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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2006, 02:40:08 pm »
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Those in favor of simplified spelling say children would learn faster and illiteracy rates would drop. Opponents say a new system would make spelling even more confusing.

That's pretty funny.

I never heard so much balderdash in my life. The spelling of a word based on the way it sounds would be subject to individual interpretation, and I think that would make it more difficult to learn. We just need to read more, that's all. I started reading when I was three years old, and could spell like I can today when I was 11 years old (generally, at least).

Maybe I'm just stating the obvious, but.. yeah.


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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2006, 02:44:35 pm »
...Didn't we already simplify the spelling of half the language?

Color, favorite, so-on?

Great. The Internet has diseased English so badly that they're trying to change the language to accomodate the people who are just too dumb to learn it right.

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2006, 03:21:58 pm »
"Perhaps we should start leet speaking in america?"

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2006, 03:32:02 pm »
it frustrated me to read that article, its the dumbest thing I've ever heard of

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2006, 04:19:01 pm »
Sahri. :P

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2006, 04:26:41 pm »
I really want to go back to China now...

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2006, 04:35:25 pm »
...Didn't we already simplify the spelling of half the language?

Color, favorite, so-on?

You're grossly exagerating of course, but those changes were simply made to make the American English language the country's own as part of its independence from Great Britain. It was actually part of a literary and cultural movement in the U.S. I think this is also why we don't use the metric system, but don't quote me on that. :)

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2006, 04:39:33 pm »
I think this is also why we don't use the metric system, but don't quote me on that. :)

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2006, 04:47:59 pm »
That was a good laugh.
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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2006, 04:50:00 pm »
OH NOEZ TEY B STEELIN MY IDERS
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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2006, 05:00:31 pm »
Kay

EDIT: Stupid Americans, you guys spell favourite wrong.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2006, 05:05:58 pm by Dascoo »

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2006, 06:29:56 pm »
I'll shoot you, I still win dascoo. no "u's" are gonna stop bullets from hitting you.
I blame the goddamn liberals, I went to school with mexican kids who were learning english, then they fucked those kids up by speak english and spanish at them so now the kids i grew up with speak neither language fleuently, only mixed spanglish. Liberals like to do stupid shit like this thinking they're doing good and helping people who don't need their fucking help.

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2006, 08:35:04 pm »
Haha, American English is already screwed up enough. I mean, "color"? What the fuck?

Also, reminds me of something I saw which is attributed to Mark Twain, but was apparently from a letter written to the Economist:
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A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
    For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.
    Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
    Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2006, 09:02:38 pm »
I hope America does this... They haven't done anything funny in a while.

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2006, 01:12:20 am »
Nuking australia would be funnier.

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2006, 10:21:09 am »
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

this makes me laugh whenever i read it :)

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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2006, 12:35:06 am »
I dont know why but I read this faster 
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Thae sae th bee selebraets th ability of a fue stoodents to master a dificult sistem that stumps meny utherz hoo cuud do just as wel if speling were simpler.

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t’s been 100 years since Andrew Carnegie helped create the Simplified Spelling Board to promote a retooling of written English and President Theodore Roosevelt tried to force the government to use simplified spelling in its publications. But advocates aren’t giving up
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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2006, 02:00:07 am »
UGK, because:
1. The second sentence is longer.
2. The second sentence uses long words which you do not comprehend.


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Re: Thar gohz Amyerican inteligens
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2006, 02:05:28 am »
And because you're thick.