Nastiest thing ever.

[Blue-ninja]

Thread is open for your own experiences.

Ok, so I was pushing my bike home from school (because of those stupid construction work on the road). I arrived on my driveway, and my two pet dogs greeted me. One was missing her red collar, which my brother found later, and the other.....theother had apparently rolled into what was possibly the most nastiest smell in the entire univarse. It's the smell that doesn't creep up on you, it goes right up to you and starts punching your nose repeatedly, each time getting stronger and stronger. It's the kind of smell that makes you want to close up every pore on your body and more.

Yes, it's that smell that lingered in the air for a VERY long time. We couldn't even get close enough to wash her without throwing up. It was possibly the worst smell ever. It's like a dead skunk and thirteen dead fishes mashed together.

So, anyway, post your similar experiences.

[Yes]

Well this isn't a real life experience. But my friend dared me to go on rotten.com. And so i did and i clicked a image of a weight lifter whose insides came out his butt. It was just gross. Probably pretty scary because the weightlifter must of been like "Holy **** theres my liver, theres my stomach, and theres my kidneys."

[Mitak]

Once me and my pal were riding bikes and he got a flat tyre. We were in the middle of a giant parc. I told him it would be best if he went home and fix it but he still insisted that we move on.
So ok, I was riding my bike and he was pushing his for about 4-5 more km. Then we turned and headed home. The exit of the park was some 6 km away @_@ and to top it off, his tyre got stuck and he could no longer push it so he tried lifting it on its front tyre and pushing it that way but soon he was too tired for that.
With his bicycle totally immobile, there was just one thing left to do - cary it on his shoulder. We kept on and on and on... For about half the way... Then we stopped to rest for about 10 minutes and continued...
He lifted the bike again and carried it infront of himself for another km. Just a little more and we will be exiting the park!
Ok... some more meters! Yes! The trolley stop!
But the thing is... He had no money in himself, nor did I. I live like 1 km away from the park and he lives nearly 3-4 km away from it. He was black from head to feet.
I decided to quickly sprint to my house for money and give him for the trolley ride. I did that in a short ammount of time. He packed his bike in the trolley and left.
When I talked to him the next day at school, he said that after he went out of the trolley, he kept walking dirty, with the bike on his shoulder for another 500-600m and people watching him as if he was an alien.

This is stupid and boring to read, I know. But to live that moment sure is hell.

[Valorman]

Well this isn't a real life experience. But my friend dared me to go on rotten.com. And so i did and i clicked a image of a weight lifter whose insides came out his butt. It was just gross. Probably pretty scary because the weightlifter must of been like "Holy **** theres my liver, theres my stomach, and theres my kidneys."

I saw that. I thought it was only his rectum that came out, but I haven't seen the picture in a long time.

[Mitak]

Scroll down and search for "Weightlifter" a little under the "Updated" red text.

[ThunderPantz]

after a couple days of wearing my boxers, they start to smell like pickles and piss. I threw up black stuff once. whenever my little sister leaves her clothes on the bathroom floor, i use them to wipe my ass with.

[Yes]

after a couple days of wearing my boxers, they start to smell like pickles and piss. I threw up black stuff once. whenever my little sister leaves her clothes on the bathroom floor, i use them to wipe my ass with.

Wtf?? Are you serious?

[Mitak]

I must say I can believe his story.
There is that 17 year old guy from our neighbourhood (Let's call him Sonny) who used to go take a crap in the graveyard instead of going to his toilet on the 4th floor @_@ (He said it was too far away, he was lasy, and plus he graveyard was only 1 block away)
Once he was on a camp with some friend. They were alone in the middle of some forest in the night (Lost their group)
The friend had to take a crap but there was no toilet paper around so Sonny told him:
Hey dude, walnut leaves are the best

I laughed with my ass when some guy from the neighbourhood told me that story XD

[Graham]

Nasty stuff? Well here goes. I have helped skin tons of deer in my day, its strangely neat to hear the hide come off the muscle... kinda sounds like a zipper. I have had to haul off about 8 dead goats(all natural causes) into the woods for the wild animals to eat, most of the time I just tied a rope around the neck and dragged it into the woods.(I used a dead baby goat as my sig for a bit) If you guys are a bit more worldly to be grossed out by that then try this. I killed about 6 roosters and forgot to get rid of the feet until we started to smell them... needless to say they were in some black liquid and covered in maggots. Snakes are a problem around my house and in fact 3 of my dogs have been bit by snakes, 2 lived. The one that didn't we found weeks after the fact in a small field by my house, maggots everywhere. Course we couldn't leave him there so we picked him up and while we where moving him to the truck to transport him to his final resting place we had to set him down since my grip was bad. Little did I know that when we did that rotten blood filled with maggots would ooze out its butthole.  I think I actually posted a video of that on the old forums. Needless to say the smell was horrible and I could taste the smell for hours after. I had to clean up someones vomit while working at Arby's, when I was a kid me and my brothers and sister had to shovel out goat crap from the little house they slept in. Goats being one of the dumbest animals around it sleep on top of its own crap which just packed it down, that was a horrible afternoon(It took a few hours).  I had to kill a cow so we could save its baby.(Not fun) Someone dumped a deer carcass on the side of the road that I run on so I smelt that everyday for a few months. I hit a guy in the face with a hat I pissed on.(He still wears it) One time my friend wouldn't stop making me laugh while I had to take a dump, while on a shortcut to my house I couldn't hold it and ended up cleaning up with some nasty old shirt that someone had tossed out. Which I promptly threw at my friend for laughing at me. Course I got my revenge when on the same road he had to dump and the only thing he found was a burlap sack. I will probably remember more later.

