do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?

[Kerrazyeye]

I dont take poops in any public restroom, under any circumstance. Or in outhouses, I've held poops for days when camping.....I dont want flies going up my ass.....

No I dont lay down paper on the seat....even if its extremely cold.....

[Mitak]

I've had bad experience with "public" restrooms. In most occasions they're either seatless, waterless or paperless.

I don't know why, but if someone goes to the school restroom for doing the "big work", they make fun of him. It's been like that since I'm on this planet. I don't understand it - if you don't have time to do that at home in the morning, why not do it at school? What if you can't hold it anymore
So that is why I ALWAYS take time to do that at home, instead of thinking about holding it the entire day.

[Vilho]

In my country putting toilet paper on toilet seat would be considered gay.

[Dr. Zombi3]

hell no!
In alaska putting ur butt on a toilet seat is considered being a man.

[Yes]

WTF is the matter with you all? I'm a real man I pee on the toilet seat first then I sit on the toilet seat and take another pee in the toilet. I regret nothing.

[frogboy]

haha you piss sitting down what a girl

[Blue-ninja]

haha you piss sitting down what a girl

He pisses ON the toilet seat, then sits ON it and pisses the rest of the load in.

[zaraza]

haha you piss sitting down what a girl

It is healthy for your prostate.

[numgun]

In my country putting toilet paper on toilet seat would be considered gay.

Well hello there! I happen to be from finland too ya know. And when dirty pissed up public toilets that are your last hope to release the crap what will you do?

[Vilho]

That's not my problem, maybe your butt is too sensitive.

[Mangled*]

If I'm desperate for a crap in a public toilet then I tend to wipe the seat with toilet paper, always if (and lets face it, this is generally always the case) someone has pissed all over the seat.

But one thing I also do when having a crap, and this is the same at home.. is I screw up a few sheets and put them down the toilet before.. Reason? Well, if you do that then when you do a massive crap, the water won't splash back up at you making your butt wet.

[numgun]

That's not my problem, maybe your butt is too sensitive.

Fair enough.

[a-4-year-old]

Not wipe
PULL it from the holder

OH! that makes so much more sense.

I let gravity do work for me, except when it comes to pissing, I piss really quickly. but no, I rip it off downward.

[Dr. Zombi3]

In my country putting toilet paper on toilet seat would be considered gay.

Well hello there! I happen to be from finland too ya know. And when dirty pissed up public toilets that are your last hope to release the crap what will you do?

you wipe the toilet seat, THEN sit down

[a-4-year-old]

squat over the seat without any ass to seat touching.

[Dr. Zombi3]

squat over the seat without any ass to seat touching.

thats called an "airstrike" just so you know

[llamaman]

no... i like the icecold porcelan touching my soft warm ass...in the morning...it wakes me up