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Offline Wraithlike

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Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« on: July 10, 2006, 07:57:30 pm »
Well, I live in the United States, and I was listening to the radio driving home. I was listening to a sports show, and people were calling in. The topic at hand was soccer and, one listener called in and started bitching with all the "flaws" of soccer, and when he ended his call, he made one of the funniest comments I've ever heard:

"I love my country, that's why I hate soccer."

I started laughing my ass off whrn I heard it.

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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2006, 08:03:19 pm »
Heh. Well if it's one thing us brits know, people can be overly passionate about sports. You get it everywhere, to varying degrees.
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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2006, 08:05:19 pm »
I found it funny when that italian guy headbutted that french guy in the sternum.

That was the best part of my day.

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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2006, 08:07:00 pm »
actually the french guy head butted the italian
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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2006, 08:09:58 pm »
actually the french guy head butted the italian

*gasp* m00 speaks intelligence!

on-topic:

the world is full of morons, unfortunately the Americans have the loud ones.

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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2006, 08:59:20 pm »
Yes, our morons are the loudest. But that can also be seen as a good thing.

WE HAVE THE BEST MORONS IN THE WORLD! W00T!
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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2006, 09:53:17 pm »
Don't talk shit bout Americans, okay?

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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2006, 10:04:24 pm »
WE HAVE THE BEST MORONS IN THE WORLD! W00T!

Especially George Bush, wee!!!

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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2006, 10:17:12 pm »
Don't talk **** bout Americans, okay?

Let's talk about canada......Canada is not cold.

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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2006, 10:32:43 pm »
"A question rarely asked: is our children learning?"

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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2006, 10:35:15 pm »
LOLZZ I GOT FIRTTEEN KEWL PONTS CAUSE I SAID THE PREZ WAS DUMB! AND IM NOT EVEN OLD ENUF TO VOAT!
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2006, 10:44:52 pm »
I voted for George Bush, I found him more comically appealing.
Also I live in Texas so it was pretty obvious he'd win that state.
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2006, 10:49:19 pm »
lol @ his one-finger victory salute.

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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2006, 10:51:15 pm »
LOLZZ I GOT FIRTTEEN KEWL PONTS CAUSE I SAID THE PREZ WAS DUMB! AND IM NOT EVEN OLD ENUF TO VOAT!
YA I NO WER CAN WE C R KEWL POINTZ

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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2006, 12:04:26 am »
Graham, that's funny coming from a man who never went to college.

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« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2006, 12:07:06 am »
hey wraith, just wondering, was that 105.3 or 106.9?

and regardless of what happened with Zindane, I still feel bad for the guy. What a terrible way to have ones career end.

Who cares about all these lame pansy sports anyway? It's all about ultimate frisbee anyway.

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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2006, 12:08:50 am »
"A question rarely asked: is our children learning?"

     – George W. Bush
See, he's a fucking brilliant comedian. He was clearly joking. I bet he pisses himself laughing while sending your country further into hell! If only John Howard was such a great comedian...

I doubt you've been to college either.

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« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2006, 12:10:36 am »
hahaha years from now, on George W's death bed, he's going to finally admit that he was just sending our country into hell because it was so god damn funny.

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« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2006, 12:41:26 am »
Graham, that's funny coming from a man who never went to college.
I did go to college... i dropped out :D
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Re: Wow, some Americans suck. (soccer-related))
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2006, 12:54:32 am »
and regardless of what happened with Zindane, I still feel bad for the guy. What a terrible way to have ones career end.

hardly..that's one of the most memorable ways to end a career.