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harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« on: July 21, 2007, 05:18:40 pm »
so today i errrrrrr came into a cpy of the new harry potter book and i'm really not sure if it is the real thing....
could someone please tell me if this is correct:

in the first chapter its all of the deatheaters talking to voldemort about harry

the second chapter is about harry chucking a tantrum after reading the daily prophet

the third chapter is harry persuading the dursleys to leave the house so they won't get tortured by death eaters when harry comes of age

plus this copy is like 397 pages when the novel is 750... i'm really not sure because it reads like all of the other harry potter books

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2007, 05:25:13 pm »
It's probably the first three chapters.

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2007, 05:46:43 pm »
haha
real funny

i want to know if that is what happens in the first three chapters

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2007, 05:49:43 pm »
It is, but it sounds like you only have about half the book. Thats a shame. Hope you didn't pay too much. For what it's worth it seems a little formulated, but I forget exactly how the other books are.

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2007, 05:53:12 pm »
No all wrong Harry dies in the 3rd chapter ends up Ron is the real one that kills Voldy along with hitting Hermione in the rump :X. No I know how it goes but i'm not saying :D
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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2007, 06:02:13 pm »
It is, but it sounds like you only have about half the book. Thats a shame. Hope you didn't pay too much. For what it's worth it seems a little formulated, but I forget exactly how the other books are.

i think its compacted because someone emailed me one of those homo 4chan harry potter spoilers and it said hedwig dies on page 56 and it happened on page 32 of mine... there haven't been any noticeable gaps so far so i guess i'll keep going

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2007, 06:13:40 pm »
That reason is because not all books have the same sized print, the print sizes are different in certain countries. You probably just have small print.

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2007, 06:26:31 pm »
its a pdf

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2007, 07:04:09 pm »
LOL, Did you get the book illegaly? You said, .pdf


EDIT: Nvm, you probably mean't the size print of a pdf, misunderstanding, sorry.
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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2007, 07:13:59 pm »
PDF books are generally images of an open book with two pages to each image.  If it says 390 or so pages, then you might be in the right ballpark.

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2007, 07:23:42 pm »
397... i'm in the ballpark

i'm a quarter done already

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2007, 09:26:14 am »
I got my book with all the pages. Someone took photos of all the pages...
Pretty bad quality thought..

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2007, 11:29:09 am »
HARRY DIES. Mwhahaa. Of course you've read the book if your reading this so you'll know that really he and Voldy become an item.
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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2007, 05:34:17 pm »
Captain Ben, I have the same copy.  People scanned in the book and used OCR to convert it to digital text to make the PDF file.  Different font sizes and page size are why its shorter. I'm about 1/4 done it as well:P  I was told it was the real book and it fits with all of the different spoilers and seems well written unlike the other fake ones floating around.


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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2007, 05:49:29 pm »
Why don't you fools just buy the damn book? I can't stand reading a book from a computer screen. Unless you went and printed out 400 pages.

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2007, 05:53:39 am »
lol printing 4 pages...i guess im the only one who posted who have not read that book and dont xpect to in my life.?? i find it boring...and i cant stand it :(
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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2007, 05:55:35 am »
i have the 7th book in my email if anyone wants it

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2007, 06:50:34 am »
Captain Ben, I have the same copy. People scanned in the book and used OCR to convert it to digital text to make the PDF file. Different font sizes and page size are why its shorter. I'm about 1/4 done it as well:P I was told it was the real book and it fits with all of the different spoilers and seems well written unlike the other fake ones floating around.



because i have no money and i like to read sitting up

Captain Ben, I have the same copy. People scanned in the book and used OCR to convert it to digital text to make the PDF file. Different font sizes and page size are why its shorter. I'm about 1/4 done it as well:P I was told it was the real book and it fits with all of the different spoilers and seems well written unlike the other fake ones floating around.



haha hows that random page in the middle that is like "Harry looked at______ and _____" in every second sentence

haha hows that random page in the middle that is like "Harry looked at______ and _____" in every second sentence
Why don't you fools just buy the damn book? I can't stand reading a book from a computer screen. Unless you went and printed out 400 pages.

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2007, 06:59:05 am »
thank god all tis harry potter shit is over now! i hated it!
thouhg i heard there are still 1or2 movies to come?

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Re: harry potter [possible spoiler BE AWARE]
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2007, 09:03:04 am »
I actually had to wait an hour and thirty minutes in line unlike you lazy cunt.
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