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Offline Blue-ninja

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #120 on: August 05, 2007, 12:50:45 am »
*looks at how much food that thunderpants is eating*

*goes and looks in the newspaper for a coupon on a free liposuction*

Offline Xxypher

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #121 on: August 05, 2007, 01:06:27 am »
*wonders why some of the people in this keep doing *action sets* over and over again*

Offline who flung poo

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #122 on: August 05, 2007, 01:59:03 am »
*pops head out of fort*

*yells 'BECAUSE IT's COOL YOU LUZ3R HAX0R!!'*

lol, i just used all caps to be funny and partially making fun of The_Reaper who is in fact from Soldatmods.tk and is like a god over there but a extreme loser over here...

*puts head back into the fort*
Realistic mode only baby. (;

Offline Krypt_

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #123 on: August 05, 2007, 02:30:18 am »
*hollers for a bbq bacon burger from ThunderPantz uber grill*
*flashes a $50 in front of his eyes and pockets it*
*"MAKE ME BURGER NAOW!"*
*starts playing D&D with who flung poo, "roll the dice to see if you're getting smashed at the bar we're at in-game!"*

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Offline Blue-ninja

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #124 on: August 05, 2007, 02:48:18 am »
*slips something in Krypt_'s hamburger-on-order when Thunderpantz and Krypt_ wasn't looking*

Offline who flung poo

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #125 on: August 05, 2007, 02:56:23 am »
lol krypt i got bored and grabbed my actual dice
d90-10
d20-4
d12-9
d10-7
d8-4
d6-6
d4-3
Realistic mode only baby. (;

Offline BondJamesBond

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #126 on: August 05, 2007, 03:02:34 am »
Burns DnD dice and character sheets, drink some damned beer bitchas
The computer is a moron.
?  - Peter Drucker

Offline Krypt_

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #127 on: August 05, 2007, 03:10:25 am »
*"who flung poo, am I smashed yet?"*

*grabs Mountain Dew from personal cooler*

*takes out Cheetos*

*glances over @ Blue-ninja as he suddenly turns away*

*eyes narrow as an idea is drawn up in his head*

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Offline who flung poo

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #128 on: August 05, 2007, 03:13:37 am »
hey i was drinking beer for your information...

do you guys know a free file uploading host i need one right now
Realistic mode only baby. (;

Offline ThunderPantz

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #129 on: August 05, 2007, 03:14:05 am »
*Swaps burger with the one i already licked and puts it on a bun*

*Gives burger to krypt*

*Keeps munching down burgers and drinking beer*

LET THE BASH PIT LIVE ON.
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Offline who flung poo

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #130 on: August 05, 2007, 03:16:23 am »
dammit im serious now, i need a free file uploading host
Realistic mode only baby. (;

Offline Xxypher

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #131 on: August 05, 2007, 03:40:42 am »
lol krypt i got bored and grabbed my actual dice
d90-10
d20-4
d12-9
d10-7
d8-4
d6-6
d4-3
...I will roll mine
d100-60
d20-15
d12-6
d10-2
d8-1
d6-5
d4-3

Offline who flung poo

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #132 on: August 05, 2007, 04:18:53 am »
*sighs*

whatever

*goes back into ThunderPantz's fort and plays Orphan Feast until someone helps me*
Realistic mode only baby. (;

Offline cunchy

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #133 on: August 05, 2007, 05:13:03 am »
*dies*

Offline SDFilm

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #134 on: August 05, 2007, 05:54:33 am »
*Bar goons execute cunchy for spamming.

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Offline Zero72

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #135 on: August 05, 2007, 07:53:35 am »
*approaches bar* ... Well... *gets hungry* Nah. *leaves*

Offline who flung poo

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #136 on: August 05, 2007, 07:59:31 am »
*stops Zero before he leaves and says 'three drink minimum just for walking through the door, yo'*
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Offline Iron Man

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #137 on: August 05, 2007, 10:25:09 am »
*http://rapidshare.com* is saved as a favorite on the bar computer

*dusts off the bull*
*orders some ribs*
*turns on the bull and watches it buck aquwardly*

*laughs*

Offline who flung poo

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #138 on: August 05, 2007, 01:17:17 pm »
*rides the mechanical bull*

*falls off after .8 seconds*
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Offline Mangled*

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #139 on: August 05, 2007, 01:48:45 pm »
*betters that and stays on for 26.3 seconds*

*throws a bottle of Jack Daniels across the bar at a shadow in the corner*
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20