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Offline Brock

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Fun things to do in Soldat:
« on: July 08, 2006, 04:07:50 pm »
Occasionally, when none of my clan members are on XFire, I usually stop trying to obtain pwnage, and just try to have fun:

1. Rename yourself with a ridiculous name
(ex: a broken lawn chair!  (that's  me), a large piece of oatmeal, a swift kick to the groin) so it looks funny when you kill people.  "You were killed by a swift kick to the groin."

2. Don't actually fight.  Just go to the enemy base and and start /piss'ing and /pwn'ing and /victory'ing.  Don't shoot the enemy, just pee on them.

3. Go online and talking 3n71r31y 1|\| 1337.

4. Be a glitch noob.  Like on the map "Bunker" the glitch that allows you access to the roof.  Or the knife multiplier glitch.


Anyone else do these thing ocassionally??  If there's any other wacky things you guys do, share 'em here! ;D
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Offline R@NDOM

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2006, 04:09:24 pm »
Uhhhhhhh. Work on some mods.

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2006, 04:20:15 pm »
I ban people from my server for all of those except number 3.  They ruin the game and are far worse than camping or even TKing.

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2006, 04:51:34 pm »
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obtain pwnage?


..is it on ebay?
MM; seriously Chakra, stop the fisting
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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2006, 04:54:17 pm »
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obtain pwnage?


..is it on ebay?
No, Bill Gates already uses it on us with his money.

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2006, 08:17:43 pm »
you sound like the kidna guy that ruins the fun for others brock. I hope im not around when you get "bored"
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2006, 08:23:41 pm »
I was on a GA server, 6 vs 6, and three of our team mates were just dicking around, /piss'ing on each other. It's very stupid, and very annoying and definately not a "fun thing to do in Soldat".
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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2006, 08:32:51 pm »
If the teams are massively uneven and no one is willing to change, Ill usually hide with the flag.
Seems to make people mad, but uneven teams do not.
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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2006, 08:34:21 pm »
it seems like noone in U13 INF wants to change teams. Its always either me, you, or soth changing.
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2006, 08:49:40 pm »
Well in soldat there are a lot of differnet things you can do. If you're bored you should go do a climb map, knife only, race.... etc.. This is the treatment that Dr. Noldi perscribed.

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2006, 10:09:05 pm »
Once me and a freind joind each team in a 6vs6 ctf game on voland, then we each helped each other get each other's flags and both camped together at the top.  We lasted almost ten minutes before someone was able to kill us both.

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2006, 11:11:15 pm »
those all piss me off a bit, minus the first one


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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2006, 12:10:45 am »
Bored with soldat.. play another game... most people play other games... i play 2 time intensive games besides soldat.
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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2006, 02:43:55 am »
The only fun thing you can do in soldat is kill other people. Theres also Saw camping the flag, m79/law camping small spaces, and barret/law camping big areas.

I was on a GA server, 6 vs 6, and three of our team mates were just ****ing around, /piss'ing on each other. It's very stupid, and very annoying and definately not a "fun thing to do in Soldat".

Yup, we got them kicked :)

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2006, 02:49:31 am »
Hm.. in RS we tend to make up games when we are bored -_- Like in a CTF server we play outlaws, one person goes to delta/charlie and he has a gun while he fights the rest weilding knives or chains.

Yeh. :S
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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2006, 03:03:40 am »
Heh, in my early days on r/s I'd do about the same thing.  Having a coordinated shootout with people  :P

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2006, 03:17:17 am »
We make up all sorta crap in RS. ::)
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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2006, 05:38:48 am »
I hate it when people have long and "oh-so-very-witty" screennames, because while playing its very hard to communicate or give orders to them.

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2006, 06:05:56 am »
It's annoying when a bunch of jerks hi-jack some server, and make up their rules, like saw only and kick anyone who doesn't obey -_-

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Re: Fun things to do in Soldat:
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2006, 06:22:34 am »
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4. Be a glitch noob.  Like on the map "Bunker" the glitch that allows you access to the roof.  Or the knife multiplier glitch.

There's a glitch on the map Bunker? Knife multiplier glitch? Tell me more about the glitchs, I wanna know  :D

When I'm bored, I usually try to kill myself in most ways possible. It's funniest in realistic, though.
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