #35 on:** July 15, 2007, 04:24:56 pm »

Spear.

Sacrifice your computer or your TV.

Twistkill · « **Reply #36 on:** July 15, 2007, 04:29:36 pm »

I'll sacrifice TV... I would still be able to watch DVDs, and I can hook up my PS2 to my computer with some extra accessories.

Would you rather eat the contents of Rosie O'Donnell's colonoscopy bag or drink 12 oz of sperm from 4 different animals?

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #37 on:** July 15, 2007, 04:33:51 pm »

...

Oh my god.

I'd actually take the sperm.

Would you rather have both your eyes gouged out, or both your arms cut off?

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #38 on:** July 15, 2007, 04:35:16 pm »

Eyes.

Would you rather be able to fly or be able to read minds?

mxyzptlk · « **Reply #39 on:** July 15, 2007, 04:37:40 pm »

Fly.

Would you rather be forced to watch a nonstop, never ending Ewe Boll marathon, or be forced to play Superman 64 for a month?

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