Yo Mama..........

[Coolio]

Hey lets play a game where we make combacks with yo mama jokes. the game ends after 10 pages. Somebody start. I don't wanna insult someones mom.

[karmazon]

Hey lets play a game where we make combacks with yo mama jokes. the game ends after 10 pages. Somebody start. I don't wanna insult someones mom.

Your mom is a c*nt.

[Coolio]

Hey lets play a game where we make combacks with yo mama jokes. the game ends after 10 pages. Somebody start. I don't wanna insult someones mom.

Your mom is a c*nt.

Ok i don't wanna play no more that hurt. 

[Shivorken]

Your moms a transvestite.

[Brock]

Your momma jokes are NOT comebacks.  FYI, they are just mildly amusing little one-liners.


But lets see:

Yo mamma is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mamma is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents.
Yo momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 2nd grade.
Yo mamma smells so bad she made speed stick slow down and stop.
Yo mamma is fat, her shadow weighs over 100 lbs.
Yo mamma is so cheap, she sells the free soaps from hotels.
Yo mamma is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her Asprin.
Yo mamma is so huge that she has to roll around in a cotton field to get dressed.
Yo mamma's bellybutton doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

And I could go on, but that's enough for now.

[Krypt_]

Yo mamma is so dumb, I told her to give me a pushup and she ran to the icecream man and got me one.

[Blue-ninja]

Yo momma is so dumb, she looks behind her before backspacing

Yo momma is so fat, she can't fit in a chatroom

Yo momma's breath is so stank, every night her toothbrush prays

By the way, Brock, I can see some of those jokes are from those "Yo mamma" card collectibles...

[Brock]

Huh?

I got most of those from an audio clip I got from Limewire.  Not cards

[Blue-ninja]

Huh?

I got most of those from an audio clip I got from Limewire. Not cards

Well, I can say that those cards exist. They probably replicated the classic jokes.

[ThunderPantz]

Your mom is fat. Enough said.

[Nems]

Your mother shits out the mouth, fucks up the ass, smells like AIDS infested cum with a bit of Jack Daniels, she's dumb, she can't do anything but do simple chores around the house, and she's not pretty.

Thread the fuck over.

[mozzer]

Yo mamma is so fat, she sat next to everyone in class.

Yo mamma is so stupid she tripped overa cordless phone wire.

[Nems]

None of these insults of course include Hitman's mom.

[TBDM]

this is stupid, stop watching television and posting on the forums.


yo momma is

Hey lets play a game where we make combacks with yo mama jokes. the game ends after 10 pages. Somebody start. I don't wanna insult someones mom.

Your mom is a c*nt.

[Sgt. Fletcher]

Your Mom is so fat that her blood type is ice cream.
Your Mom is so fat she plays pool with planets.

(They were in that crappy movie "Nutty Professor" I think)

[Sgt.Colwell]

Yo Mamas teeth so yellow when she drinks water it turns to lemonade.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so nasty when she invited me to her house for dinner i asked her what we were having? She openned her legs and said tuna surprise.
Yo mama is so fat her picture is heavy.
Yo mama so fat god says his own name in vain.
Yo mama is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk white and chunky.
yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress as a pad.
yo mama is so fat i lost a ring and 3 watches fingering her.
yo mama is so fat it takes her 3 busses and a train to get to her good side.

[TBDM]

yo mamma is fat.


nothing can discribe HOW fat or whatever, she is just FAT

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Yo momma is so fat she built up high levels of cholesterol, had a heart attack and died.

[Dascoo]

Your mama's so fat that she has to go in for gastric bypass surgery tommorow.

[TBDM]

yo momma is so fat she looks like mancer.


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