It is necessary to forbid the coffee.

[Tallacaps]

Too much coffee is bad for you....thats right.  Its bad for YOU.  Not anyone else.  Jesus this is so stupid.  Ban coffee lol what a ****ing stupid ****ing idea.

In the great order of things, forbiding coffee is a great idea.
It isn't obvious. It isn't easy.
But soon or later you will understand it.

Someday, in the future, you will say:
"I was really wrong!"

Be water my friend.

[Mitak]

Lol I've drank about less cups of coffee than the number of my fingers in my 16 years of existence @_@
I don't like it. I prefer tea or Cola. Sometimes mixing a dissolving vitamin in Cola is really neat and sweet
But what the hell, one cup a day or a week is good and even healthy when within the limits.
Woosh, 3-5 cups per day is really addicted.

[Valorman]

haha, I can't tell if you're trolling or if you're serious.

[excruciator]

Too much coffee is bad for you....thats right.  Its bad for YOU.  Not anyone else.  Jesus this is so stupid.  Ban coffee lol what a ****ing stupid ****ing idea.

rofl I would like to see a vid of you drinking too much coffee to the point of twitch of the ground with white shit coming out of your mouth. I would laugh so hard and I will go to your funeral and spit onto your grave.

in conclusion, coffee is bad for anyone, even you.

[Wraithlike]

I know what should be banned. Tallacaps! He's a troll.

Too much coffee is bad for you....thats right.  Its bad for YOU.  Not anyone else.  Jesus this is so stupid.  Ban coffee lol what a ****ing stupid ****ing idea.

rofl I would like to see a vid of you drinking too much coffee to the point of twitch of the ground with white **** coming out of your mouth. I would laugh so hard and I will go to your funeral and spit onto your grave.

in conclusion, coffee is bad for anyone, even you.

Actually, you can overdose on caffiene. Which means drinking too much coffee can hurt you, but it's usually non-fatal, and rarely happens.

[SirJamesaford]

Too much coffee is bad for you....thats right.  Its bad for YOU.  Not anyone else.  Jesus this is so stupid.  Ban coffee lol what a ****ing stupid ****ing idea.

In the great order of things, forbiding coffee is a great idea.
It isn't obvious. It isn't easy.
But soon or later you will understand it.

Someday, in the future, you will say:
"I was really wrong!"

Be water my friend.

How is it a good idea?  I see nothing wrong with wanting to little pick me up in the morning or whatever.  Sure its harmful but so are many other things in this world and most of those are way more harmful than coffee.  Quite frankly this argument is harmful to my brain due to its stupidity....maybe you should be the one thats banned and not coffee.

And you say that years from now i will understand.  How the fuck are you supposed to know that?  You have no idea what i am or am not capable of understanding.  You also have no idea if i even care to understand.

We live in a world where we settle petty disputes with bombs and you're concerned about coffee...

[excruciator]

 

Don't ban anything, just tell people what will happen if they abuse stuff. That way the stupid will get themselves killed and nobody has to deal with painfully obvious warning labels and anti-cigarettes commercials.

great idea..

Actually, you can overdose on caffiene. Which means drinking too much coffee can hurt you, but it's usually non-fatal, and rarely happens.

what if the guy gets so dosed and he step in front of a bus

[a-4-year-old]

I know what should be banned. Tallacaps! He's a troll.

QFT

it only takes about a teaspoon of caffeine to kill you, but there is barely any in coffee anyway, it would take so much coffee to overdose that you might as well drink water to your death.

[The Geologist]

Coffee is a drug. Drugs kill.

Then by your logic we should remove Tylenol and the like from the shelves as well.  It's too bad not all drugs kill when you look at that little thing called reality.

People will be more happy after that because everybody will work less.

How does removing coffee make people work less?  That's total bullocks.  Having coffee around doesn't effect anyones regular work schedule in terms of how long they have to work.

The consumer society will die.

Yes, because the consumer society is based ENTIRELY around coffee.

The natural capitalism will emerge.
Forbid coffee, don't worry and be happy.

Alright, alright...for a joke post, you did pretty well.  I don't like coffee either, but at least keep it real 

[Tallacaps]

haha, I can't tell if you're trolling or if you're serious.

That's complicated!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tao
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity

That's more complicated!
The prophet of my country:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesc_Pujols

"In 1918, Francesc Pujols published the work Concepte General de la Ciència Catalana, in which he established the existence of a Catalan philosophical tendency, started by Ramon Llull and continued by Raymond of Sabunde (Ramon Sibiuda); this work contains his famous prophecy according to which the Catalans are exceptional beings because they are children of the land of truth."

Catalans still don't know if he was trolling or he was serious.

Coffee is like tobacco. A way native people from Africa  destroyed the angelical good nature of white people!
What cunning they were!
Like:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu_Manchu

Think about it!
Coffee has bad taste. Why people drink it?

[Smegma]

Think about it!
Coffee has bad taste. Why people drink it?

Go watch alton brown you ****tard and refine your palete.

And you are not a taoist christian.

[SirJamesaford]

Coffee tastes great asshole lol  Even the smell of coffee in the morning is great.  Fuck this shit....im getting some coffee.

[Smegma]

Oh and coffee isn't the drug, its CAFFEINE, you can get decaf, fucking n00b.

[Tallacaps]

Coffee is a drug. Drugs kill.

Then by your logic we should remove Tylenol and the like from the shelves as well.  It's too bad not all drugs kill when you look at that little thing called reality.

People will be more happy after that because everybody will work less.

How does removing coffee make people work less?  That's total bullocks.  Having coffee around doesn't effect anyones regular work schedule in terms of how long they have to work.

The consumer society will die.

Yes, because the consumer society is based ENTIRELY around coffee.

Logic!
Watch world news in tv. Are they logic?

Be emotional.
Listen to your heart!
Listen to you spirit!
Listen to me!
.
.
.
Obey me!
Obey Fumanchu!

And you will not have the need to destroy yourself thinking stupids questions about coffee!

[Smegma]

Shut up, tallacaps, you are about as spiritual as something.

[Mancer]

I am allergic to coffee.

[SirJamesaford]

I am allergic to Tallacraps.

[The Geologist]

Coffee is a drug. Drugs kill.

Then by your logic we should remove Tylenol and the like from the shelves as well.  It's too bad not all drugs kill when you look at that little thing called reality.

People will be more happy after that because everybody will work less.

How does removing coffee make people work less?  That's total bullocks.  Having coffee around doesn't effect anyones regular work schedule in terms of how long they have to work.

The consumer society will die.

Yes, because the consumer society is based ENTIRELY around coffee.

Logic!
Watch world news in tv. Are they logic?

Be emotional.
Listen to your heart!
Listen to you spirit!
Listen to me!
.
.
.
Obey me!
Obey Fumanchu!

And you will not have the need to destroy yourself thinking stupids questions about coffee!

...yea.  Fail.

GG.

[Tallacaps]

I am allergic to Tallacraps.

You body is a temple. Listen to your body!
Don't eat that.

[BondJamesBond]

I don't know if this post has gotten to the point where we can just drop the topic and start bashing the topic-starter.