Author Topic: Life of a Soldat (Read 3046 times)

Coolio · « **on:** August 09, 2007, 11:17:30 pm »

Ok heres a new game. It probably sucks. But here i go. In this game you are Soliders like in Soldat and were playing on the map ctf_Kampf in real life. We have a bunch of members on Alpha and we have a bunch on Bravo. *The game has just begun and i am in Alpha and i go camp near the red flag with a M79 and a bottle of beer.* You can add in any random things you don't just have to fight. You could party while everyone is fighting or just fart. Also rember were palying in relestic. Also this can only go on for 15 pages which it probably wont make.

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:01:17 am »

*spawns on bravo and becomes bravo leader*

*grabs barret and combat knife*

*Grabs flask of moonshine and puts in pocket*

*starts dancing*

Psycho · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:07:35 am »

I spawn in the middle of the map. sometimes late at night, the soldats can hear my body slamming around into polygons and crying from the pain.

Krypt_ · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:08:12 am »

*spawns as spectator of doom!*

*glances down at ThunderPantz dancing...smites him with lightning.*

Blue-ninja · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:14:36 am »

*spawns in middle of map and is stuck inside a poly*

*holy crap! This pointy end of a poly is stuck up somewhere really, really bad!*

*shifts uncomfortably*

*anus starts bleeding from the sharp, ps2-like polygons*

Blue-ninja is always on Bravo. Make note of that

SirJamesaford · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:27:34 am »

t is gonna lock this since "all games must have an end"....so modify the original post so it has an end if ya wanna continue it....not tryin to be a dick or nothin just warnin ya before u get 2 or 3 pages and then they lock it.

Twistkill · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:33:10 am »

I think that's a rather stupid rule, actually, to be quite frank. That pretty much eliminates 90% of all popular forum games.

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:34:59 am »

Quote from: Coolio on August 10, 2007, 12:24:17 am

Also you guys post what team your on. * I had over to the bravo side to grab the flag and i start heading back. Also i used the /poop command in our Alpha base where the flag is located so no one can get in.*

I used the /poop command to build an indestructable wall around the bravo base.

*Types /admin because spectators clearly can't use lightning.*

*uses grenades to get outside of map*

*Jets up and kicks Krypt in the nuts*

Clawbug · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:36:06 am »

Life of a Soldat!? NO!

Life of a Can!? YES!

That is probably the best flash movie I have EVER seen.

You might want to see other stories by Stuart Hart aswell, the guy is AWESOME.

(Especially the Angry Hill Billies-series.

)

SirJamesaford · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:38:35 am »

Quote from: Twistkill on August 10, 2007, 12:33:10 am

I think that's a rather stupid rule, actually, to be quite frank. That pretty much eliminates 90% of all popular forum games.

I agree with you 100%.... i was just letting coolio know cuz i think coolio is coolio lol

Coolio · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2007, 12:42:57 am »

Quote from: Twistkill on August 10, 2007, 12:33:10 am

I think that's a rather stupid rule, actually, to be quite frank. That pretty much eliminates 90% of all popular forum games.

Ok ok you don't have to post what team your on.

Twistkill · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2007, 01:16:26 am »

Quote from: Coolio on August 10, 2007, 12:42:57 am

Quote from: Twistkill on August 10, 2007, 12:33:10 am
I think that's a rather stupid rule, actually, to be quite frank. That pretty much eliminates 90% of all popular forum games.

Ok ok you don't have to post what team your on.

Erm... sorry for the confusion, I was replying to Sirjamesaford.

truup · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2007, 01:07:50 pm »

* Figures out the admin password
* Adminlogs
* Bans everyone
* Sets server password to something very weird
* And shuts down server.

End of game, gg.

The Philanthropist · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2007, 10:10:26 pm »

*Dies repeatedly

Repeat.

Arbiter · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2007, 11:41:22 pm »

Joins alpha, turns on speed hack and caps two times... (sees truup trying to spoil the fun) "you! what are you.." *steals krypt's thunderbolts and zaps truup's pants and underwear off* I then point blank barrett's truup's You-Know-What.

Xxypher · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2007, 11:43:02 pm »

*caps 6 times*
I always win.
ALWAYS.

Arbiter · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2007, 11:45:18 pm »

*starts votekick against Xxypher Reason: F47 N00bZ!!! F12!!!* He gets kicked/banned.

King_Of_Pain · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2007, 11:49:03 pm »

AUGs every body in sight for 150 metres, then sits down by the cooler Coolio set up at Alpha.

Arbiter · « **Reply #18 on:** August 10, 2007, 11:52:02 pm »

i /piss at bravo's poo barrier.. it breaks, and i stealz all their cookies, run back to base, tosses em in and sets up a plasma and poo barrier.

ThunderPantz · « **Reply #19 on:** August 10, 2007, 11:56:15 pm »

*Had no cookies to begin with, just a pile of hardened sh1t i made*

*jets over to where arbiter is and sees him munching on the "cookies" i made*

*WAR CRY*

*WRUUUUUAAAAAAGGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAHRRRRRR*

News:

Author Topic: Life of a Soldat (Read 3046 times)