Psychoanalyze yourself!

[Krypt_]

 Psychoanalyze Yourself;
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating! )


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?


2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?


3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?


4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?


5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?


6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?


7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?


8. What do you do with the cup?


9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?


10. How will you cross the water?


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The ANSWERS

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. If it is all simply "things" (materialistic or otherwise,) then you like to distance yourself from others emotionally.

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be

And no, I didn't create this, just saw it on a bulletin on Myspace.

[EnEsCe]

This is surprisingly accurate... thanks for that. Except 9, the "answer" is totally irrelevant to the requested answer... Type of water != Size of water.

[Krypt_]

Erm...do I sense sarcasm? :[

[Iridescent]

No, answer to 9 is odd.
I said its clear water. However the answer requires a size.

I do like the test otherwise though, pretty good, except the terracotta cup won't get me far

[BondJamesBond]

It is accurate - and EnEsCe's right. I saw Type of water and I thought, 'Fresh water'

eh. Since someone beat me to it, I'll add something.

My animal was a bear, and I ran away from it... But I had a fairly large house...

[Wraithlike]

I don't get 8, How does drinking from it reflect my attitude?

That aside, it seemed very accurate.

[Iridescent]

Maybe drinking is the same as utilising it?
As you are using the cup to get its 'possesions' YOU'RE MEAN!
Well, maybe you're using it in a nice way?

[Wraithlike]

OMG, is alchoholism an attitude. Cause I have that.

[Xxypher]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
Brandon or Robin.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Cat?

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I scream and run yelling AHHHH BEAR!

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?
...I like houses.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Fences make bad guys go away.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
Walls.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A... cup.

8. What do you do with the cup?
I throw it yelling "Fucking cup..."

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?
The... good water?

10. How will you cross the water?
Go around it...

[The Geologist]

 Psychoanalyze Yourself;
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating! )


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

My field assistant.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

Chipmunks, dear...have yet to see a bear.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I watch it and walk on.  Got better things to do.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?

Big enough to be comfortable.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?

Nothing, and some furniture.  If I just got there I havn't had time to put anything on it yet, have I?

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

A metal cup that you can use for camping.  Probably fell off my pack.

8. What do you do with the cup?

Bring it inside with the rest of the crap.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

Duh...the only kind of water on this planet.  water is water...anything else isn't water.  Where did you get this crappy test?

10. How will you cross the water?

I won't.  I'll take a dip and relax.  The end.

This test is highly subjective and total bs.  Just like most other tests of this nature.  Next, please.

[Xxypher]

I agree, the main reason why most of my answers where crap after the third question.
Come to me with something that proves what I am and why and I will truly do it with real answers.

[Krypt_]

This test is highly subjective and total bs.  Just like most other tests of this nature.  Next, please.

Oh come off it, you know it's all in good fun. No one made you take it

[Xxypher]

This test is highly subjective and total bs.  Just like most other tests of this nature.  Next, please.

Oh come off it, you know it's all in good fun. No one made you take it

Well, psychologically, when we first read it, answers go through our minds. Like when I say boobs, you have to think about it. Get it?
YOU MADE US.

[Krypt_]

Haha, ok you have a point there. Except the fact that I didn't design this little "test" (for lack of a better term) so technically I didn't make you do anything. The person who created this survey did I fell in the same boat as well when I took it.

[Shivorken]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
My sister - I'm just naturally very protective of her.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
A fox

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Curiosity

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?
A huge fkin mansion

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes. Electic one.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
Empty but with a huge feast

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A sturdy mug

8. What do you do with the cup?
I take it into my house for safety

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?
Clear water

10. How will you cross the water?
I'd swim

[Krypt_]

Oh and to those who have taken the test and are asking why the hell #9 doesn't make sense. The author (or so i'm guessing) meant types of bodies of water: ocean, lake, pond, etc. He did not mean if its freshwater, saltwater, clear, gloomy, etc.

[Xxypher]

Haha, ok you have a point there. Except the fact that I didn't design this little "test" (for lack of a better term) so technically I didn't make you do anything. The person who created this survey did I fell in the same boat as well when I took it.

but you reposted it, so its your fault.
What you said is like crashing your car and blaming the manufacturer.

[ThunderPantz]

Psychoanalyze Yourself;
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating! )


1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
    My cat.


2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
A cat.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I end up kicking it at a tree.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?
single bedroom single bathroom, sized.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Electric fence.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
Hams.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Coffee mug.

8. What do you do with the cup?
Eat it.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?
Grape juice.
10. How will you cross the water?
Drink it all.

[Blue-ninja]

There are different types of water....honestly, haven't you tasted mineral water?

We have mineral water as tap water in our house, just in smaller quantities and more enjoyable.

Trust me, it taste VERY different from normal water.

[Flamingo]

Cool test, Very accurate.