The Soldat Bar!!!

[BondJamesBond]

*put on gas mask to protect himself from SARS and the likes. Grabs his stool and sits down to enjoy a nice cold, belgian beer*

Don't worry, there aren't any kind of nuts in the world that can give you SARS

[Iridescent]

I wasn't protecting myself from SARS or nuts
I meant the gas mask is like those you see on the news which people wear against SARS and pollution etc.
I put it on due to the fart.

[Xxypher]

*in an instant, every pirate is dead.*

*no one has seen blue-ninja either draw or sheathed his sword*

*but there are sword cuts on the dead bodies to prove it*

I... am a Pirate.
Pirates are much cooler than Ninjas and I have a few reasons why...

Pirates can eat Ninjas

Think about it people. Ninjas have a strict moral code, they have honor, they spend many years in training, and meditate a lot. Pirates pillage and Steal, Drink, and rape, No real rules, just survive. Which sounds funner?

[Blue-ninja]

Pirates goes on ships. They have a captain with them always. If they don't obey the captain's rules, or attempt a failed mutiny, they will be beaten and whipped on the back over 15 times. Plus, at sea, they're prone to scurvy, a lack of food, and a narrow diet of food: Pickles and Eggs. There's always the chance that rats will ruin what food they have left and if water is short, drinking salt water will also create new problems. No proper medication for a infected leg or arm, except to saw it off without pain relievers.

Ninja, on land, with lots of food and women (kunoichi), many years of training to become strong and skilled, meditation is relief, meditation is escape, and less prone to the problems that the pirates face.

Which sounds less painful? Think about it.

*climbs on a bar table and sits indian style and meditates*

[ThunderPantz]

No pirates vs ninjas in the soldat bar.

*Takes off clothes*

*Starts jumping across bar tables and stools naked*

*Keeps drinking beer*

[Xxypher]

Pirates goes on ships. They have a captain with them always. If they don't obey the captain's rules, or attempt a failed mutiny, they will be beaten and whipped on the back over 15 times. Plus, at sea, they're prone to scurvy, a lack of food, and a narrow diet of food: Pickles and Eggs. There's always the chance that rats will ruin what food they have left and if water is short, drinking salt water will also create new problems. No proper medication for a infected leg or arm, except to saw it off without pain relievers.

Ninja, on land, with lots of food and women (kunoichi), many years of training to become strong and skilled, meditation is relief, meditation is escape, and less prone to the problems that the pirates face.

Which sounds less painful? Think about it.

*climbs on a bar table and sits indian style and meditates*

Thats not all true...
Trust me, Pirates are better, except for S.H.I.T, when ships catch on fire.
"Ships High In Transit"
Thus where that curse word came from.

[Blue-ninja]

*gets up*

*draws a pentagram on the table of meditation that repels fat nudist people drinking beer*

*smiles in truimphance as Thunderpantz is thrown 25 feet from the table*

*goes back to meditating*

*finishes the first level of meditating, starting the next one*

*jacks*

[ThunderPantz]

*keeps drinking beer*

*I AM VERTICALLY AND THE OPPOSITE OF HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED*

*Gets dressed and goes into fort to get lipo-suction*

[Blue-ninja]

*realises how late into the night it is*

*logs off*

[who flung poo]

I... am a Pirate.
Pirates are much cooler than Ninjas and I have a few reasons why...

Pirates can eat Ninjas

Think about it people. Ninjas have a strict moral code, they have honor, they spend many years in training, and meditate a lot. Pirates pillage and Steal, Drink, and rape, No real rules, just survive. Which sounds funner?

yea...a butt pirate....

LOL no, im joking xxypher i would never say anything like that to intend hurtful feelings

*goes into fort to administer lipo*

[ThunderPantz]

*loses lyke 60 pounds*

*WOOT NO MOAR FAHT*

*Takes off clothes and runs around the bar naked while drinking beer*

[PANZERCATWAGON]

*Oozes through the urinal and snakes along the lavy floor and under the door-frame and appears alongside the bar*

*Winks at Thunderpantz*

*Does some freaky dance and finishes with a septuple headspin*

*Winks at Thunderpantz*

Hey guys.

[SDFilm]

Aye, don't turn this into another pirates vs ninjas thread.

And just to have the last word...

*Resident Bar Ninja cuts up all the lesser ninjas

*Resident Bar Pirate cuts up the RBNinja to keep with his superior pirate role.

[ThunderPantz]

You are making it worse.

*All ninjas and pirates randomly explode*

* Puts clothes back on*

[Iron Man]

*drinks beer as the beer drinker*

*thinks about his family that he now cant feed*

*drinks more*

*throws a molotov(sp?) coctail at thunderpantz*

*sings kum buy yah*

[ThunderPantz]

*catches molotov cocktail*

*drinks*

*AHHH IM ON FIRE!*

[Blue-ninja]

*kindfully points thunderpantz to the bathroom stall, where he can go extinguish the fire on his head*

*blue-ninja's own head catches fire from being too awesome*

*doesn't bother putting it out*

[ThunderPantz]

*Runs into the fort to grab some burgers*

*cooks burgers on head*

[who flung poo]

lol, you all do know that by the end of the 15th page it's going to get locked right?

so let's spice it up a lil, eh?

*munches on a burger from ThunderPantz's head*

[ThunderPantz]

*THAT WAS MY BURGER!*

*keeps cooking burgers on head*

*The grease from my hair makes the burgers taste better*