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Offline BondJamesBond

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #60 on: August 04, 2007, 02:17:03 am »
*shoots both computers with pistol. shoots computer running runescape 7 more times.
The computer is a moron.
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #61 on: August 04, 2007, 02:25:34 am »
*Walks in the bar

*Order Some Suomi viina

*enjoys

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #62 on: August 04, 2007, 02:27:19 am »
*looks at the damage done*

*sighs*

*goes and sits by sotija and orders a chicken ramen*

*waits for order to finish*

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #63 on: August 04, 2007, 03:51:47 am »
*Goes back into fort and drinks some more jewish beer*

*Goes out from fort, grabs 3 computers*

*Hooks computers up in fort with internet connection*

* Continues playing battlefield*

LET THE BASH PIT LIVE ON.
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #64 on: August 04, 2007, 04:10:06 am »
*Says Hello To Blue Ninja*

*Hooks computers up in fort with internet connection*

*Start To play Soldat*

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #65 on: August 04, 2007, 04:15:34 am »
*Switches game on computer to soldat*

*BOOM HEADSHOT*

LET THE BASH PIT LIVE ON.
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #66 on: August 04, 2007, 07:58:42 am »
*looks at the people in the virtual bar with their virtual laptops playing soldat within...soldat*

*feels depressed*

*drowns sorrows in virtual shots of virtual jew vodka*

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #67 on: August 04, 2007, 08:42:59 am »
*goes back to post as the bouncer*

*wonders if there is anything really bad that will happen that will require him*

*makes a list of the people he'd like to throw out

Offline NK Soldier

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #68 on: August 04, 2007, 09:00:51 am »
*Walks up to the computer*

*Puts in Counter-Strike cd*

   *Error, Invalid cd-key*

*Rips computer out and throws it and SDFilm*


*plays Soldat*
Remember, its all fun and games 'till someone gets hurt.. then its hilarious.

Offline Iron Man

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #69 on: August 04, 2007, 10:26:55 am »
*takes another long break and starts taking shots of jew vodka and rambling stuff at NK soldier

Offline NK Soldier

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #70 on: August 04, 2007, 10:33:19 am »
*Falls on the floor*


*bleeding*

*Gets up kicks Iron Man in the knee*
Remember, its all fun and games 'till someone gets hurt.. then its hilarious.

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #71 on: August 04, 2007, 10:37:50 am »
*Securtiy goon jumps in the way of the flying computer with a "SD, NNOOOOooooooooooo!"

*The rest of the goons, who have been playing too much SWAT4, spot that since NK has fired at SD they are now cleared to get a legal kill.

Goon2: Suspect sighted!

*dakka dakka dakka*

Goon3: Entry team to SD, we have a downed suspect

SD: Roger that!
« Last Edit: August 04, 2007, 10:39:27 am by SDFilm »

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #72 on: August 04, 2007, 11:12:19 am »
Hey guys I don't have a life so I post in some internet forums roleplaying one.
>:3

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #73 on: August 04, 2007, 11:14:36 am »
Hey guys I don't have a life so I post in some internet forums roleplaying one.
me to, i need a hug.

*sobs*
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #74 on: August 04, 2007, 11:33:45 am »
Hey guys I don't have a life so I post in some internet forums roleplaying one.

Aparrently, there is oxygen and ""sunlight"" outside...

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #75 on: August 04, 2007, 11:37:39 am »
Yes, there however is no furry faggotry outside. Which is awesome.
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #76 on: August 04, 2007, 11:41:35 am »
Yes there are. Furmeets! Come, I'll take you to one! Murrrr

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #77 on: August 04, 2007, 11:44:18 am »
You mean when furry faggots gather in someone's basement to have fursuit sex? That isn't outside.
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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #78 on: August 04, 2007, 11:53:09 am »
Aye, most all furries are gay, have sex with each other in fursuits and like to do it in the basement.

Thats the one thing I hate about CSI...
« Last Edit: August 04, 2007, 11:58:05 am by SDFilm »

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Re: The Soldat Bar!!!
« Reply #79 on: August 04, 2007, 12:49:40 pm »
*stops playing Call of Duty 2 + Soldat long enough to pop his head out of Thunderpantz's pillow fort*

*yells 'CSI SUCKS!!!'*

*continues playing while trying to find out why WWII:TCS mod doesn't work for soldat*
Realistic mode only baby. (;