Author Topic: Thoughtful Quotes  (Read 2855 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline a-4-year-old

  • Veteran
  • *****
  • Posts: 1918
Re: Thoughtful Quotes
« Reply #40 on: August 31, 2007, 08:14:59 am »
"The greatest ignorance is to reject something you know nothing about"

"In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends"

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"Everyone has photographic memory. Some don't have film."
Win.
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

Offline O.R.I.O.N.

  • Veteran
  • *****
  • Posts: 1710
  • Thunk-a-dunk.
    • Diseased Productions
Re: Thoughtful Quotes
« Reply #41 on: August 31, 2007, 01:11:13 pm »
Mark Twain on Webster's Dictionary:
"I have reviewed it many times, yet I have never been able to discover the plot."
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

Offline Blue-ninja

  • Veteran
  • *****
  • Posts: 1419
Re: Thoughtful Quotes
« Reply #42 on: August 31, 2007, 06:24:09 pm »
"Why is it so hard to make a fire in the fireplace, but so easy to burn the house down?" -MAD Magazine