Author Topic: Pirates vs. Ninjas (Read 36864 times)

SDFilm · « **Reply #180 on:** July 22, 2006, 08:18:11 am »

Quote from: Meep. on July 22, 2006, 04:40:53 am

...and that is why ninjas win

Ninjas only attack at night, and stab people in the back, while Pirates attack full-on anytime!

Zero · « **Reply #181 on:** July 22, 2006, 08:22:07 am »

I don't know hard to say. Pirates have guns while ninja's are fast and stealthy.

But ninja's are cooler so I vote for them

homey188 · « **Reply #182 on:** July 22, 2006, 09:00:07 am »

Pirates have style, ninjas have stealth.
Pirates have guns, ninjas have stars.
Pirates don't go by the rules, ninjas never break thier code.

Pirates win.

SDFilm · « **Reply #183 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:11:28 am »

Pirates have more honour, asÂ at least you can see them before they rob you.

Vltava · « **Reply #184 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:22:39 am »

Quote from: SDFilm on July 22, 2006, 11:11:28 am

Pirates have more honour, as at least you can see them before they rob you and rape your women.

Fixed, eh?

Meep. · « **Reply #185 on:** July 22, 2006, 04:40:34 pm »

C'mon, if pirates honestly went on land ninjas would take them apart. They know martial arts with all kinds of weapons and pirates just learn sword fighting if they get lucky enough for someone to teach them.

Also, the guns they had were single shot so they'd have to carry a whole bunch of 'em to get multiple shots, thus (probably) slowing them down.

karmazon · « **Reply #186 on:** July 22, 2006, 05:19:27 pm »

Quote from: Stalky on July 22, 2006, 04:44:44 am

Quote from: n00bface on July 21, 2006, 08:15:49 pm
I'm related, by my maternal grandmother, to CAPTAIN MORGAN! THE FAMOUS ONE!

Well since you suck, that's a good reason to vote ninjas.

shit I can't change my vote now

The_Ninja · « **Reply #187 on:** July 22, 2006, 06:37:13 pm »

SCREW THE GOD DAM PIRATES!!! NINJA'S WILL KICK YOUR SORRY ANUS ANY DAY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO

SDFilm · « **Reply #188 on:** July 22, 2006, 07:32:53 pm »

Not with a ship full of cannons'n'booze ya wont, plus pirates have greater numbers, and are also good sword fighters (well the hardcore ones are, not the 'dirty sailor who has picked up a sword' types).

Captain Ben · « **Reply #189 on:** July 22, 2006, 09:33:07 pm »

Ninjas learn to fight by standing in lines and swinging bamboo sticks. Pirates learn by picking up a sword/cutlass and slicing the fuck out of the threat. There's no better practice than the real thing.

Meep. · « **Reply #190 on:** July 22, 2006, 09:59:22 pm »

Quote from: Captain Ben on July 22, 2006, 09:33:07 pm

Pirates learn by picking up a sword/cutlass and slicing the **** out of the threat. There's no better practice than the real thing.

That is, if they don't die in their first battle.

karmazon · « **Reply #191 on:** July 22, 2006, 10:05:38 pm »

Quote from: The_Ninja on July 22, 2006, 06:37:13 pm

SCREW THE GOD DAM PIRATES!!! NINJA'S WILL KICK YOUR SORRY ANUS ANY DAY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO

The problem is your focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

jettlarue · « **Reply #192 on:** July 22, 2006, 10:16:38 pm »

haha right now it is exactly 50% to 50%...i guess neither of them are better they are even

The_Ninja · « **Reply #193 on:** July 22, 2006, 10:24:12 pm »

even stevens....

The Great Milenko · « **Reply #194 on:** July 22, 2006, 10:50:44 pm »

Pirates are up now! Thanks to uh.. oh right. Me! haha.

Quote from: SDFilm on July 22, 2006, 07:32:53 pm

with a ship full of cannons'n'booze

All the better!

Milkman Dan · « **Reply #195 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:02:47 pm »

YOU STUPID OVERSIZED SIGNIATURE IMAGE'D IDIOT!!!

Meep. · « **Reply #196 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:19:58 pm »

The_Ninja · « **Reply #197 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:25:32 pm »

That's awsome meep *STEAL* jks...

zyxstand · « **Reply #198 on:** July 22, 2006, 11:39:36 pm »

holy shiat. i just voted and when i saw the results... 53 to 53 - that's so unlikely! cool 50% 50%... how very odd. NINJAS!

n00bface · « **Reply #199 on:** July 23, 2006, 12:17:50 am »

this poll is very efficient at separating the wapanese from the awesome people

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Author Topic: Pirates vs. Ninjas (Read 36864 times)