The Soldat Bar!!!

[who flung poo]

hey, i think that C&C3 is a great game, same thing with the rest of the C&C RA universe lol

*helps out PANZERCATWAGON build the futile bomb shelter*

*realizes how cool PANZERCATWAGON is and wonders how he is so funny and a nazi AT THE SAME TIME!*

*realizes how gay this post was*

[Iron Man]

*throws his single dvd into the shelter*

*eats more prok*

*shows how prok is better then pork*

*wonders if we should make a new thread 'the soldat bomb shelter'*

[ThunderPantz]

The "apocalypse" is the inevitable lock of this thread

*Continues eating pork and chicken*

*Drinks some more beer*

[BondJamesBond]

No. A bomb shelter won't save us. The Gods have mapped damnation for all of us, death is an inevitability.

But an angel told me... 'Bond, to save your men, you must burn every drop of alcohol in the bar.'

and I told her, 'I'll take my chances with the bomb shelter'... Let's start digging.

[who flung poo]

hell yes *orders shovels*

[Blue-ninja]

"A few sovels coming up! Or is that a typo?"

*hands him a few shovels instead*

*hits Thunderpantz on the head with one of the shovels*

[ThunderPantz]

Just 3 more pages till the inevitable

*Takes shovel and hits blue ninja with it*

*Snaps shovel handle over knee*

[who flung poo]

your a typo! lol

maybe we should start up 'The Soldat Bar's Bomb Shelter!!!' after the 15th page lol

*starts digging

[Iridescent]

*realises that everyone's gotten up and is busy saving their lives*
*grabs a shovel a starts to dig*
*orders corrugated iron*
'We need music to help us dig!!!'
*throws a copy of soldat into the hole and then continues to dig (avoiding all the saved objects)*
'I agree with Iron Man and who flung poo, we should hae the bomb shelter thread (if its allowed)'
*throws in a bunch of building materials into the whole as well to create a bar underground*

[Blue-ninja]

*draws the star of david pentacle on the ground and sits in it*

*starts chanting the level 99 shield spell*

*finishes*

*proceeds to chant a long incantation to further strengthen the protection around him*

*succeeds in making a inpentarable shield penetrable only by penises.*

[who flung poo]

*orders ninja to start digging*

*throw a few laptops with the best audio and graphic cards around into a safe to put into the shelter when it's completed*

*grabs a lifetime of junk food, healthy food, drink, and pop and puts them in 27 refridgerators for survival*

*gets a contractor or whatever and asks to prepare for concrete walls and tiled floors, a bathroom, bed bunks (military style), electricity, running water, bath and showers, and all the good stuff for the shelter*

*keeps on diggin*

[Iridescent]

This is one high-tech bunker he have here

*orders a vault door to stick on top at the end of all the construction so we can look at the wastelands afterwards*
*throws an explosive penis at Blue-ninja*
*drinks Relentless to get rid of weariness and then goes back to digging*

[Blue-ninja]

Explosives don't work on sheilds, especially explosive penises.

*Drinks red bull to get wings*

*Thinks that this thread would never get locked if all of us stopped posting so it would never reach page 15.*

[who flung poo]

*stops diggin*

that ridiculous!

*resumes diggin*

[BondJamesBond]

Good. If our fortress succeeds, the bar will live infinitely. Um... Also.

I believe we've turned less into a bar, and more into a cult... We'll just call it the Soldat Bar cult.

[Blue-ninja]

Yeah, and it comes with shovels.

I've noticed we've moved to outside of the bar or something, because you really can't dig a hole in the floor inside a bar, can you?

[ThunderPantz]

*Starts making a titanium shell around the soldat bar*

[Iron Man]

*sets up wifi from the bunker*

*makes it an official adress so we can order pizza and games and stuff*

*orders a 70" plamsa screen tv, an xbox 360, ps3, and wii, the best surround sound possible, and the comfiest chairs available*

*gets a laptop with video out cables*

*orders that new netflix thing that lets you watch movies online in 30 seconds (OR LESS!)*

*digs a whole new section to the bunker*

*puts a velvet rope in front*

"the velvet rope is to sell admission since im now broke from ordering all that "

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Ok I'm back.

What the fuck? You call this a hole!? I wouldn't take a shit in this hole.

*Digs a proper hole*

There all done. Now we can stay in here while the thread gets locked and then gets re-opened again in the near future. Right, let's get the supplies in here ... what? Sweet God and sonny Jesus, thunderpantz you were supposed to bring porn we all like, not your homosexual faggotry. I guess if you want a job done properly ... right, you lot stack the booze in there and I'll go and sort out the porn.

In the bathroom.

brb.

[Arbiter]

*walks in*

"eh."

*opens laptop and goes to soldatforums where i come to this thread and opens laptop and goes to soldatforums where i come to this thread and opens laptop and goes to soldatforums where i come to this thread and.....*

*the evil never ending crap kills me, i respawn with a m2 turret somehow in my hands and destroys iron's stuff that he ordered, then runs into toilet and shuts myself in a cubical trying to overcome constipation*