The Soldat Bar!!!

[Coolio]

*Coolio regains his energy by finding coffee and drinking it. Then he decieds to do something...*

[Arbiter]

*walks out and starts a "Any weapon you want for $1" shop*

[ThunderPantz]

wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHWAAAAAAH

Lol whut.

*Continues digging*

[who flung poo]

*stops drinking begins a-digging!*

*tells everyone to dig as hard as they can*

[Blue-ninja]

Really?

*has sex with a pillow harder*

[Krypt_]

*runs around frantically looking for a beer*

*spots B-n having sex with a pillow...wishes he were in a happier, less horny place*

*looks for beer behind bar...nothing. Goes back to play D&D by himself murmuring random spells outloud.*

[LtKillroy]

So whose gonna be the sucker who makes it the 15th page.
*Agrees with Krypt_ and rolls the dice to see if he's getting drunk*

[Blue-ninja]

*stops whatever the hell he was doing*

"That's not a dice, that's a tatooed goat's balls!"

*resumes*

[LtKillroy]

*stops whatever the hell he was doing*

"That's not a dice, that's a tatooed goat's balls!"

*resumes*

*Realizes it was true, glad he didn't touch it becuase it was Krypt-'s turn and he had to roll like 20 or so dice cuz its D and D*, and walks off*
*Pulls out armeggeddon clock and watches and laughs as it slowly clicks down*

[who flung poo]

"the bunker is finished everyone get inside!!!"

*hops in and gets nestled down

[Blue-ninja]

*finishes his 'business' and hops in and sits indian style and closes his eyes*

[who flung poo]

and yes, the contractor put EVERYTHING for comfy living inside

even sex dolls for blue-ninja LOL jk

but im serious

[LtKillroy]

*Refuses to enter bunker and walks 10 feet away as timer gets lower and lower, smiles*
*Starts to target practice on random trees in the area with his flamethrower*

[ThunderPantz]

Nearer and nearer...

*Climbs out of the hole and gets some beer*

[Blue-ninja]

*is suddenly glad he has a adamantium skeleton and healing factors*

*waits for the inevitable*

[BondJamesBond]

*Walks in and prepares to seal the door. Farts and giggles in the dark.

[Blue-ninja]

"Hey! We forgot one guy who is outside!"

*opens the door*

*Chuck Norris walks in*

*shuts the door*

*Chuck Norris punches his palm with his fist in the dark*

[Arbiter]

*prays that  page limit goes 20...*

[Iron Man]

*doesnt know if this will be last post or not*

*jumps in*

o **** we forgot the extestion cable!!!!!!

*jumps out*

*grabs the cable*

*plugs in*

*starts closing door*

IF THIS ISNT THE LAST POST U BETTER HELLA GET INSIDE!

*closes door*

*locks*

*begins to hear explosions outside*

EDIT:

*realises its just chuck norris walking*

*opens the door*

"hurry! theres 2 posts left!"

*begins closing the door with everyone*

"damn this is hard."

[Iridescent]

*dreads this will be the last post*
*gives beer to everyone*
Lets all celebrate the beginning of the end!
*starts to drink and sings along to Ride of the Valkyries in Apocalypse Now*