Chakra's Character Assassination (and things about you that piss me off)

[Chakra]

For quite a while now I've harbored thoughts and opinions on the populace of this small virtual world with little care towards it. Not even I could usually be bothered to vent my 2cents on something that means really quite little. But in a moment of boredom and being generally fed up with it all, what better time to speak up and be honest? Afterall, honesty is a respectable virtue, and is known to help further the bonds between people. So lets start bonding.


You all ****ing suck big time. I'm talking pets-crapping-in-your-bed big time.


 With this relatively larger abundance of unremarkable names lurking this remote part of the internet (otherwise known as the Lounge) for no foreseeable reason, we end up with a flood of virgin twats having as fruitful a series of 'conversations' as mortally possible between fruit.
The only people in this godforsaken hole in the ground that bear a different camouflage than the woods around them somehow go further to me wishing there was some way to physically punish people through some 19" hi-res gateway, reaching through my monitor to offer a mind-clarifying slap for the sake of my passively sadistic enjoyment... not for want of a better alternative.

Where to start? **** it, I'll look through the lounge for a reminder.

Dascoo, get a ****ing hair cut. The only reason anyone knows you exist beyond you looking like Chinkerella riding along in a giant pumpkin with your boyfriend is that you offer even more mundane arsefluid than the majority care to offer before realising that having nothing to say is often best acted with silence.

Karmazon. No one cares you're on some never-ending quest for self-improvement, and I'm sure all the children here know you're better than them. Good for you. Now stuff your ****ing dumbbells, gay porn, books on self-hypnosis and your youtube video tutorial on how to shape your poo with your psychic powers up your ****ing arse where you can shed some light on these wonders you've achieved.

Captain Ben ... I think you're temporarily banned. So whats the point. Even if you weren't, sort out your home troubles. You're clearly seeking attention in this pathetic manner to run away from something. Then again if your father beats you, maybe I can understand why.

Echo_trail - stop smoking that bollocks. 'nuff said. If you had a pic available, I'd also say get a haircut, you ****ing hippy.


And what about them mods and admins, eh?

Bricks, you baffle me. You're quite respectable for your knowledge and charity towards Soldat, and your never-ending offering of help in all ways capable from you is unfathomably appreciated from those who you've treated. Despite this, you have (as can be appreciated through a text format) the social dynamics and talents for addressing people as a pair of boiled tongs. You have the delicacy of an army issued priest who carries a ruler to use as a cane, an attitude that'd alienate Buddhist monks, the sense of humour best reserved for inbred aristocratic nazi conventions and a seemingly basic understanding of how to deal with people equal only to really uncomfortable wooden park benches. It pisses me off much more than it should.
Also, what the **** is the deal with your mouth hanging open in every picture? Has Linux rotten and destroyed your abilities for free-thought to such a degree that you're giving hospice to the insects that defecate around your pizza-crust filled basement/workstation? And for that matter, what the sweet **** is the deal with your Linux fanboyism? You've had sex plenty of times by now so you've got no excuse for it - Linux is not the light at the end of the tunnel for home PC use you penguin-gagging queerbag, and if it was, Tom Cruise would've signed up to join your cult long ago.

ElephantHunter is just the same as Bricks but with a subtle twang of humanity. I'll let him slide.

OneGram - really appreciate you playing the Weights of Justice around here, but its getting a bit much. You can't counter Bricks's lack of a subtle touch with light hearted humour as you always try to do anymore for risk of boring me, as repetition is enough to destroy my will to live. While at the same time, you're the veritable 'hard nut' of the lounge, keeping order where there is only arsefluid. Why the **** you bother baffles me, what with the dozen assholes - both mods and loungers - telling you to lighten up when none of them offer any equal amount of support, some only even showing up to whinge on something they should be doing themselves. Tell them to go **** themselves before I slap you.

Dephille - despite you leaving a telling signature at the end of every post, who the **** are you? Grtz, Chakra.

JayBee - you're a **** for leaving me with these people. Show up more, but leave your rapeface behind with Amblin.

