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Offline ThunderPantz

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Funniest thing you have ever said or heard someone say?
« on: July 17, 2007, 10:20:43 pm »
What is the funniest thing you have heard someone say or you have said yourself. I'm not talking about random crap, i mean stuff that makes sense.

The funniest thing i have heard is:  person1: Are you gonna work out on this thing or not? Person2: I'll work out on your face...
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Re: Funniest thing you have ever said or heard someone say?
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 10:31:54 pm »
I got a funny story.  It was 3am like last weekish and i wanted to go to wal-mart.  I got dressed and walked out the door.  On the way there i keep hearing this voice and i cant tell where its comming from.  I guess whoever was talking didnt notice me because as soon as i figured out it was a guy on a cell phone i heard "Man... I didnt mean to give her herpes, and i'm really sorry she gave them to you."  Needless to say i busted out laughing and the guy who said it ran into his house.

Man i forgot all about that untill i saw this thread lol
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Re: Funniest thing you have ever said or heard someone say?
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2007, 12:01:03 am »
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Re: Funniest thing you have ever said or heard someone say?
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2007, 12:06:35 am »
In elementary school, we were in class with the teacher. And the teacher noticed a roll of paper towels on his desk. He said what were they doing there, and a dumbass classmate said, "To wipe your ass."

He got sent to the principal for that. ^^  man, we were all laughing afterwards...
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Re: Funniest thing you have ever said or heard someone say?
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2007, 12:45:31 am »
At band in school, two of the trumpet players were shoving eachother, and the teacher/conductor said, "You two stop fisting eachother".

He left for a bit after realizing what he'd said.
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Re: Funniest thing you have ever said or heard someone say?
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2007, 01:09:11 am »
Quote from: VijchtiDoodah on July 18, 2007, 12:01:03 am
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

funnesit site ever..."Hes like the mexican version of 50 cent, 'cept his name is 537 pesos"

Thug #1: Is it cheatin' if you do it on the holodeck?
Thug #2: Nah. Fucking data doesn't count either.

God thats hilarious...
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Re: Funniest thing you have ever said or heard someone say?
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 03:24:49 am »
Well today for instance;
We are growing lettuce for an assignment and for some strange reason, we had to name them.

Miranda:hah, you named yours cpt. Gary?
Me: You're just jelouse because you're lettuce isn't a captian!


heh, i thought it was funny.
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