What's the nastiest accident that has ever happened to you?

[TBDM]

thats the worst thing that heppened to you?

jeez your a pussy ;d

[Wraithlike]

I sliced my thumb to the bone with an exacto knife, and I got my front permanent tooth knocked out by a baseball some dick threw at me when I was seven.

[Amblin]

Managed to fly backwards out of this very miniramp on my trusty Roces Street.
On my face, no less.



Other than that, I managed to fall on my face again on some stairs when I was maybe 11. Had to be stitched. Never had anything serious, luckily.

[Mangled*]

A meteor crashed through the roof of my house and the entire structure collapsed around me. I had to prise myself out from underneath a section of wall using a large shard of wood that was previously a doorframe.

[homey188]

Didn't know how to swim, tried to go swimming, some form of brain damage occurred, because I walked into the middle of an intersection about five minutes later and didn't notice that I wasn't on the beach anymore; and I only know this because someone who was with me told me about it.    Worse than the time I lost half my face skin in a tripping on sharp pavement accident.

[Iron Man]

dammit! a few minutes ago i just dropped my keyboard trey and it landed on my toe! YOU CURSED ME..

and its just a small cut.

[SirJamesaford]

Hit a telephone pole goin 70mph and bounced around till we landed in a ten foot ditch....awesome!

(Dont drink and drive people)

EDIT: Wait we werent drinking then....my bad.  But still lol dont drink and drive.

[a-4-year-old]

I was on a moped going 20 mph and hit sand, if anyone here has ever ridden a 2 wheel vehicle 20 mph trying to turn in sand, you to would have had to pick rocks out of your hand.

it hurt real bad and I could barely use my right hand (right handed) it was kind of a square about 1.5 square inches around, and it had sand and rocks stuck in it until I washed them out. Then I put on a gauze incorrectly and the blood clotted the wound with the gauze stuck in it, so that got ripped out and reopened it up.

I think I was pretty lucky this summer, doing so much on so many vehicles without seriously injuring myself

ATV
Jet ski
Moped
Various 1 and 2 person sailboats
Biking
Yeah, and everyone complains about me spending too much time on the computer, bullshit.

[Shivorken]

I was playing Dota, was very hungry so i got a can tuna. I opened it hastely because i was getting chased by an enemy hero and i didn't realise that when i opened it, i some how cut a huge fkin gash im my thumb, nearly to my bones, and i didn't even realise it untill i started wondering my my keys were fking slippery. I got a new keyboard after i got my thumb stitched up. I didn't even hurt until 1 day later.

I am also happy to say the only time i was ever at a hospital was because it was time for me to come out of my mothers womb =]

[Graham]

Got some glass in my arm in a car wreck. My truck caught on fire at a stoplight.

[Coolio]

For me the nasietist accident was when i was a kid. I was standing in a sand box  and the outer part of the sand  box was made of bricks. SO i was walking around in it and i tripped on something in the sand and i hit my head on the bricks. As soon as my mom saw me she saw i was beelding from my ebrow real bad. She said you could even see some inside my ebrow. So she took me to the hospital. They couldn't use anything to numb the pain because they were out of it and they couldn't put me to sleep with that gas stuff. So what they did was give me the stiches well i was awake. It was painful but yeah.

[a-4-year-old]

Got some glass in my arm in a car wreck. My truck caught on fire at a stoplight.

the chevy? I remember that.

[Graham]

Got some glass in my arm in a car wreck. My truck caught on fire at a stoplight.

the chevy? I remember that.

Oh really? I don't recall you ridding shotgun that particular night.l

[a-4-year-old]

Got some glass in my arm in a car wreck. My truck caught on fire at a stoplight.

the chevy? I remember that.

Oh really? I don't recall you ridding shotgun that particular night.l

You never let me ride shotgun! why don't you return my calls anymore?

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Well, about 2 months ago I was riding my bike down a mountain (tons of 'em where I live) and I was going about 30-35 mph, and hit a really sharp turn and tried to brake, but I jammed them on too hard and started skidding till I went off the right side of the road onto the far end of someone's driveway, where I flipped off the curb of the driveway onto some gravel. It wasn't that bad, nothing more than ripped off skin/breath knocked out, but when I got up I realized I'd landed in a pile of dog ****.

Most painful accident was when I was 4, my older brother picked me up by my ankles, swung me around a few times, and threw me into the sharp corner a  desk, ripping my forehead right open. Didn't get stitches, so I still have the scar...

[karmazon]

I spanked my girlfriend so hard that I broke her pelvis and when she got out of the hospital she bit off half of my dick.

[ThunderPantz]

So your down to half an inch now?

[karmazon]

So your down to half an inch now?

Sometimes I like to lay down on a grassy hill and feel the satellites crash into my boner.

[Graham]

>.> Get back on topic.

[Nfsjunkie91]

Fell on some railroad trucks, cut my head open, bled everywhere.