funny noobies.

[llamaman]

hahahha i was just thinking does anyone remember any things that noobs did that were really stupid/funny

for example i remember this kid that hadnt even figuered out how to move so he would just stand were he spawned and try to shoot! lol I was even able to stab him once he started using minigun. I guess  he didnt know it had a delay.  
 

[The Bone Collector]

I try not to pick on the new guys, I actually try to help them out. Remember...we were once newbies too

[llamaman]

i didnt pick on him i just killed him! hahhaha

[Dr. Zombi3]

dude their new... that means ur really bad... killing newbies the only things  you can do.

[X-Rayz]

...No zombie. It means that once, he was in a game with a newb, and that he killed him.

[llamaman]

yeah...um when did i ever say killing noobies was the only thing i did?i dont even know what your saying...lol

[Coolio]

Lol once there was this noob tryin to talk to bots. It was preety amusing because the bots wouldn't talk so he got pissed off at them. Also when i was a noob i thought you had to register to use the minigun. But it was actually the delay.

[llamaman]

yeah so did i! and i also didnt know you had to kneel to use the law...lol

[Dr. Zombi3]

yeah so did i! and i also didnt know you had to kneel to use the law...lol

its supposed to be yeah so i did! not yeah so did i!
please spell correctly

[Lord Frunkamunch]

A: You cant spell either. Find some other way to try to insult him. Plus, he got it right, it is supposed to be 'So did I'. Y'just shot yourself in the foot over something he obviously doesn't care about...

B: I played Soldat for over a year before I realized how to fire the LAW. I felt so stupid hearing it from a friend, I though my computer was broken before ><

And about that guy trying to talk to bots...I was in a match about a month ago, this guy was talking to a Major (1). He didn't realize that it was the default name and thought it was the same guy he'd played with the day before, so he kept asking the Major if he remembered him till he told him to f*** off.

[JonWood007]

Heh, if I end up facing newbies I start trying to pwn them with weapons im not very good at and use them for target practice. I just played such a game and I ran around the map shooting them with the minigun and socom.

[Espadon]

lol, the 'Major' is a mythical beast of legendary proportions that is occasionally seen in the lands of TrenchWars. Few have ever met one in-game, but some have seen fleeting glimpses of these fabled creatures. They often describe these encounters as:

"Major has joined ___ team"
immediately followed by
"Major has left ___ team"

If anyone has captured a photograph of this near-apocryphal being, then please do post it for all to see!

Anyways... yeah back in 5th grade I was playing CS with some bots and I tried talking to them. One bot asked another bot, "Hey Borg Queen, you have ICQ?" and I asked "What's ICQ?" and the bot replied "Go find out yourself." In the end I was really confused if they were bots or not, silly me.

[rayza]

i, in my younger years thought the law was some kind of crap thing that u hit people with...

[ThunderPantz]

i, in my younger years thought the law was some kind of crap thing that u hit people with...

Me too... once.

[Noobinabox]

I saw her face...