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JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bullshit
« on: September 11, 2007, 04:16:51 pm »
JFGI.

There's that conspiracy saying JFK was shot by the SS. Bullshit.

I found "JFK: Reloaded", a game where you have to re-enact the murder playing the role of Lee Harvey Oswald. It's pretty tasteless, still I keep on playing it mainly because of the realism and the very cool ballistic informations you get on your shots.


Now I found a site that I lol'd to. They're talking about the game!

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Curiosity got the best of me and I finally downloaded this game. I agree with your pre-assessment. This has Big Brother's fingerprints all over it. One of the first things I noticed is that the background noises from the crowd are loaded with subliminal messages saying things like "this is real" and "it's totally accurate".
Haha. He's saying it like he's got a supernatural power allowing him to listen to subliminal messages. Even after recording the game's sound and playing it forward backward, upside-down, on a grammophone from 1963 and scratching the sounds of it onto a chalkboard, I don't hear any of that shit.

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Although they made it seemingly impossible to duplicate the Warren Commission findings exactly for the full 1000 point score, they made it easy to get results that look a lot like the Zapruder film with a score around 450. It looks like the Zapruder film because the characters behave the same way even when shot in different places. Look at the videos kids are posting on youtube from this game and your statements about Orwellian demoralization of youth are confirmed. Then when you read all of the comments from kids convinced that this game proves Oswald the lone gunmen, you'll want to cry like I did. But wait, there's more.
The "kids". Self-explainatory. Those who believe in scientific research are the "kids".

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Another thing I found interesting is that in this game, the bullets can go through ANYTHING. The exact magic bullet scenario may be difficult to impossible, but firing one shot through Kennedy and Connaly is as easy as Pong. The challenge is that the magic bullet usually kills Connaly, costing the player points.

This isn't true. The game behaves very realistic in bullet physics. They hit through stuff very realistic. They penetrate a body without no problems, just like they'd do in real life. And, in real life, it would be fucking easy to get one bullet through both JFK and the Gouvernor when they're in ONE EXACT FUCKING LINE FUCKER. (By the way, google "magic bullet theory". It's fucking nonsense and has been disproven over nine thousand times.)

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One thing about JFK Reloaded that is true to history is that once you start shooting at the president, the Secret Service agents don't do a damn thing to get him out of harm's way.
Wrong. Both in the game and in reality, a SS agent jumped onto the car and they spe(e)d up like shit. After they speed up it's impossible for you to land another hit, it was the only thing the SS could do in that situation.

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That, in my mind, has always been the most convincing evidence of a conspiracy, but kids today don't seem to think there's anything suspicious about it. Perhaps the game would have more value if the player didn't have to be Oswald, but could play the role of limo driver William Greer assigned to keep the President out of harm's way. Of course that would be the easiest driving game of all time, but it would give these kids some perspective beyond what they see through the rifle scope.
Seeing through the rifle scope is the most realistic perspective. It shows how the shots could have been placed and what shots LHO landed.

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I'd like to uncover the mystery behind this company Traffic Games, which is allegedly from Scotland and has only produced this one game. If you go to their website here's all it says:

"TRAFFIC" is a creative agency born out of the commercial videogame industry. We specialise in the creation of original branded content across all interactive platforms. Contact us: infotrafficgames.co.uk. All your brands are belong to us (sic)".

Even with the grammatical error that last part should scare everybody. I find it interesting (but not surprising) that the designers are the same people behind Rockstar Games like the Grand Theft Auto series and State of Emergency. I can't help but think Traffic Games is a front for something much larger and it's definitely worth looking into. If you know anyone with information on this, I'd love to hear back.

I lol'd because he didn't get the "All your brands (base) are belong to us" joke, but the last paragraph hit the fence.
It is not fucking unusual that skilled programmers work for multiple companies because many companies in this buiseness. There's nothing special about this at all and there's nothing worth looking into. You wouldn't wonder if the creators of Battlefield: Vietnam were the same as those of GTA.


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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2007, 04:31:06 pm »
its all a load of bull****.

He got shot thrice and all the shots where obviously from oswald


It's really revolting, KILL JFK FOR 100,000 dollars.
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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2007, 04:58:11 pm »
What website was all that from?
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2007, 06:41:23 pm »
Downloaded the game out of curiousity.

