The Soldat Bar!!!

[Blue-ninja]

*respawns*

*looks at the pac-man arcade, then at the dollar-quarter exchanger machine, then at the $75 in his hand.*

*is indecisive whether to blow it off or get a blowjob*

[Iron Man]

*points Blue Ninja tword Krypt and the mechanical bull*

*tells how shitty the blow job would be*

*shows how to get 1 free game from the pac man machine*

[Blue-ninja]

*is grateful for the free game*

*goes to the store next to the bar and buys a pair of speedos, much to the admins' amusement*

[who flung poo]

*pops head out of the empty pillow fort and pulls out a Thompson SMG with drum clip*

"everyone shut the fuck up and turn down that damn music!!!!"

*kills everyone but Iron Man, RabidTreeFrog, and ThundPantz*

*Jagex CEO, programmer, and accountant walk in*

*kills all of them in 2 shots*

*goes back into pillow fort and waits for everyone to respawn*

[Iron Man]

*sets pillow fort on fire*

*smokes poo out of the fort*

*puts him in the birdcage in the middle of the bar so people may make fun of him when they come alive*

*questions his actions*

[ThunderPantz]

Starts making a fort out of bar chairs and tables*

It wasnt a PILLOW fort.

And the bar chairs are made of metal.

*Starts a controlled fire inside fort*

*Goes to store beside the bar to get some burgers and hotdogs*

*WTFBBQ*

[Krypt_]

*respawns to find bull severely charred*
*slaps poo around with a large trout that is conveniently on the table next to where he respawned*
*dumps his bloody body into a humongous paper bag and lights it on fire, leaving it in the bar entrance for unsuspecting victims to approach*
*hears moans as he walks away after dropping the flaming bag off at door, ignores them and goes to play pac-man with Blue-ninja*

[Blue-ninja]

*returns to his body after a out-of-body experience to find that his body is full of red holes.*

*bandages them and uses his hands to pump the heart directly*

*heart starts and the spirit returns to normal*

"Ohhh....what happened?"

*poo fires a bullet at him*

*finding a sword on a table next to him, blue-ninja slices the bullet clean in half and the two halves goes in different directions on either side of him*

*shakes fist*

*retreats to the pillow fort*

[who flung poo]

*respawns*
*has a good laugh by saying lol*
*and answers the previous questions*
"it's a pillow fort in my imaginary world and i did it cause i wanted to be someone"

just to let you guys know i didnt do it to make anyone angry, just to bring back the good ol' fighting and cursing of the old Soldat Bar and to let everyone have a good laugh or three like i just did reading the replys.

*goes back under the fort made out of bar chairs and tables and has a few drinks while trying to fix the wwii:tcs bug*

[Blue-ninja]

*notes that attempting to fix the wwii:tcs bug while drunk will be a failure*

*goes and sits on a stool and hits on the woman sitting two stools away.*

[who flung poo]

*pops head out of fort*

"girls hardly exist in soldat!"

*goes back in*

[Blue-ninja]

*realises the "woman" is a gay male dressed as a girl*

*kicks over shemale's seat, ties him up and dumps him in the garbage bin, heads first*

*goes back to the pillow fort in the most uncomfortable silence*

[Krypt_]

*sits still watching Blue-ninja return to the fort mouth agape*

*surprise wears off and is replaced by an idea*

*goes behind bar and pulls out pen and paper and yells: "Who's in for Dungeons and Dragons?"*

[who flung poo]

*pops head out and wonders where the pillow fort came from since the only fort is made out of bar chairs and tables*

*then steps out entirely and plays some D&D biotches*

[Blue-ninja]

"the pillow fort is on the other side of the bar room, across from who flung poo's fort"

*whips out the DS and starts playing Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga*

*makes comments about the game now and then about how awesome it is*

[Xxypher]

*scratches butt*

[BondJamesBond]

*scratches Xxypher's butt

[Blue-ninja]

*hands BondJamesBond gay porn magazine he found in the shack behind the bar.*

[who flung poo]

its ThunderPantz's fort

[ThunderPantz]

*Finishes eating some BBQ*

*Goes out of fort and smacks blue ninja across the head for making a mistake ( lol ) *

*Goes behind the bar counter and gets some more beer*

*Goes back into the fort to make some more burgers*