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Offline Xxypher

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Your taunts!
« on: August 18, 2007, 11:21:08 pm »
Okay, post some of your taunts!


Look! A Distraction!
And thats a story for another day.
Learn to protect your flag, it adds more tactical depth to the game.
TIME OUT TIME OUT! Eyelash in my eye!
I'll be back! With weapons!
I prefer the term "brutally raped."

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2007, 11:56:11 pm »
I don't have time to lag!
Ok, let's play Soldat. (I say that if the opposing team hasn't been playing the game well, most often in infiltration)
When life hands you High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate,
Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol and Less Than 2% Natural Flavour... make Lemonade!

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2007, 12:25:07 am »
MAJOR SALAD!
Fa Fooks Sake
FOR TEH LULZ!!11!1!2

P.S. All of those are trademarked, and you will be brutally murdered under the direction of your favorite pet if used in Soldat.

Offline Xxypher

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2007, 12:38:54 am »
Time out! Time out! There is an eyelash in my eye!

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2007, 12:41:08 am »
1.You nooblet.
2.Its not my falut you suck.
3.I have time to bleed.
4.Why is the alpha team shooting at me? 
5.Why is the Bravo team shooting at me?
6.Why cant we all just get along?
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Offline Xxypher

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2007, 12:42:04 am »
Blast it! Bullets are coming from their guns!

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2007, 12:46:41 am »
/say Sucsess! You have defeated the bots! good work!
/addbot2 Boogie Man
/addbot2 Dummy
/addbot2 Kavu
/kick Boogie Man
/kick Dummy
/kick Kavu Bot
/say Survive the bots for three rounds!
/say Two rounds to go, how will you do?
/say One round left, can you do it?
/say Failure! You died, and will have to start all over or leave!
/def
/ofs
/summon
T_T
Seconds until Kami time -
It's Kami time!
Did you see how far my head went?
Can you feel the Warstandard working?
Nooo! my kami!
/pause
/unpause
/friendlyfire 0
/friendlyfire 1
/addbot2 [H3]Elite
/addbot2 [H3]Spartan
Kiss the ground soldier!
get up!
Come'on!
Yeah, WOO, bring it on sucker, this is my kind of shit!
/kick Boogie Man
/kick Kavu Bot
/kick Dummy
/addbot2 Boogie Man
/addbot2 Kavu
/addbot2 Dummy

Date Posted: August 19, 2007, 01:46:07 AM
*gets flood kicked*
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Offline Xxypher

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2007, 12:49:40 am »
^Got The Flag!
^EFC LOW
^EFC MID
^EFC HIGH
^Free Flag Low
^Free Flag Mid
^Free Flag High
^INC LOW
^INC MID
^INC HIGH
We all live in a yellow submarine.
Ahh! Time out! I scratched my elbow!
Silly little man, your head is kaput.
And thats the way I like it.
Look! A Distraction!
And thats a story for another day.
Learn to protect your flag, it adds more tactical depth to the game.
TIME OUT TIME OUT! Eyelash in my eye!
I'll be back! With weapons!
I prefer the term "brutally raped."
Time to turn it up a notch, and by notch, I mean shoot you in the head.
Blast, Bullets came out of his gun somehow.
I really need a deep tissue massage.
Blast it! His gun shot bullets into me!
Help! I am simultaneously combusting!
Help! Help! I am being repressed!
Stand by for LEGAL PROSECUTION!
Don't Shoot me! I'm gentle!
Can't you see I am busy?
I'LL TAKE THE CASE!
Can't you see I don't have time for this!?
Don't worry! I wont shoot you, I am your friend.
No No No, your doing it all wrong!
My Organs!
Thar she blows!
Fire Zee Missiles!

Offline Mastadi

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2007, 01:04:46 am »
If it bleeds, it needs a bandage
Requesting pancakes support!
You fuck with me, you fucking with the best!
Sun of a beach!

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2007, 01:07:05 am »
^Got The Flag!
^EFC LOW
^EFC MID
^EFC HIGH
^Free Flag Low
^Free Flag Mid
^Free Flag High
^INC LOW
^INC MID
^INC HIGH
We all live in a yellow submarine.
Ahh! Time out! I scratched my elbow!
Silly little man, your head is kaput.
And thats the way I like it.
Look! A Distraction!
And thats a story for another day.
Learn to protect your flag, it adds more tactical depth to the game.
TIME OUT TIME OUT! Eyelash in my eye!
I'll be back! With weapons!
I prefer the term "brutally raped."
Time to turn it up a notch, and by notch, I mean shoot you in the head.
Blast, Bullets came out of his gun somehow.
I really need a deep tissue massage.
Blast it! His gun shot bullets into me!
Help! I am simultaneously combusting!
Help! Help! I am being repressed!
Stand by for LEGAL PROSECUTION!
Don't Shoot me! I'm gentle!
Can't you see I am busy?
I'LL TAKE THE CASE!
Can't you see I don't have time for this!?
Don't worry! I wont shoot you, I am your friend.
No No No, your doing it all wrong!
My Organs!
Thar she blows!
Fire Zee Missiles!


