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Which is better?

Pirates
62 (50.4%)
Ninjas
61 (49.6%)

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Offline Brock

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Pirates vs. Ninjas
« on: July 09, 2006, 03:34:21 pm »
This has been a furious debate at my school for a while.  What do you guys think?

I think Pirates, 'cause they have scurvy and they get the ladies in the end! :P  However, ninjas would likely win in a fight.
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How bout this whole "Pirates vs. Ninjas" bit is old and played out, seriously.
Whats with the fascination of the two?
I vote neither cause theyre lame.
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Since this is in the mods section, I started a pirates vs ninjas mod a while back. Never released or finished though.

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2006, 04:32:14 pm »
VIKINGS!
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2006, 04:32:55 pm »
I moved this to the lounge from the mods gen dis forum as requested. You silly twat.


Oh well, let this epic topic begin -_-
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2006, 04:51:59 pm »
Ninjas.

If you say pirates, you're emo!

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2006, 05:07:41 pm »
By the time the pirates even KNEW the ninjas were THERE, THEY'D ALREADY HAVE THEIR OWN WOODEN LEGS STICKING OUT OF THEIR _FACES_ :@:@:@@:@:@@

And ninjas are cool.

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2006, 05:08:38 pm »
Cowboys.

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2006, 05:09:40 pm »
Ninjas, definitely. Look at the link in my sig. :P

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2006, 05:26:27 pm »
I'ts a tough call. Pirates have Maddox, but Ninjas have....

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2006, 05:38:05 pm »

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2006, 05:42:48 pm »
Ninnnnnnnjaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2006, 05:47:48 pm »
Cowboys.

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2006, 05:49:12 pm »
Pirates also have Pirate Jesus, who defeated Clown Jesus, Pimp Jesus, Cowboy Jesus, Robot Jesus, Caveman Jesus who had the power of Astronaut Jesus and Vampire Jesus, And Samuri Jesus who had the power of Ninja Jesus.

Thus Pirates > Ninjas.


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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2006, 05:51:34 pm »
PIRATES MOTHERFUCKER PIRATES ARE NINE FUCKING FEET TALL AND BREATH FIRE AND HAVE AWESOME SHIPSNINJAS CAN'T TALK AND THEREFORE HAVE CRAPPY SHITTY MOVIES SUCH AS AMERICAN NINJA AND AMERICAN NINJA 2 BTW PIRATES ARE AWESOME AND NINJAS ARE YEASTY VAGINAS

I vote pirates.

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2006, 06:04:27 pm »
My personal favorite are ninja-pirates. They sail around in ships and stealthily stab people in the back with their swords.

A quick search of google images proved that Ninja Pirates actually exist.

http://img.sheezyart.com/art/medium/61/617399.jpg

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2006, 06:31:54 pm »
Ninjas.

If you say pirates, you're emo!
Damn those emos  :)

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2006, 06:35:00 pm »
Ninjas.

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2006, 06:37:31 pm »
Ninjas.


Sorry Maddox...
not around

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2006, 06:46:01 pm »
Pirates.

They steal shit.

They get drunk.

They get booty.

They don't have to kill themselve if they mess up.

But Banditos are cooler.
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