Author Topic: The Soldat Bar!!! (Read 18550 times)

Iron Man · « **Reply #240 on:** August 08, 2007, 08:54:55 am »

*everything respawns*

hooray cyber technology!

edit: AAAAAAAH SHIT ITS THE 13TH PAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Arbiter · « **Reply #241 on:** August 08, 2007, 08:56:42 am »

*recovers.*

*sits at the bar, steals one of those jew drinks back then, ducks the guard's uzi shots.*

Iridescent · « **Reply #242 on:** August 08, 2007, 09:15:22 am »

*realises iminant doom which will most likely come when I'm sleeping!*
*stops digging and drags some hookers (clean ones) into the hole and takes my own 360 and TV and places it next to Iron Man's.*
Woot! system link!
*goes back to grab controllers and games etc.*
*hopes more people will bring various entertainment facilities*
*realises that our barman hasn't noticed the danger and drags SD Film into the holw as well*
*pops a can open and sits down a crate of beer and waits*

Iron Man · « **Reply #243 on:** August 08, 2007, 11:33:49 am »

*LOLZ HALOE SYSTEM LINKS FTWZ0rz!*

*gets a coke,pepsi,gatoraide,water,energy drink and condom vending machine and rigs it so you get stuff free*

*hijacks cable in 6 diffrent languages*

*joins eoi*

LtKillroy · « **Reply #244 on:** August 08, 2007, 11:43:07 am »

*Walks 10 feet away from bar, realizing no bar, no apocolypse*
*Sets up lawn chair, pops open a One*
*Starts reading "Destroying Bunkers for Dummies: A Bunkerbuster Guide for the Rest of us"*

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #245 on:** August 08, 2007, 11:44:14 am »

*suddenly wakes up "wtf did i miss"
*takes stash of porn hidden behind bar, and jumps into bunker.

Iron Man · « **Reply #246 on:** August 08, 2007, 11:46:20 am »

"bye killroy"

*kills the camper*

"lolz noob"

*welcomes RTF*

LtKillroy · « **Reply #247 on:** August 08, 2007, 11:48:14 am »

*Just before Killroy was shot, he got done with the chapter "How Zombies Destroy Bunkers*
*Grabs chainsaw* (he is a zombie after all)
*Slowly zombie walks toward the bar*

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #248 on:** August 08, 2007, 01:13:59 pm »

Seriously, one zombie is nothing against a cult of drunken men, fully equipped with all the porn, hookers, and games they they would need for a lifetime.

LtKillroy · « **Reply #249 on:** August 08, 2007, 01:17:22 pm »

Yes, but I am a zombie with a chainsaw.
*Continues to zombie walk to bunker*
Maybe I will get to bunker before armeggeddon.

Iron Man · « **Reply #250 on:** August 08, 2007, 01:21:14 pm »

*spams so lt killroy wont get there*

*calls blue ninja to make another devil star to keep away zombies*

*runs*

*plays a zombie killing game*

anything else i can do?

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #251 on:** August 08, 2007, 02:26:30 pm »

Yes. You could shoot it.

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #252 on:** August 08, 2007, 03:00:52 pm »

*looks left*

*looks right*

*dashes ahead 100 feet with the box of all of the playboy magazines in the last five years.*

who flung poo · « **Reply #253 on:** August 08, 2007, 03:49:08 pm »

stops digging and starts drinking untill the 14th page

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #254 on:** August 08, 2007, 03:59:25 pm »

one more page after this. Then bam locked. >_>

Hopefully someone will revive this after it gets locked.

*Finishes making titanium shell around bar*

*jumps into hole everyones digging*

who flung poo · « **Reply #255 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:03:13 pm »

wait by one more page after this do you mean that the 14th page is gonna get blocked or the 15th?

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #256 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:04:53 pm »

*speeds along locking process*

I can't wait for this shithole to DIE

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #257 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:10:21 pm »

Quote from: who flung poo on August 08, 2007, 04:03:13 pm

wait by one more page after this do you mean that the 14th page is gonna get blocked or the 15th?

The 15th, after this page is done, we need one more page to go, the 14th page. Then after it just hits 15, then its locked.

*Helps dig hole*

Iron Man · « **Reply #258 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:29:57 pm »

*is drunk*

IM GONNA MISS YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

*drinks more*

*digs with 1 hand, drinks with othjer*

wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHAHAHAHWAAAAAAH

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #259 on:** August 08, 2007, 05:50:21 pm »

*Takes one last swig of beer. *

*Takes out violin*

*Sits down*

*Plays Nearer my God to Thee*

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Author Topic: The Soldat Bar!!! (Read 18550 times)