The Soldat Bar!!!

[Xxypher]

NOO! THEY KNOCKED OVER MY MIXED NUTS AND PARTY MIX!

[Coolio]

*Coolio  somehow snaps out of the state of escatsy and reliezes there aren't enough waffles.*
*plus no coffee*

[Iron Man]

*makes his own fort out of licon logs and slim jims*

*hides from nazi cat*

[LtKillroy]

*Killroy walks in bar*
*Looks around at all the obvious boredom, stupidness, and randomness*
*Leaves bar shaking head*

[SDFilm]

*Killroy walks in bar*
*Looks around at all the obvious boredom, stupidness, and randomness*
*Leaves bar shaking head*

Yes I'm sorry Lt, the bar has gone down market over the years...

[who flung poo]

*The_Reaper walks into the bar*

*poo pulls out LAW and blows him to kingdom come*

*every time Reaper respawns, poo repeats his actions*

[Blue-ninja]

"Dammit! Something is coming out of my ass!"

*goes to the bathroom, third stall, to take a shit*

[ThunderPantz]

*Thinking someone went in the first and second stall, i press a detonator switch which ignites roman candles to come out from beside each of the 2 toilets*

*realizing nothing had happened, I shout: DAMN1111111111111*

[Blue-ninja]

*runs out of the third stall, screaming his head off*

*because*

*he is being chased by a tiny, ferocious mutant alien covered in turd (don't ask where he came from)*

[Iron Man]

*asks where it came from*

*cleans the bathroom and assumes job as janitor*

*hates self*

[who flung poo]

*assumes job as drinker of beer*

[ThunderPantz]

*Hires a new janitor*

*Iron Man Gets promoted to beer drinker*

[Coolio]

*kicks out new janitor because the janitor stole Coolios coffee*

[BondJamesBond]

* No longer 'gay horny'. But, I mean seriously, it's a bar and we're all guys. U_U

[Iridescent]

*After much consideration decides to enter the bar
notices there's no bouncer and simply strolls up to the bar and orders an Orval.
While waiting for the beer to arrive (I know you're on auto pilot) I sit down on a stool and decides to munch on some nuts*

[ThunderPantz]

*Laughs at Iridescent's (non-intended?) gay sexual nut reference*

*Yells out: I HAD A COUPLE HUNDRED BEAN BURRITOS FOR BREAKFAST!*

*farts*

*fart knocks a couple stools 30 feet away*

[Iridescent]

I meant nuts as in the usual edible nuts, but I knew people would take it the other way, especially as Panzercatwagon had been screwing everything and rubbing HIS nuts everywhere.

*put on gas mask to protect himself from SARS and the likes. Grabs his stool and sits down to enjoy a nice cold, belgian beer*

[Blue-ninja]

*cancels out thunderpantz's superfarts with one of his own, powered by 4chan's garbage.*

[ThunderPantz]

*cancels out thunderpantz's superfarts with one of his own, powered by 4chan's garbage.*

wtf No only Dascoo can channel 4chan's garbage to create energy and farts.

*a bunch of pirates walk into the soldat bar and see blue- ninja <_<*

[Blue-ninja]

*in an instant, every pirate is dead.*

*no one has seen blue-ninja either draw or sheathed his sword*

*but there are sword cuts on the dead bodies to prove it*