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Offline Arbiter

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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2007, 11:58:55 pm »
Quote from: ThunderPantz on August 10, 2007, 11:56:15 pm
*Had no cookies to begin with, just a pile of hardened sh1t i made*

*jets over to where arbiter is and sees him munching on the "cookies" i made*

*WAR CRY*

*WRUUUUUAAAAAAGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAHRRRRRR*

I didn't eat them. I just threw them into my base. *A little spot in the barrier is left ad has no more poo.* Looks at above post.. *fills up hole with "cookies"*

Touche.
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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2007, 12:06:50 am »
*Presses detonator button*

*Blows up a large portion of alpha's base, when the "cookies" dropped in the alpha base, they deployed some remote explosive c4*

*flys over to alpha base*

*grabs alpha flag and dances in place*
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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2007, 02:51:35 am »
... not fair...

sets fire to bravo's flag.
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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2007, 03:19:24 am »
*realizes i wasn't sniped yet and captures the flag*

*BRAVO TEAM SCORES*

*AHH IM ON FIYAH*
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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2007, 03:26:04 am »
*takes out flamer and burnz him even more*
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Offline Xxypher

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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2007, 01:24:02 pm »
You all have no idea how to use the *action* systems...
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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2007, 07:43:55 pm »
you have a problem with that? this is a forum game.
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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2007, 08:22:08 pm »
*takes flag from red team, and scores for blue team*!
oh wait...im a red dude...WTF!
score board:
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haha           -30
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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2007, 03:36:16 pm »
After about 10 minutes, Alpha's cooler runs dry.

*Goes ballistic, runs into bravo base, uses all their nadekits against them, grabs the flag and a bag of chips and heads home untouched*
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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2007, 03:55:01 pm »
*snipes king of pain *

*gets up after camping at alpha base*

*returns flag and eats chips*
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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2007, 07:16:06 pm »
Oh God, not another bull**** Soldar Bar...
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Re: Life of a Soldat
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2007, 12:03:05 am »
*Chainsaws ThunderPantz, then crushes his bag of chips and takes $5 to buy some more*

Maybe next time I'll buy a pillow...
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