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*put on gas mask to protect himself from SARS and the likes. Grabs his stool and sits down to enjoy a nice cold, belgian beer*
*in an instant, every pirate is dead.**no one has seen blue-ninja either draw or sheathed his sword**but there are sword cuts on the dead bodies to prove it*
Pirates goes on ships. They have a captain with them always. If they don't obey the captain's rules, or attempt a failed mutiny, they will be beaten and whipped on the back over 15 times. Plus, at sea, they're prone to scurvy, a lack of food, and a narrow diet of food: Pickles and Eggs. There's always the chance that rats will ruin what food they have left and if water is short, drinking salt water will also create new problems. No proper medication for a infected leg or arm, except to saw it off without pain relievers.Ninja, on land, with lots of food and women (kunoichi), many years of training to become strong and skilled, meditation is relief, meditation is escape, and less prone to the problems that the pirates face.Which sounds less painful? Think about it.*climbs on a bar table and sits indian style and meditates*
I... am a Pirate.Pirates are much cooler than Ninjas and I have a few reasons why...Pirates can eat NinjasThink about it people. Ninjas have a strict moral code, they have honor, they spend many years in training, and meditate a lot. Pirates pillage and Steal, Drink, and rape, No real rules, just survive. Which sounds funner?