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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2007, 05:36:58 pm »
I'd do it constantly until she turned room-temperature.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2007, 05:42:24 pm »
hahaha no that's fucking disgusting.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2007, 06:02:07 pm »
Quote from: Coolio on July 16, 2007, 05:21:35 pm
Quote from: † on July 16, 2007, 03:56:03 pm
Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on July 16, 2007, 03:15:35 pm
Of course not. It would be...weird.

She'd be all cold, and wouldn't do anything...it just wouldn't work.
Depends on how fast you get the nerve to go for it. Too slow it will be cold, too fast its rape. ;)

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Date Posted: July 16, 2007, 06:20:51 PM
Why would you guys do that? It'll just show how desperate you are.
Its a joke?
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2007, 06:04:40 pm »
There's nothing like a little moaning to tell you you're doing a good job.... so no.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2007, 06:13:26 pm »
This topic is so gross.  Have sex with an alive girl not a dead decaying one.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2007, 06:30:54 pm »
Yeah, its pretty disgusting...
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2007, 06:31:21 pm »
Actually people start decaying about two hours after death. That leaves lots of time.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2007, 06:40:55 pm »
and you dont have to worry about getting her pregnant :D
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2007, 07:10:22 pm »
Think of the STDs. The little ants in the woman's crotch would eat away your condom.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2007, 07:24:11 pm »
It's not like the ants immediately appear after the person dies. You've got a decent amount of time in between time of death and any actual visible damage to the body. Probably a couple of hours before it starts getting nasty.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2007, 07:40:10 pm »
the maggots would add an exotic tingling sensation
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2007, 07:41:20 pm »
Quote from: Psycho on July 16, 2007, 07:40:10 pm
the maggots would add an exotic tingling sensation

I'd think it would be more of a rippling, maybe tingling if a few bite.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2007, 07:43:04 pm »
Quote from: BondJamesBond on July 16, 2007, 07:10:22 pm
Think of the STDs. The little ants in the woman's crotch would eat away your condom.

i can hardly believe that you'd care about stds when you're fucking a dead chick :|
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2007, 08:09:13 pm »
Quote from: Will on July 16, 2007, 05:08:12 pm
yeah who would want to have an undead baby???
Hah! So that's where zombies come from...
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2007, 08:25:30 pm »
Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on July 16, 2007, 03:15:35 pm
She'd be all cold, and wouldn't do anything.

If you were to do her when she was alive the exact same thing would happen to you, though. Think about it!  :P
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2007, 08:41:13 pm »
Quote from: A on July 16, 2007, 08:25:30 pm
Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on July 16, 2007, 03:15:35 pm
She'd be all cold, and wouldn't do anything.

If you were to do her when she was alive the exact same thing would happen to you, though. Think about it!  :P

thought about it and i have no idea what you're trying to say.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2007, 09:03:15 pm »
Somebody put a leash on this guy....!
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2007, 09:34:56 pm »
I just saw something like this on a crappy CSI episode. Some guy thought the girl he was banging was alive. Turns out she was dead, and that it was a federal offense. CSI: Miami, in case you were wondering.
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2007, 09:41:09 pm »
Wow its sorta funny how moderartors lock threads because the topic has something bad on it like hacks or porn. And they have swear filters. And now some guy made a thread about doing a dead chick and no mod has locked the thread yet. Whats the point of blocking hacks,porn and swear words when this thread is just much worse than all three put together?
« Last Edit: July 16, 2007, 09:43:49 pm by Coolio »
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Re: If a chick was the hottest chick ever and she died would you still do it?
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2007, 09:45:53 pm »
Quote from: Coolio on July 16, 2007, 09:41:09 pm
Wow its sorta funny how moderartors lock threads because the topic has something bad on it like hacks or porn. And they have swear filters. And now some guy made a thread about doing a dead chick and no mod has locked the thread yet. Whats the point of blocking hacks,porn and swear words when this thread is just much worse than all three put together?
Because no actual overly sexual situations have arisen.
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