Author Topic: The Soldat Bar!!! (Read 17469 times)

Coolio · « **Reply #140 on:** August 05, 2007, 03:18:31 pm »

All of this happens at the speed of light*Coolio runs in at the speed of light after he has had 400 bottles of Coffe. He smacks everybody twice then puts penut butter on everybodies faces. He laughs and farts. Then he leaves.*

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #141 on:** August 05, 2007, 03:28:21 pm »

*Licks off the peanut butter on everyone's face

who flung poo · « **Reply #142 on:** August 05, 2007, 03:38:36 pm »

*ride bull for an amazing 2 hours and 47 minutes....*

*then realizes the bull is not moving beccause the hydrolics are shot*

Xxypher · « **Reply #143 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:01:14 pm »

...Why is James being so gayhorny?

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #144 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:03:27 pm »

*Hunts down coolio and kicks him in the balls*

*Goes back to making and eating food*

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #145 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:06:01 pm »

Quote from: Xxypher on August 05, 2007, 04:01:14 pm

...Why is James being so gayhorny?

Because:

Quote from: Blue-ninja on August 04, 2007, 11:40:08 pm

*hands BondJamesBond gay porn magazine he found in the shack behind the bar.*

*ends quote*

*is afk from computer for real lunch*

Coolio · « **Reply #146 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:08:02 pm »

*Coolio uses his last bit of Coffee energy to run back in bar and kicks everybody out. Locks all the door and puts on some 50's music while eating all of thunderpantz food.*The people outside are wondering how the hell did we get out here?

who flung poo · « **Reply #147 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:12:15 pm »

*commits suicide and respawns back in the bar*

*unlocks door*

*everyone comes back in and fills coolio full of E-Z-Sleep*

Xxypher · « **Reply #148 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:18:57 pm »

WE ARE OUT OF NACHOS!
NOOO!!!!!

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #149 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:35:58 pm »

*whips out his emergency can of pringles complimented with E-Z cheese to put on for the salty-cheesy taste*

"MMMMMMMMM....."

*slips into a eternal state of ecstacy because of the heavenly taste*

Coolio · « **Reply #150 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:43:23 pm »

*Coolio lies there helplessly waiting for someone to give him his coffee(its the only thing that coolio runs on and can make him get out of the eternal state of ecstacy.)*

Xxypher · « **Reply #151 on:** August 05, 2007, 04:47:51 pm »

*drinks coffee I found under a table*

Coolio · « **Reply #152 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:05:37 pm »

*Tear shed for the coffee the coffee drunk by Xxypher.*

Iron Man · « **Reply #153 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:06:42 pm »

*doesnt believe that poo stayed on for less then before the bull started moving*

*congrats mangled*

*bans poo from the bull*

*waits by the bull*

*no one comes*

*checks out the forts to see the advantages of them*

*is still waiting for my ribs!*

Xxypher · « **Reply #154 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:13:21 pm »

...?
What?
...WHAT!?
What?
Ooohhhh...
No we are out of ribs.

SDFilm · « **Reply #155 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:17:16 pm »

But we do have turkey twizzlers...

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #156 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:19:26 pm »

*Tongues JamesBond and has gay naked hairy fur sex with him all over the counter*

SDFilm · « **Reply #157 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:19:59 pm »

Just get a room you two!

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #158 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:23:06 pm »

*Rubs his cock and balls all over SDFilm's face and hair then starts humping the cigarette machine until many packets of Malboro fall out all over the floor*

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #159 on:** August 05, 2007, 05:51:49 pm »

*gets out of the state of ecstacy and see PANZERCATWAGON doing his thang*

*slips back into his previous state, still laughing manically*

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Author Topic: The Soldat Bar!!! (Read 17469 times)