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ThunderPantz
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The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:01:01 pm »
Okay, People wanted this back. But I ask this to be locked at 15 pages because there aren't allowed any never ending games. I'll start.
Walks into bar and orders some beer*
Drinks beer while sitting underneath the biggest table*
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Captain Ben
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:21:05 pm »
sits there and wonders who will come in next*
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ThunderPantz
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:36:18 pm »
Crawls out from under table and sits on seat*
Tosses bottle of beer at bartender*
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BondJamesBond
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:36:50 pm »
Asks barkeep for the daily special*
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Sytrus
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Posts: 862
English Teech0r
Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:37:37 pm »
Gets out Glock 19 and shoots the bottle in mid air*
Edit: Fuck
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a-4-year-old
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August 02, 2007, 08:38:19 pm »
*patiently awaits locking up the bar*
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BondJamesBond
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:39:00 pm »
*patiently holds shotgun prepared to blast anyone else who dares to touch the bar. (drunk)*
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Sytrus
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English Teech0r
Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:41:06 pm »
*Screams "EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP" and sits down calmly, drinking his beer*
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ThunderPantz
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:41:51 pm »
Walks up to bartender and says: Sorry bout the bottle, NOW GIVE ME MORE BEER!*
Takes 12 pack of beer back to big table and starts chugging*
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Krypt_
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:42:06 pm »
*watches in utter fascination as the deranged james finds a target to pepper down in his drunken stupor. grabs a glass of ale and sits down next to captain ben, hoping to start a convo*
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ThunderPantz
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:45:34 pm »
Goes and sits down beside Krypt*
Takes out bottles of beer and puts one in front of Krypt, and one in front of Captain Ben*
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Dascoo
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:47:36 pm »
*Walks in*
*Walks out*
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UnReQuitLo
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SDFilm
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:53:49 pm »
*walks in*
*walks behind the bar to keep at the barkeep job that he's had for 2 and a half years*
Seriously, I have been the Soldat Barkeep ever since the first Soldat Bar. But as I really don't want to spend my free time giving people virtual drinks, consider me on autopilot when you ask for a drink.
*continues to make the Soldat Bar the historical institution that it is*
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ThunderPantz
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 08:58:09 pm »
Finishes off 12 pack of beer*
urrp* Hiccup*
Asks for more beer from barkeep*
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SDFilm
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 09:04:10 pm »
Now for the traditional Soldat Bar characters....
*Resident Bar Ninja jumps in and takes residence*
*Resident Bar Pirate rope-sings in and takes residence, and gets a supportive nod from SD*
*Bar janitor walks in, hopeing that he won't have to clean away blood and gibs too early on in the thread*
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ThunderPantz
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August 02, 2007, 09:05:30 pm »
Starts making a fort out of bar chairs and tables*
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Krypt_
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 09:07:06 pm »
*SD, I'll take a shot of vodka if you have it. Grey Goose and if not, Skyy.*
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SDFilm
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 09:09:04 pm »
*resident Ninja makes his traditional home in the attic, ready to pounce on any spammers.*
SD: And stay up there you leotard wearing panzy!
*SD gives a free bottle of rum to the Residant Bar Pirate*
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BondJamesBond
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
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August 02, 2007, 09:09:48 pm »
*Begins chanting a song. Any song. MY BONNIE LIES ...
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ThunderPantz
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August 02, 2007, 09:14:10 pm »
Finishes making bar chair and table fort*
Sneaks a couple 12 packs of beer out from behind bar counter and into fort*
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