Author Topic: Pirates vs. Ninjas (Read 36992 times)

n00bface · « **Reply #140 on:** July 14, 2006, 11:52:12 pm »

Quote from: Nightcrawler on July 14, 2006, 11:10:21 pm

Quote from: n00bface on July 14, 2006, 09:20:43 pm
Quote from: Nightcrawler on July 14, 2006, 07:47:13 pm
Quote from: alwex on July 14, 2006, 08:01:53 am
atleast pirates sail the seas, plunder, sing jolly good songs and all that stuff,

A pirate i was meant to be
trim the sails and roam the sea

You forgot to mention the fact that they hardly ever see women, so most pirates are homos.

Quote from: MofoNofo on July 14, 2006, 08:47:27 am
Ebby ain't a man.
duh...

well considering Pirates had to breed to stay alive...

and a certain ninja supporter here was telling me that ninjas take a vow of celibacy anyways.

Ok, "well considering Pirates had to breed to stay alive..." Pirates weren't a "breed", they were runaway kids who decided sea life was for them, and they became lame pirates (rather than the obviously better solution becoming a Ninja ).

"and a certain ninja supporter here was telling me that ninjas take a vow of celibacy anyways." Then at least they aren't homosexuals.

Your excuse for them being homosexuals was that they did not see any women, my point was that neither do ninjas so that kind of rhetoric is void in this debate.

Pirates CAN breed, a lot of first mates are sons of captains.

Plus what frogboy said.

Nightcrawler · « **Reply #141 on:** July 15, 2006, 12:46:06 am »

Quote from: frogboy on July 14, 2006, 11:29:17 pm

Haven't you seen Pirates of the Carribean? That blacksmith guy was the son of a pirate.

Besides, Blackbeard had a dozen wives. Calico Jack made a deal with some governor that he would give himself up if two female pirates were given clemency. Do these people sound homosexual to you?

It's called a MOVIE! For entertainment purposes.

n00bface · « **Reply #142 on:** July 15, 2006, 12:54:29 am »

Except for the fact that Blackbeard and Calico Jack actually existed in real life..

karmazon · « **Reply #143 on:** July 15, 2006, 01:22:59 am »

Since I'm gonna major in seamanship, I gotta say pirates, although I've always enjoyed jumping and climbing on top of buildings, and sneaking past security and janitors.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

frogboy · « **Reply #144 on:** July 15, 2006, 01:46:31 am »

Quote from: Nightcrawler on July 15, 2006, 12:46:06 am

It's called a MOVIE! For entertainment purposes.

You already used an Xbox game as evidence for ninjas being able to swim. So either pirates can breed or ninjas can't swim. But pirates can breed anyway because of Blackbeard and Calico Jack.

80HD · « **Reply #145 on:** July 15, 2006, 08:52:34 pm »

Quote from: frogboy on July 15, 2006, 01:46:31 am

Quote from: Nightcrawler on July 15, 2006, 12:46:06 am
It's called a MOVIE! For entertainment purposes.
You already used an Xbox game as evidence for ninjas being able to swim. So either pirates can breed or ninjas can't swim. But pirates can breed anyway because of Blackbeard and Calico Jack.

Ninja's need not swim while they can easily run on water.

Slashnoob · « **Reply #146 on:** July 15, 2006, 08:54:30 pm »

or jump across oceans

SDFilm · « **Reply #147 on:** July 15, 2006, 09:30:20 pm »

To escape the Pirates.

80HD · « **Reply #148 on:** July 15, 2006, 11:10:24 pm »

Or to get away from the oder of 10 dead pirates and a burning ship.

5th_account · « **Reply #149 on:** July 16, 2006, 04:28:29 pm »

The video to end it all...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I0yI2MQf8Tk

Besides, there's a lot more pornos involving pirates than ninjas.

SDFilm · « **Reply #150 on:** July 16, 2006, 04:48:55 pm »

I'm not too sure if thats pro or anti pirate $:-\$

Meep. · « **Reply #151 on:** July 16, 2006, 04:50:45 pm »

Mm, someone needs to make a movie on this subject.

SDFilm · « **Reply #152 on:** July 16, 2006, 04:53:41 pm »

Aye

Pirates VS Ninjas 2, 3....

Like Underworld.

Edit: looks liek its already been done...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5zEjGPxKUE&search=pirate%20ninja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-7vT4GSodk&search=pirate%20ninja

Infact, just search on Youtube yourself

Plonkoon · « **Reply #153 on:** July 18, 2006, 04:23:09 pm »

It's a really close competition.

echo_trail · « **Reply #154 on:** July 18, 2006, 04:32:02 pm »

Yep, pirates by far. 47/46

Oh c'mon. Pirates have Jack Sparrow and Barbossa.
You Ninja pricks have who? Hattori Hanzo and Danial San.. haha!

Meep. · « **Reply #155 on:** July 18, 2006, 04:36:36 pm »

Pfft, sure Captin Jack can fight but all the ninjas would have to do is get them drunk, then they win.

80HD · « **Reply #156 on:** July 20, 2006, 10:21:42 pm »

Quote from: Meep. on July 18, 2006, 04:36:36 pm

Pfft, sure Captin Jack can fight but all the ninjas would have to do is get them drunk, then they win.

Wouldn't even have to do that. Ninja's could easily win 1 on 1, or even 1 on 3 (3 Being the pirates), But maybe 5 pirates on a Ninja would even things up. The only advantage pirates have are numbers, and guns which are useless on Ninja's.

Gold · « **Reply #157 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:29:58 pm »

Ninja's were just rebels that used to be peasants for samurai's and ran away because the samurai would chop off the peasants head when he got a new sword to test it, the Peasants werent very happy with this so alot of them ran away and became outcasts and they made up techniques to hide and defend themselves from the samurai's Thus they became ninja's

Dascoo · « **Reply #158 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:33:45 pm »

Which are gay.

Twistkill · « **Reply #159 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:33:29 pm »

*points to link in sig*

That's why. XD

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