Demonic, you've still got the clanner-drama-emo twinge about you, though thankfully less than before. Shake it off before I lift you up and shake it out of you. I can ****ing smell it, you're on the edge of going queer myspace emo with over-the-top clanner dramatisation, and that's dangerous and annoying. Its a vapour in the breeze that catches my nose every now and then, causing my face to cringe. Don't ask for evidence, just trust my instinct, and face the fact you hang around a bad crowd of people possibly more idiotic than those found here. And your maps suck, sorry. Theres no innovation.

Anna - Running away isn't the answer, and yet anyone with a braincell can see that a friend is all you need. Even over this sodomised internet this is painfully clear. Step out and be a little more social, even if only talking to random twats on msn/irc. We've all got problems, facing even the most implausibly impossible to remedy is worth sharing. Easier said than done, as even I've yet to fully endure this last snippet of wisdom.

n00bface - stop pussyfooting around.




I'll think of more when I can be arsed and when the glucose rush from the lucozade has stopped playing with my insulin levels. For anyone not currently mentioned, consider yourself a tossbag and that you ****ing piss me off.

[Demonic]

Haha. It took you so long to make your own topic like this? What the fuck have you been waiting for. What. :p

And my crowd maybe bad, but believe me, they are much more rewarding than these guys over here. Yes, it's that sad.

[a-4-year-old]

im so insulted, you didn't insult me!

*cries*

[Chakra]

I was thinking about it, but your days from being a childish annoyance to watching you mature into a perfectly solid sarcastic wanker is appreciated.

[EnEsCe]

I'm an asshole, bitch about me!

[Psycho]

I always go below the radar on theese things

[SDFilm]

im so insulted, you didn't insult me!

*cries*

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Don't worry Chakra, we all hate you too.

Well at least all of us that aren't brown-nosing queers.

[Fluffy]

Write more. It's an interesting read.

[Captain Ben]

so cool i'm an...attention whore
seriously

Chakra: All I ever see you doing is bungling around and frankly, doing nothing in particular. Oh sure, there might be an almost interesting post made by you every now and again but I sometimes think Dascoo has more wit than you. Your presence here isn't one of authority, just something more like a badge... everyone knows Bricks does the hard yards while you do all of the smiling and waving. You don't even know what the hell you're on about because you don't even know who is meant to be temp banned and who isn't.

am i good at this game?

[RabidTreeFrog]

im so insulted, you didn't insult me!

*cries*

[SirJamesaford]

Well that was... interesting.

[SDFilm]

So I have to give my opinion now? ya.....

Chakra: Your reasons for being admin are that you were here in ye oldie DNA days and to keep the forum balance by being bad-cop with the good-cop Officer Bricks; which gives you the licence to be the intolerant, egoistical, untactful sexual-insult generating Londoner that you are.

But please don't leave, as the Soldat Forums just isn't the same without you. We need a bad-cop

Edit: And here's my bit of intolerance: Your down-toned voice frankly disturbs me. Why don't you come over to Norfolk where the air is clear, the grass is green and the girls are pretty. You can hitch a ride on my tractor if you want.

[Kazuki]

Sadly, Fluffy's right.

Also, stop thinking you're always right and go fuck yourself. <3

[LtKillroy]

That was a good laugh. I have often thought to myselft "Why the **** am I in the lounge anyway, there is a perfectly good game a double click away," But, I don't care, the lounge itself is a good laugh, so I say it doesn't matter half these people are retards and lets laugh at them. And feel free to insult me for that last statement, I think its funny even the almighty Chakra was bored and made another stupid worthless thread in the lounge, cuz if your in here, your thread is worthless.

[echo_trail]

Admit it Chakra`.. You so wanna light one up with me one day. Faggy Brittsman!

[SadistAtHeart]

I'd like to see you try, Chakra.


emo jokes don't work on me anymore because i shaved my head

[echo_trail]

If it makes you feel any better, mate, I hate you a lot for you lack of pressence... emo boy

[Graham]

Chakra you brown-toothed, pasty-faced, greasy-haired hermit. Get out and enjoy the sunshine instead of hanging about in that dark cave that smells of medication and death you call a home. Oh sorry... England doesn't have sunshine, only clouds and rain, my mistake. Maybe instead of being a cunt to everyone while listening to your stupid jazz and hip hop you should finally be the inner emo you have always wanted to be. At least then we might have the pleasure of your killing yourself and ridding us of the the trouble of reading your dribble.

[SirJamesaford]

I love this thread... Chakra do you take requests lol just kidding...