'Made you jump' moments

[Duck Boi]

What has made you or another play jump whilst playing soldat?

Mine has to be when someone decided it would be funny to sneak up behind me and law me point blank in the back of the head on a R/S, it made me almost jump out of my computer chair .

I made a guy jump on a TW server, after doing the /mercy bug with a chainsaw.
I jumped over a buidling and was chasing him down, and he turned around and almost **** himself 

[Oxyd]

Sometimes it scares me if i quietly sit in the bush, and someone comes from behind with spas and shoots from very close, making that noisy, loud sound.

[NinjaGimp369]

I remember way back, when I was banned from using the computer, I snuck on one night (parents were asleep) to satisfy my Soldat cravings. I was unbanned in about 2 weeks but I couldn't wait that long. I was so busy trying to type slowly and make as little sound as possible I didn't notice the speakers on full.

I smiled to myself as the Soldat menu popped up, and rubbed my hands together as the servers were being requested. Then I joined my favourite pub, then: SCCCCCCCCCHLLLLOOOOOWWWW!!1!!ONE! The respawn sound blasted out and popped my eardrums, I shouted and I actually fell off the chair. 

My dad ran in and caught me lying there holding my heart breathing deeply. He then looked over at the computer. He banned me for a further 3 months, doubling my punishment. I never touched the computer again in 3 months. Funny stuff though, when I think back over it. 

[ThunderPantz]

WOW YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN COMPUTER? ITS JUST A FAMILY ONE? OH MY GAWD.

Well once i was sneaking around in r/s... i was around in that map with alot of boxes, i was holding a spas..... when the enemy comes sneaking below me, so i start chasing him with my secondary weapon, chainsaw, he kept saying holy shit because i was making the chainsaw go rmmmm.... rmmmm.... right where he couldn't see me, it was like a horror movie. so i chased him down and shot him with the spas. the end.

[mozzer]

When your about 1 step away from capping then some random sniper pops your head off ands returns the flag.

[NinjaGimp369]

WOW YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN COMPUTER? ITS JUST A FAMILY ONE? OH MY GAWD.

Well once i was sneaking around in r/s... i was around in that map with alot of boxes, i was holding a spas..... when the enemy comes sneaking below me, so i start chasing him with my secondary weapon, chainsaw, he kept saying holy **** because i was making the chainsaw go rmmmm.... rmmmm.... right where he couldn't see me, it was like a horror movie. so i chased him down and shot him with the spas. the end.

Nice story. This was aaaaaaaaages ago in the time of Ninjagimp's brokeness era. I had to use my family computer to play Soldat. I got my own one now.