[A]

Nasty stuff? Well here goes. I have helped skin tons of deer in my day, its strangely neat to hear the hide come off the muscle... kinda sounds like a zipper. I have had to haul off about 8 dead goats(all natural causes) into the woods for the wild animals to eat, most of the time I just tied a rope around the neck and dragged it into the woods.(I used a dead baby goat as my sig for a bit) If you guys are a bit more worldly to be grossed out by that then try this. I killed about 6 roosters and forgot to get rid of the feet until we started to smell them... needless to say they were in some black liquid and covered in maggots. Snakes are a problem around my house and in fact 3 of my dogs have been bit by snakes, 2 lived. The one that didn't we found weeks after the fact in a small field by my house, maggots everywhere. Course we couldn't leave him there so we picked him up and while we where moving him to the truck to transport him to his final resting place we had to set him down since my grip was bad. Little did I know that when we did that rotten blood filled with maggots would ooze out its butthole.  I think I actually posted a video of that on the old forums. Needless to say the smell was horrible and I could taste the smell for hours after. I had to clean up someones vomit while working at Arby's, when I was a kid me and my brothers and sister had to shovel out goat crap from the little house they slept in. Goats being one of the dumbest animals around it sleep on top of its own crap which just packed it down, that was a horrible afternoon(It took a few hours).  I had to kill a cow so we could save its baby.(Not fun) Someone dumped a deer carcass on the side of the road that I run on so I smelt that everyday for a few months. I hit a guy in the face with a hat I pissed on.(He still wears it) One time my friend wouldn't stop making me laugh while I had to take a dump, while on a shortcut to my house I couldn't hold it and ended up cleaning up with some nasty old shirt that someone had tossed out. Which I promptly threw at my friend for laughing at me. Course I got my revenge when on the same road he had to dump and the only thing he found was a burlap sack. I will probably remember more later.

I now truly appreciate living in California.

[Graham]

Nasty stuff? Well here goes. I have helped skin tons of deer in my day, its strangely neat to hear the hide come off the muscle... kinda sounds like a zipper. I have had to haul off about 8 dead goats(all natural causes) into the woods for the wild animals to eat, most of the time I just tied a rope around the neck and dragged it into the woods.(I used a dead baby goat as my sig for a bit) If you guys are a bit more worldly to be grossed out by that then try this. I killed about 6 roosters and forgot to get rid of the feet until we started to smell them... needless to say they were in some black liquid and covered in maggots. Snakes are a problem around my house and in fact 3 of my dogs have been bit by snakes, 2 lived. The one that didn't we found weeks after the fact in a small field by my house, maggots everywhere. Course we couldn't leave him there so we picked him up and while we where moving him to the truck
 to transport him to his final resting place we had to set him down since my grip was bad. Little did I know that when we did that rotten blood filled with maggots would ooze out its butthole.  I think I actually posted a video of that on the old forums. Needless to say the smell was horrible and I could taste the smell for hours after. I had to clean up someones vomit while working at Arby's, when I was a kid me and my brothers and sister had to shovel out goat crap from the little house they slept in. Goats being one of the dumbest animals around it sleep on top of its own crap which just packed it down, that was a horrible afternoon(It took a few hours).  I had to kill a cow so we could save its baby.(Not fun) Someone dumped a deer carcass on the side of the road that I run on so I smelt that everyday for a few months. I hit a guy in the face with a hat I pissed on.(He still wears it) One time my friend wouldn't stop making me laugh while I had to take a dump, while on a shortcut to my house I couldn't hold it and ended up cleaning up with some nasty old shirt that someone had tossed out. Which I promptly threw at my friend for laughing at me. Course I got my revenge when on the same road he had to dump and the only thing he found was a burlap sack. I will probably remember more later.

I now truly appreciate living in California.

Dealing with that just means I won't look like a little girl when I have to do something nasty infront of people.

[ThunderPantz]

after a couple days of wearing my boxers, they start to smell like pickles and piss. I threw up black stuff once. whenever my little sister leaves her clothes on the bathroom floor, i use them to wipe my ass with.

Wtf?? Are you serious?

I AM DEAD SERIOUS. And i tell my sisters not to leave their clothes on the floor... that is their punishment. muahahahhaa.

[a-4-year-old]

cloth is bad toilet paper

[Mitak]

cloth is bad toilet paper

Oh yeah? Tell that to your local boxers/slippers user

[a-4-year-old]

well the fabric has little tiny holes in it so if its too wet then it will just go right through onto your hand.

Don't mess with a guy who took the time to think about this stuff.

[Dascoo]

I heard a guy fell off his trailer and his ball sack was ripped open on the trailer hitch.

[ThunderPantz]

well the fabric has little tiny holes in it so if its too wet then it will just go right through onto your hand.

Don't mess with a guy who took the time to think about this stuff.

actually my sister's clothes are mostly silky and feel good :}

[SadistAtHeart]

well the fabric has little tiny holes in it so if its too wet then it will just go right through onto your hand.

Don't mess with a guy who took the time to think about this stuff.

actually my sister's clothes are mostly silky and feel good :}

[Fluffy]

A friend of mine has this tongue that looks disgusting. It looks like it's full of cracks. I can't even describe how nasty it looks. When you see it, the next few minutes the only thing you can do is to stare at the wall and wonder what the fuck did you just see. You kinda want to see it again to take a closer look but at the same you wish you never saw it. And the worst thing is that he really likes to show it to everybody, a lot...

It's hard to describe what it looks like in English, but does it have a name or something? He said it's always been that way.