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do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« on: October 08, 2007, 06:57:47 am »
do you
i do cuz its cold

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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 07:04:59 am »
Do you sip tea and raise your pinkie in the air while doing the previously mentioned sipping?

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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 08:39:44 am »
I thought you people do it to prevent AIDS...

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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2007, 08:57:43 am »
early in the morning... yeah... because the toiletseat is so f**king cold!! ;D
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2007, 03:41:04 pm »
I do it if I use a public bathroom. I don't even ant to think about what's happened on those seats...
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2007, 03:47:55 pm »
I do it if I use a public bathroom. I don't even ant to think about what's happened on those seats...
dont think, take a crap and walk away....nothing that could possibly come from a toilet seat cannot kill you...

i wipe the seat with a piece of paper if its some really  sh*tty toilet like gas-station with drawings on the wall and paper all over the floor....(i like reading the drawings thought....people write hilarious stuff there sometimes :D)
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2007, 04:15:32 pm »
I only do this when I use public bathrooms. I don't need to worry about it being cold at home because the toilet seat is made out of plastic.
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2007, 04:22:20 pm »
I do it if I use a public bathroom. I don't even ant to think about what's happened on those seats...
dont think, take a crap and walk away....nothing that could possibly come from a toilet seat cannot kill you...

i wipe the seat with a piece of paper if its some really  sh*tty toilet like gas-station with drawings on the wall and paper all over the floor....(i like reading the drawings thought....people write hilarious stuff there sometimes :D)

You just said, basically, that anything that comes from a toilet seat can kill me.
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2007, 04:24:52 pm »
no, i live on the edge.

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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2007, 04:35:35 pm »
I put hemp on my toilet seat 'cause it's all nice and soft.

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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2007, 04:38:31 pm »
I do it if I use a public bathroom. I don't even ant to think about what's happened on those seats...
dont think, take a crap and walk away....nothing that could possibly come from a toilet seat cannot kill you...

i wipe the seat with a piece of paper if its some really  sh*tty toilet like gas-station with drawings on the wall and paper all over the floor....(i like reading the drawings thought....people write hilarious stuff there sometimes :D)

You just said, basically, that anything that comes from a toilet seat can kill me.

haha, yeah, i quess you are right.... (jeez, i need more coffee....)

"...nothing that could possibly come from a toilet seat can kill you..."

that´s what i meant... :)

« Last Edit: October 08, 2007, 04:46:40 pm by mortal_soldier »
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2007, 04:48:29 pm »
I do it if I use a public bathroom. I don't even ant to think about what's happened on those seats...
dont think, take a crap and walk away....nothing that could possibly come from a toilet seat cannot kill you...

i wipe the seat with a piece of paper if its some really  sh*tty toilet like gas-station with drawings on the wall and paper all over the floor....(i like reading the drawings thought....people write hilarious stuff there sometimes :D)

You just said, basically, that anything that comes from a toilet seat can kill me.

haha, yeah, i quess you are right.... (jeez, i need more coffee....)

"...nothing that could possibly come from a toilet seat can kill you..."

that´s what i meant... :)



Thanks for the encouragement. xD
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 12:39:24 am »
We have a porcelean toilet lid instead of plastic, and we have cheap toilet paper, so we wouldn't sit there wiping our ass all day with fluffy pink toilet paper.

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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 12:56:11 pm »
Here in England, using a public toilet is like taking a shit in a sewer.
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 01:01:48 pm »
Of course, I don't want my blessed perfect ass being where a mortal has been...

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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2007, 01:17:44 pm »
I always do this on public toilets whenever possible. I dont do this at my home WC though.

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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2007, 01:25:51 pm »
No. My toilet seat is made of plastic.
Jeez, what a topic :O

The best question - in what direction do you pull the toilet paper? Up or down? :D

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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2007, 02:36:03 pm »
up or down? yeah I prevent papercuts by wiping with the side of the paper.
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2007, 03:11:27 pm »
Lovely wooden seats own you all.
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Re: do you put toilet paper on your toilet seat?
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2007, 05:45:58 pm »
Not wipe :D
PULL it from the holder :D