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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2007, 08:43:28 pm »
JFK's assassination is already a confirmed conspiracy (a while ago). On his deathbed, Hunt wrote that LBJ ordered the assassination. For those that have followed the theories, this shouldn't come as a surprise.

Self-quoting, yes.

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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2007, 09:09:33 pm »
So what you're trying to say is that JFK wasn't shot by our own government? Oh I beg to differ...

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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2007, 10:29:10 pm »
Considering the time period, it's not surprising. That sort wouldn't happen now, of course. We only assassinate foreign powers now.

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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2007, 10:35:42 pm »
Oh come on...IF we did it then we would do it now.  With time......with time.
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« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2007, 11:02:33 pm »
No we wouldn't do it now. Because Bush already has us in a huge hole. Who could resurface all of his mistakes he's created and pick up and try to reform from scratch after he was assassinated? It doesn't seem logical to me. That and his term is nearly up anyhow. We wouldn't need any reason to assassinate him to quell any wrong decisions he makes. What's the point?

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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2007, 11:14:13 pm »
Lol, what?

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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2007, 11:14:19 pm »
I dont know/care if we ever did it...but all's im saying is that when you get away with a crime once....you'll do it again.  Never say never.
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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2007, 11:16:57 pm »
Be sheep... blame Bush for everything. I doubt any other of the candidates could have handled the crap Bush was tossed into with more success. Anyway at least his terms in office won't be overshadowed by a blowjob, how good of a president can you be when everything you ever did can be completely forgotten because of your inability to keep it in your pants? Also one thing I heard was that some democrats actually said Clinton had the chance to nip Al Qaeda in the bud but refused.(Not 100% sure on that so don't quote me, if you got some info on the subject drop it on me) Anyway if you are done being knuckledraggers...



I found the game and just played it a little bit ago. Its very strange for one... also I doubt it could have any effect on the mystery surrounding JFK's death. As for conspiracy people... well they are still around making stupid claims about everything(9/11 conspiracy morons)   
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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2007, 11:18:04 pm »
ALIENS KILLED JFK WITH A HITSCAN GUN THATS WHY THE BULLET DID THAT!!!

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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2007, 11:40:54 pm »
ALIENS KILLED JFK WITH A HITSCAN GUN THATS WHY THE BULLET DID THAT!!!

Thats why noone likes you.

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I doubt any other of the candidates could have handled the crap Bush was tossed into with more success.

I cant help agreeing with ya there...I mean ffs,  its not exactly easy having to deal with terrorism on American soil.

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at least his terms in office won't be overshadowed by a blowjob, how good of a president can you be when everything you ever did can be completely forgotten because of your inability to keep it in your pants?

His term isnt forgotten or overshadowed by the BJ...it is in the eyes of some people but not all.  The majority of the people i talk to remember him for other things.  And he wasnt the first president to use his title to get some ass....nor will he be the last.


EDIT: I personally dont give a damn about either one of em (bush and clinton)  And i also dont give a damn about conspiracy theories...especially the 9/11 ones.  Im just sick of hearing them.  And im sick of bush haters and clinton haters and republicans and democrats and all this shit man.  Whats the point?
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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2007, 03:23:33 am »
can i get a "BOOM HEADSHOT!" ?

I only play to shoot the women >:}
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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2007, 06:08:49 am »
I play it for that Ballistic Stuff, that's cool. And for shooting drivers to cause a damn lot of trouble.

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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2007, 10:13:07 am »
ALIENS KILLED JFK WITH A HITSCAN GUN THATS WHY THE BULLET DID THAT!!!

Is he realy old enough for these forums? and isent he just spamming around?
and i agree on Sytrus about that qouted bs. ;)
Gonna check out the game.

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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2007, 10:58:52 am »
ALIENS KILLED JFK WITH A HITSCAN GUN THATS WHY THE BULLET DID THAT!!!

Is he realy old enough for these forums? and isent he just spamming around?
and i agree on Sytrus about that qouted bs. ;)
Gonna check out the game.

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Re: JFK Assassination Conspiracy Bull****
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2007, 11:47:28 am »
yeah trolling spamming :P all the same to me :P

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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2007, 11:54:55 am »
well, what's the point of the game?
to just kill JFK?
i played it and got JFK and the one next to him both with a headshot and in the stats its all weird :s someone explain what the real point is here?

i don't really know much of the whole thing, besides that i know wish wondow and that he got shot in the head..