Why don't you just post all your taunts at once?

I use the defaults.....
"You should've used the pythagoras theorum, b*tch."
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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2007, 01:08:04 am »
Kudos on the beatles reference gimpsies....
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
Ill see you on the dark side of the moon

Offline Xxypher

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2007, 01:09:27 am »
Kudos on the beatles reference gimpsies....
Thats my taunts.
And thats my reference. lol
Thanks.

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2007, 01:12:42 am »
LMAO....Sorry Xxy im a little drunk....didnt realise it was a quote.  So kudos to you.....AND SCREW YOU GIMP FOR CONFUSING MY SMALL BRAIN LMAO JUST KIDDING!!!
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
Ill see you on the dark side of the moon

Offline Xxypher

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2007, 01:13:20 am »
LMAO....Sorry Xxy im a little drunk....didnt realise it was a quote.  So kudos to you.....AND SCREW YOU GIMP FOR CONFUSING MY SMALL BRAIN LMAO JUST KIDDING!!!
SirJamesaford is still in the early Buzzed stage.

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2007, 01:13:56 am »
lol niiiiice
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
Ill see you on the dark side of the moon

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2007, 01:31:51 am »
LOL.

He makes no sense....

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2007, 02:21:28 am »
I left some of them unmodified, cause it takes time to remember where each one is.

/addbot2 LAWyer
/addbot2 Zombie
/brutalkill
/takeoff
/victory
/piss
/pwn
Sir, blame it on your ISP!
BLEED TO DEATH, YOU UGLY BASTARD!
Oww my eye!.. -.0
^efc mid
/ofs
^ffc low, help him
^ffc mid, help him
^ffc up, help him
Aaaaaait!
I'll be back! For the flag...
Get the frag!
OK
Help!
Sniper!
Heavy Machine Gun ahead!
/summon
/def
Follow me!
How are you gentlemen !!
^efc up
Bring it on!
^inc mid
Return the frag!
Ooooooh yeaaaaah =})
I am the pwnage, bitchees!
^inc up
^inc low
Kiss my big red CHAINSAW!
^efc low

So the efc, inc and ffc ones are on Q to C, so it's easy to taut them while in battle. 2 is for /brutalkill, kinda useful sometimes. The others are mostly for fun)))

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2007, 12:09:38 pm »
I dont use many taunts in game (I dunno how to bind them XD). My main one is yippe ky yay, motherfricker though. I save it for pure pwnage of some loudmouth tho.

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2007, 12:51:34 pm »
I dont use many taunts in game (I dunno how to bind them XD). My main one is yippe ky yay, motherfricker though. I save it for pure pwnage of some loudmouth tho.
http://selfkill.com/webv3/content/sd_redir.php?id=127
Extremely useful

Offline Sotija

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2007, 12:56:03 pm »
Seek and Destroy!

Can i have some icecream? :Q

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2007, 01:24:02 pm »
Can't Touch Dis!

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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2007, 01:27:08 pm »
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Re: Your taunts!
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2007, 01:36:50 pm »
^Schlemmers Incoming Roof!
^Our Schlemmer incoming Roof!
^Shoe stole our Schlemmer and is going over the roof!
^Free Schlemmer at the Roof!
I'm from the Schlemmer top secret project!
eliwood + robin = robin hood = Schlemmer team
┬ęChu A.K.A Shoe
HIGH FIVE o/
Bleed, Schlemmer.
MUZK IS VIVI'S STALKER!!!!
^Schlemmers Incoming mid!
Son of a Schlemmer!
^Shoe stole our Schlemmer and is going Low!
^Shoe stole our Schlemmer and is going Mid!
^Shoe stole our Schlemmer and is going High!
^Free Schlemmer Mid!
Chu: ich will deine geile Fotze ficken
Get the Schlemmer!
I'm in the Schlemmer fanclub!
Free Schlemmers for everyone!
You're one ugly Schlemmer!
Muzk: Kurwa
o/
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/pwn
^Schlemmers incoming Up!
^Free Schlemmer Up!
^Our Schlemmer incoming Mid!
Muzk = In love with the pink shirt girl.
SOAD > MAXIMUM THE HORMONE
^Free Schlemmer Low!
^Our Schlemmer incoming Up!
^Our Schlemmer incoming Low!
SCHLEMMER SCHLEMMER SCHLEMMER SCHLEMMER SCHLEMMER!
^Schlemmers incoming Low!
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