Author Topic: The Soldat Bar!!! (Read 18548 times)

ThunderPantz · « **on:** August 02, 2007, 08:01:01 pm »

Okay, People wanted this back. But I ask this to be locked at 15 pages because there aren't allowed any never ending games. I'll start.

Walks into bar and orders some beer*
Drinks beer while sitting underneath the biggest table*

Captain Ben · « **Reply #1 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:21:05 pm »

sits there and wonders who will come in next*

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #2 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:36:18 pm »

Crawls out from under table and sits on seat*

Tosses bottle of beer at bartender*

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #3 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:36:50 pm »

Asks barkeep for the daily special*

Sytrus · « **Reply #4 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:37:37 pm »

Gets out Glock 19 and shoots the bottle in mid air*

Edit: Fuck

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #5 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:38:19 pm »

*patiently awaits locking up the bar*

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #6 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:39:00 pm »

*patiently holds shotgun prepared to blast anyone else who dares to touch the bar. (drunk)*

Sytrus · « **Reply #7 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:41:06 pm »

*Screams "EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP" and sits down calmly, drinking his beer*

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #8 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:41:51 pm »

Walks up to bartender and says: Sorry bout the bottle, NOW GIVE ME MORE BEER!*
Takes 12 pack of beer back to big table and starts chugging*

Krypt_ · « **Reply #9 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:42:06 pm »

*watches in utter fascination as the deranged james finds a target to pepper down in his drunken stupor. grabs a glass of ale and sits down next to captain ben, hoping to start a convo*

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #10 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:45:34 pm »

Goes and sits down beside Krypt*
Takes out bottles of beer and puts one in front of Krypt, and one in front of Captain Ben*

Dascoo · « **Reply #11 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:47:36 pm »

*Walks in*

*Walks out*

SDFilm · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:53:49 pm »

*walks in*

*walks behind the bar to keep at the barkeep job that he's had for 2 and a half years*

Seriously, I have been the Soldat Barkeep ever since the first Soldat Bar. But as I really don't want to spend my free time giving people virtual drinks, consider me on autopilot when you ask for a drink.

*continues to make the Soldat Bar the historical institution that it is*

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #13 on:** August 02, 2007, 08:58:09 pm »

Finishes off 12 pack of beer*

urrp* Hiccup*

Asks for more beer from barkeep*

SDFilm · « **Reply #14 on:** August 02, 2007, 09:04:10 pm »

Now for the traditional Soldat Bar characters....

*Resident Bar Ninja jumps in and takes residence*

*Resident Bar Pirate rope-sings in and takes residence, and gets a supportive nod from SD*

*Bar janitor walks in, hopeing that he won't have to clean away blood and gibs too early on in the thread*

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #15 on:** August 02, 2007, 09:05:30 pm »

Starts making a fort out of bar chairs and tables*

Krypt_ · « **Reply #16 on:** August 02, 2007, 09:07:06 pm »

*SD, I'll take a shot of vodka if you have it. Grey Goose and if not, Skyy.*

SDFilm · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2007, 09:09:04 pm »

*resident Ninja makes his traditional home in the attic, ready to pounce on any spammers.*

SD: And stay up there you leotard wearing panzy!

*SD gives a free bottle of rum to the Residant Bar Pirate*

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2007, 09:09:48 pm »

*Begins chanting a song. Any song. MY BONNIE LIES ...

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2007, 09:14:10 pm »

Finishes making bar chair and table fort*

Sneaks a couple 12 packs of beer out from behind bar counter and into fort*

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