Behaviour aspects you hate

[Graham]

absolutely cannot stand it when people eat loudly, it just ****ing ****s me up the walls, especially when I'm standing less than a meter away from them.

I won't eat at the dinner table with my grandmother because she is so annoying when she eats... constantly making noise and starting useless conversations.

[karmazon]

Narcissism/Cockyness (Sorry Karma). I just can't stand it.

I'm not narcissistic, I'm vein, I'm not cocky, I'm confident. 

It's spelled 'Vain.'

I am excessively irritated when people talk really loudly, really close to me, just in general. It just makes me cringe and want to slink away. That and people being incredibly over dramatic in like, museums and zoos. They act like they've never seen a pot or a painting or an animal before. Again, just makes me cringe on the inside.

IT'S SPELLED "VEIN"

[a-4-year-old]

its actually spelled Fortunecity karma.

[Laser Guy]

speaking with full mouth (so gross)

[Svirin Kerath]

its actually spelled Fortunecity karma.

Lol, yup.

[KorrupT MerC]

Older people (especially teachers and administrators) who feel like you need a morality boost or something and talk to you like your a 5 year old... please save your breath (especially when they are over-dramatic about it, thats when i just want to be rude as hell but i never bring myself to it because i know they try but they really need a new approach)

The only time loud chewing annoys me is if i have a headache or if im trying to sleep and someone comes in the room where your trying to sleep and just eats something, usually jelly-like, like a poptart or something and all you hear is the moistness just being smacked in their mouth... very irritating.

Someone who sucks up constantly (to a teacher, boss, etc.) i dont care what type of position it gets you, why the fuck would you degrade yourself to sucking up to move up in life? forget that, make your own way, have your own ideas....

Someone who degrades everyone else about their problems because of the simple fact they cant deal with their own problems

AND...

Someone who states the obvious constantly

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Thanks for the varied response people, feel free to keep adding, but im finished with this.

[Bongobong]

I hate people who make lots of noise. in the morning.

it should be forbidden to utilize drills or moving furniture, making to much noise of any kind before 10 am.
I just want to get up then, trace the sound source, and smack them in the face, or strangle them with their electiricity cord. In my shorts. then get back to bed.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

People who try too hard to get attention.
People who do stupid things because they think it makes them cool.
People who don't know the first thing about debating.
PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN 1337 and think it makes them cool or "h4xx0rs."
Somewhat like above, but people who talk like they do on the internet.  "lololololoscreenshotted" DIE!
People who confuse cause and effect.  People who confuse correlation and causation.
People who think that Harry Potter is interesting or exciting.
People who like anything that's obviously ****ed up.
Emos who cut themselves.  Well, emos in general.  IT'S NOT NONCONFORMIST IF YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING AS EVERY OTHER GOTH! Anyway, if you really want to hurt yourself, then start stapling your arms, or try to drill into your kneecaps.  Too much pain? BS.  I thought it made you feel "alive."
People who write or read blogs with entirely useless information.
People who think that porn is art.  If you're such an art fan, go look at some paintings! Oh, right:

I don't get a boner from them.

People who value appearance over practicality (yes, sometimes it's the same, and that's fine).
People who complain about America without seeing the irony in doing so.
Illegal immigrants and people who sympathize with them.
People who think tasers are cruel.  You get shocked for like 5 seconds.  Get over it.
People who don't understand that news is news BECAUSE it's unique and unusual.  Yes, 9/11 was bad.  Yes, VT was bad.  That doesn't mean that we need a massive law or policy changes.
People who believe conspiracy theories.
People who talk just to hear themselves.
People who think that being good at sports, having money, etc. makes them a great person.
Girls who agree with the aforementioned people.

People who suck in general.

[Laser Guy]

....

People who suck in general.

Well, then u must hate urself dude...

[BlueBerry Pie]

I tend to sway away from negative thinkers.  It affects your health and makes you feel as bad as them.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

People who suck in general.

Well, then u must hate urself dude...

ZING! Wow, you sure got me there.  This calls for an addition to the list:
People who use some variation of "no u" to prove that they have no originality and can only insult people through sub-intelligent means.

[Graham]

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People who suck in general.

Well, then u must hate urself dude...

Oh wow that really nailed him to the wall there. I really like how you didn't waste time insulting him by typing "u" and "urself" instead of "you" and yourself." Those two letter per word really sped up the insult process and caused you to insult at maximum efficiency. Bravo my friend, bravo.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

....

People who suck in general.

Well, then u must hate urself dude...

You suck at retorts.

Etc.

[Melbanana]

People on the bus who do absolutely nothing to keep themselves from sliding over in my seat when the bus goes in to a turn. Girl, boy, woman, old man, I don't care, keep the hell out of my seat, and I'll keep out of yours.

Someone who states the obvious constantly

I do that all the time for laughs. People find it funny when I do it.

[ThunderPantz]

I hate when someone asks for criticism and then someone gives them, and the person can't take it and just flames them.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

People who make complete morons out of themselves in a pathetic last attempt at fitting in. There's this kid I know, (if I didn't know better I'd swear he was retarded) who'll just interrupt a conversation to scream "BANANAS" in a squeaky voice and then wait for everyone to laugh. Doesn't work? Never fear, he's got a constant steam of bull**** that would make a toddler on laughing gas gag.

Little ****er can't take a hint.

[KorrupT MerC]

People who believe conspiracy theories.

Have you heard of the one about 9/11 ? lol, google it, my teacher wants me to write a research paper on it, some of it seems farfetched but then again some of it seems like it could be true

Melbanana,

I have a friend who does state the obvious to be funny, and that makes a difference, when you know they are being sarcastic, it is funny.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

People who believe conspiracy theories.

Have you heard of the one about 9/11 ? lol, google it, my teacher wants me to write a research paper on it, some of it seems farfetched but then again some of it seems like it could be true

WOW! No, I've never heard about that! That's why the text you quoted came immediately after one directly referencing 9/11!

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