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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2007, 08:36:36 pm »
but at the same time it is?

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2007, 08:37:23 pm »
Umm, no...it just isn't.

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2007, 08:37:57 pm »
no it's not... it offers the only absolute truth which is that everything is untrue (maybe not even that)

it's no religion because it offers truth, not faith. HARHAR! I SEE THE LIGHT!
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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2007, 08:38:57 pm »
but at teh same time you are blind to the light....

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2007, 08:39:16 pm »
no it's not... it offers the only absolute truth which is that everything is untrue (maybe not even that)

it's no religion because it offers truth, not faith. HARHAR! I SEE THE LIGHT!

And when you do, your brain trips so ****ing much. Its like falling into space but you aren't.


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but at teh same time you are blind to the light....

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2007, 08:40:33 pm »
but i also suceeded?

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2007, 08:40:52 pm »
i've already seen this kind of light before so no worries!
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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2007, 08:41:13 pm »
but i also suceeded?

Still failing, you don't just switch everything around.

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2007, 08:42:25 pm »
but i also suceeded?

It's not the truth, that you succeeded.
It's not the truth, that you succeeded not.
It's not the truth, that you succeeded and at the same time did not succeed.

got it?
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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2007, 08:42:56 pm »
but i also suceeded?

It's not the truth, that you succeeded.
It's not the truth, that you succeeded not.
It's not the truth, that you succeeded and at the same time did not succeed.

got it?

I guess that passes, it does its job!

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2007, 09:17:57 pm »
Hahaha! This is quite interesting. I think I'll let this move on a little longer. If any other mod feels like locking it, feel free.

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2007, 09:21:41 pm »
Hahaha! This is quite interesting. I think I'll let this move on a little longer. If any other mod feels like locking it, feel free.

What the hell, why would anyone want to lock this?

Anyway, more questions!

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2007, 11:26:46 pm »
I'm guessing because all the other "Ask a(n) <insert random occupation/race/job/belief system/entity/article of clothing/subculture member/food item here>" threads got locked

And how can there be an absolute truth that everything is untrue if that absolute truth is a truth and therefore untrue?
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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2007, 04:25:10 am »
And how can there be an absolute truth that everything is untrue if that absolute truth is a truth and therefore untrue?

let me make it more clear:
It is true, that everything that has a content is untrue.

This sentence contains absolutly no content. The sentence "It is true, that Avarax is the only real God" is untrue because both Avarax and God are content.
Furthermore, it is necessary, that you define "true" as absolutly true, in every way.

Let me give you another truth:

It is true, that "Cunt" consists of 4 letters.

No content in there... you see?
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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2007, 04:35:42 am »
Is this really necessery? all these ' ask a _______(insert jackass bullcrap here)'
honestly, is it really necessery?!
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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2007, 04:43:12 am »
Isn't it much more interesting and doesn't it have a much higher level than the usual threads in the lounge?

btw fact: The statement in the question above is untrue ;Q
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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2007, 05:07:08 am »
Firstly, No, and if it is, not by much

and secondly, I couldn't really care, its all pointless.
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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2007, 05:13:21 am »
You know one thing, and that is, you know absolutely nothing? That's it? The thing is based on that chinese guy's saying?

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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2007, 05:28:15 am »
I can't answer this question as I'm not an obscurantist. I still think that this...

It is true, that everything that has a content is untrue.

...is the only absolute truth.
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Re: Ask an obscurantist
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2007, 07:26:30 am »
You know one thing, and that is, you know absolutely nothing? That's it? The thing is based on that chinese guy's saying?

No, we know everything, we know one thing, we know nothing!

You all think too much on this, you cannot grasp it...only taste.

So stick out your tongue.