Author Topic: The Soldat Bar!!! (Read 17455 times)

who flung poo · « **Reply #200 on:** August 06, 2007, 06:26:50 pm »

Lol, icky

*keeps eating*

Iron Man · « **Reply #201 on:** August 06, 2007, 07:15:11 pm »

*takes one*

*omg this one tases like dove*

*puts it back O.o*

*sings kumbyah again while watching thunderpantz try to get a burger for his own*

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #202 on:** August 06, 2007, 08:47:04 pm »

"MMMM, HAMBURGER, with dandruff for spice."

*Takes a HUGE bite out of the hamburger*

Xxypher · « **Reply #203 on:** August 06, 2007, 08:48:28 pm »

*Puts Pirate clothing back on*
Time fer me ta have a tin of grog.

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #204 on:** August 06, 2007, 09:15:47 pm »

*eats hair grease burger*

Iridescent · « **Reply #205 on:** August 07, 2007, 12:35:59 am »

*Looks curiously at people eating burgers from Thunder's head
Sits next to Iron Man and buys him a drink, 'one for all and all for one'*

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #206 on:** August 07, 2007, 12:46:19 am »

*Continues eating head burgers and drinking beer while waiting for the inevitable lock of this thread at page 15 o_O*

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #207 on:** August 07, 2007, 12:55:11 am »

WHUT!? TEH BAR CLOSES AT PAGE 15!!?!

*assumes role of insane apocalypse guy

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #208 on:** August 07, 2007, 12:56:48 am »

No worries. Someone else will revive it again,or I will when people get too bored. But it has to have a limit. It can't be any insane limits like 100 pages.

Iridescent · « **Reply #209 on:** August 07, 2007, 12:59:41 am »

Thunderpantz and JamesBond, where do you guys live? or are you just up late/early?

*realises that Iron Man is infact not responding and chooses to play some darts.
Due to a lack of practice plays horribly*

You know, getting something like habbo hotel (used as an example, not a real suggestion) as a bar would be far simpler.

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #210 on:** August 07, 2007, 01:08:27 am »

It's 11:07 PM here, and death is coming. I see a fiery end to us all. The beer will burn, along with our souls, and to the very depths of hell will we plummet - where an eternity of suffering and pain will justify our 15 page drinking binge.

who flung poo · « **Reply #211 on:** August 07, 2007, 01:18:15 am »

*stops playing Command & Conquer 3*

*logs on to see how everyone is doing in teh bar*

*sees the apocolypse of the bar is near and saddend even though he knew the enavitable was coming*

*logs off to return to Command & Conquer 3*

*punches Iron Man to spice things up a bit*

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #212 on:** August 07, 2007, 01:21:15 am »

*dons a pink afro*

*strips himself to nothing but his 'fro and a polka-dotted bow he stole from a tenor*

*runs around the bar and randomly hitting up on people, both young and old*

*notes the de-horny spell has worn off*

*is far too insane to go make another spell*

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #213 on:** August 07, 2007, 02:49:57 am »

Quote from: Iridescent on August 07, 2007, 12:59:41 am

Thunderpantz and JamesBond, where do you guys live? or are you just up late/early?

*realises that Iron Man is infact not responding and chooses to play some darts.
Due to a lack of practice plays horribly*

You know, getting something like habbo hotel (used as an example, not a real suggestion) as a bar would be far simpler.

Well i live in Canada, British columbia. I am up late but not up early. august 9-14 i won't be on at 9 am pacific to 5 pm because i got work to do. 9 bucks an hour.

It's 12:47 right now where i live. Chilliwack >_>

*goes into fort and grabs a large plastic-coated on the inside suitcase*

*goes to an All you can eat buffet*

*loads up suitcase with fried chicken and pork ribs*

*Brings suitcase back to the bar*

*Free chicken and pork*

*Eats most of the chicken*

Iridescent · « **Reply #214 on:** August 07, 2007, 02:55:31 am »

Okay, I see.
*raises an eyebrow at poo 'C&C3? eugh'
winks at blue ninja, then realises the error of his ways and quickly runs to Thunder's suitcase and eats some prok
'mmm....haven't had ribs in ages'*

Iron Man · « **Reply #215 on:** August 07, 2007, 07:53:12 am »

*wakes up*

*drinks the beer from irdescent (i just now realised how hard of a name that is.. woa)*

*eats prok from "eoi"*

*is not worrying about the bar exloding since theres still 4 pages

*

*takes pictures of the inside of the bar for memories*

*starts selling them*

Iridescent · « **Reply #216 on:** August 07, 2007, 09:00:12 am »

Haha, people tend to say that. Then ask me if I'm gay once they realise what it means (www.dictionary.com)
*'stealing my prok now, eh?, I don't mind sharing'
happily continues to eat and humms along to 'Phenomena by Yeah Yeah Yeah's'
'how much for one picture?'*

Iron Man · « **Reply #217 on:** August 07, 2007, 10:35:33 am »

"5 dollars, play of rainbow colors!"

*muches prok*

*goes to get extra bbq sauce*

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #218 on:** August 07, 2007, 11:42:52 am »

ARE YOU INSANE!? WE NEED THAT PORK FOR THE Apocalypse !!!!

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #219 on:** August 07, 2007, 01:11:46 pm »

Apocalypse?

*Pulls out neumatic drill and begins drilling a hole in the floor*

Help guys, I'm building a bomb shelter. We don't have much time so we'll need to prioritise. Porn in first, then the beer, then the guns, then the food.

*Wets pants*

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Author Topic: The Soldat Bar!!! (Read 17455 times)